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Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

1, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.

2, the most fake sentence in the TV series: Stop it, do you think filming?

3. Cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

4, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus is fine into a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

5. Bored in boredom, bored in happiness, bored in comedy, bored to the extreme.

6. You have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face.

7, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

8. Buy a bottle of mineral water and take a sip of "fake". "How fake? It is mixed with water. "

Chopin, if you can pop up the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

10, the robber said: it's killing me to ask for money ... I said: no, I'm hungry, I want to eat.

1 1, the furthest distance in the world is that the computer in front of you can't play, and there is no network when you can play.

12, I tell you there are only two words to pick up girls, handsome.

13, grades are like slides. It's hard to climb up. It only took a moment to slide down.

14, when we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we all prayed not to leave them under ourselves.

15, the doctor said that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day.

16, my friend asked me: Why is the sky blue? I asked: Then why is your ass round?

17, if the teacher said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

18, I said, brother, why are your hands so cold? How many days have you been dead?

19, I'm not afraid to drink the enemy's strength, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. I can't stand another bottle.

20. If you two show off in an ostentatious manner again, I will shoot you with a light bulb if I am not happy.

2 1, if loneliness can be sold by the catty, I think I will be a multimillionaire.

22. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

23, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

24. Andersen is dead, the fairy tale is gone, and it's a pile of shit.

Remember, if you want to live a long life, just do it: keep breathing and don't die.

Say what you have to say.

1. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world. 2. Always nod when meeting, and it's always hard to say anything. The moment my eyes met, I felt your tenderness.

I feel your sincerity, thank you for your sincerity.

There is no way to eliminate this situation. Only under the eyebrows, but in my heart.

I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to checking my own mistakes, I must also show them with my actions. Take time to make a warm card. Forgive me!

No matter where you go, my heart is looking for you, and every footprint you leave on the ground will make me excited.

8, I love Venus, pure and noble, I love the seven fairies, beautiful and persistent. My love for you is so close.

9. You may not have loved before, so you don't believe that there is eternal love in this world. When you fall in love with someone, you will know that there is such a person in the world, and you would rather die than break your word to her. If life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on, so that I can always see you; If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people and never get lost.

10, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.

1 1, because of you, I have become full of vitality; Because of you, I changed my lifestyle; Because of you, my life is more exciting! I can't imagine the world without you.

12. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

13, like, is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

14, one world, one blue sky, breathing the same air. Colorless, tasteless, transparent, but full of your breath everywhere. Thought of here, even every breath, is particularly sweet.

15, I love you, and I am willing to give up everything, including you, for your happiness.

16, day and night, month after month, year after year, I clearly complain stupidly, and I love, hate, worry and infatuate with love. You and I will stay together forever, and you and I will be happy.

17. When I first saw you, I knew what love at first sight was. From now on, I will care about you all my life. I wish you happy every day and beautiful forever.

Of all the towns and pubs in the world, she walked into mine.

19, in every night with you, I am no longer too lonely.

20. Two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate the pain. If you can't make me happy, I will leave. When I leave, it is also very painful, but you must be more painful than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness.

2 1, you are the one who has always supported me in my most difficult time!

22. I can clearly recall every movement, every expression, these sounds and these images with you, which have been written into my life.

23. Don't be infatuated with me, don't treat me as your whole, don't let me be your dependence, don't let me be spoiled by you, don't give me inexplicable and helpless heartbreak, don't.

24, you are an angel, I am a wing; You are a flower, I am a bee; You are the breeze, I am the air; You are a cloud, I am water, you can't live without me, I am integrated with you, and you are my life.

25. You are like a warm spring breeze, which arouses the waves of love in my heart; You are like a cloud, attracting my affectionate eyes.

26. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

27. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I'm ready to halve my rights and double my obligations.

28. The sky is blue and the ground is wide. My heart is gone. Holding the breeze, scattering acacia, holding the drizzle, complaining for a long time; Thinking of you, thinking of you and looking at you, my heart has already fallen for you! Will you accept my love?

29, you, let me pervert; You fascinated my sight; You make me inexplicably sad and happy; You, make my world spin; You, let my thoughts spread; You, be my future partner. Would you like to?

Don't try to stop me from leaving. Don't imagine that my eyes will always focus on you. It may go higher and further than your head. The prodigal son's heart will never stop wandering, but you must believe that a wandering heart cannot have a home.

3 1. Every girl is an angel without tears. When an angel falls in love with a boy, she will have tears. When she falls into the mortal world, every boy should not fail your girl, because he gave up the whole heaven for you.

I always nod when I meet you, but it is always difficult to say anything. The moment my eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

33. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't go ashore, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I have you by my side.

34. When you fall in love with someone, what you see in your eyes is not only his advantages, but his shortcomings. Never mind!

I am willing to ignore my parents' opposition to our love. As long as I have you, I will set sail. I am willing to get rid of all the bad habits you don't like, as long as you can give me time not to leave; I am willing to give you everything to express my love, as long as you don't leave, I am willing to wait; I am willing to comfort you with pain and fatigue, as long as you are with me, it is sweet; As long as you are here, I am willing to guard the sky for you alone.

36. When you are lonely, love is longing; When it is cold, love is warm; When you are lonely, love is companionship; In difficult times, love is power; When you are sad, love is soothing; 20xx is coming, love is a test, and love is a new life. If you love you, you must declare it and stop hiding it: I love you.

37. You are a good girl, just like a faint landscape painting, which can dilute people's mood. I am willing to be indifferent to myself, and I am willing to share the fragrance of roses and the affection of chocolate with you on this special day!

38. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

39. You are the only man who moved me so much in my prosperous life. You are everything in my long life.

40. The Yellow River is far away from the white clouds, so it is really difficult to study and study. Wan Ren, an isolated city, stumped my boy in the college entrance examination. Why should a strong enemy blame Liu, and there is no need to worry about life; If the spring breeze can't pass Yumen Pass, you can win the championship with every step. Friends, don't worry about losing the college entrance examination!

4 1, the promise of the sky to the earth is lingering rain; Time's commitment to the season is a stain; The promise of the night sky to the stars is crystal clear; My promise to you is to hold hands in this life!

42. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is only because of expectation that you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

43. We are like two parallel lines, and we can never face them calmly.

I love you very much, but I can't be with you. I miss you very much, but I still have to pretend not to care.

45. I won't let my love pass me by again! Now I want to tell you loudly: I really love you!

46. Red cheeks and black hair; Beautiful lips and white teeth; Oranges are sour and sea water is salty; Affectionate, thinking you are sweet; I miss you for a long time and love you for a long time.

47. You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.

48. The bug has left you for several days, thinking that it will soon forget you. But until today, you are still lingering in my heart. In the dream, we were still holding hands and walking in the street, only to know how much I care about you.

49. Honey, are you all right without me? As long as two hearts are together, they are not afraid of loneliness. Remember to take care of yourself without me!

50. A bird sings only once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

5 1, I look at you silently, just like an anemic star, I can't see your footprint when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

We should miss each other every day, but don't meet each other every day. I am in charge of beauty, and you are in charge of making money. You can love someone else, but don't let me find out. If I meet you, hum rat poison to cook noodles!

53. If I am a candle, I hope you are a fire, and I am willing to burn it for you to light up your future path; If I were a fish, I hope you are the sea. Even if you can't feel my tears, at least I am in your heart.

54. It seems that you are close at hand and far away. Every time you pass by, your faint face and elegant hair are like a heartstring. I want to tell you that I love you all my life.

55. I deeply beg you; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.

56. I often miss you in my heart and think about where you are every day. I don't have the heart to bother you. I just missed you so much today. I am sending you a message to tell you that I miss you very much here.

57. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

Before I was 58, people asked me where my home was. As soon as I open my mouth, I will answer, where are my parents? After I was 20 years old, people asked me, where is my home? I began to answer, where is my dear husband?

59. Now I wake up every day and see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

60. I miss you alone; I want to hug you when I cry; I want to pounce on you when I am happy; I want to kiss you when I am excited. Everything is in these four words: I need you!

6 1, I want to impress you with true feelings, care for you with tenderness, decorate you with smiles, accompany you with happiness, love you with understanding, tolerate you with respect, care for you with persistence, touch you with infatuation, and wait for you with my whole life. Because, I love you!

62. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you.

63. Abandoning you, there is nothing in my heart, just like that ship, leaving the shore, leaving only an empty deck; The sea breeze sticks to my face blankly, and your kite flies farther and farther. I don't want to let go, but it's broken.

64. I am your coat in cold weather and medicine for your cold. I never speak ill of you. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, a smile in a short message and a hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us!

65. Shanglian: I want to keep you at my house even after coaxing and deceiving, kneeling and persuading. Bottom line: Work hard and run, and be bad, because you are the treasure in my heart. Horizontal batch: Here you are. Hey hey, I miss you.

66. It is providence that you and I met. Knowing each other is affection, respecting friends is sincerity, and knowing each other is friendship. I miss you and want to see you. It doesn't matter. It is unintentional to offend occasionally. I want to wish you happiness.

67. Pay your sincerity without your commitment; Give you the truth, not your promise; Love me with all your heart. It's nothing to pledge eternal love. It's just action, not you saying, if you love me, marry me, marry me.

I'm going to halve my rights and double my obligations.

69. Our love sprouts in the spring rain, grows in the summer, matures in the autumn wind, and bears numerous fruits in the reflection of winter snow. I love you for ten thousand years!

70. Gentle rain is like you. It moistened my heart, rushed into my heart gently, and left your deep trace. I acquiesce that you are the only one for me, and I am sure I will catch up with you.

7 1, time passes at the fingertips, everything grows under the rain and dew, the stars alternate day and night, and we walk on the ideal. Happiness and hardship are intertwined, and new life is accompanied by old age and death. Let's cherish the present and hug each other forever.

72. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

74. Different times, different places and different people, only you and I are the same; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you!

I already have someone I like.

76. Cross the secular wind and rain, the reefs of rumors and the whirlpool of jealousy, and let love sail to the harbor of your heart.

Dear, let the sunshine bring my most sincere blessing! After a long drought, the rain will moisten your heart! Let the bird send my deepest regards! Let the flowers fill your lonely world! If your world is sunny and flowers are singing, it must be that I want to kiss you! Hug you!

78. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, you are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and demure, all of which make men admire you deeply.

79. I have given you enough time to escape from me. Now, it is time.

80, thousands of things are in it, life and death still happen, the depth of fate is not as happy as Ding Xiao's fate, but fate is sad! Why bother! Don't cherish the fate.

How to educate rebellious children? These words should not be said!

1, look at your silly appearance.

You really make me feel ashamed.

How many times have I taught you? Why are you still so rude?

I think you are a helpless idiot.

A child like you is absolutely worthless.

6. This child is so disappointing that his brain is as stupid as death.

7. Black sheep! Get out of here

You lied again, didn't you?

9. How can there be such a disappointing child in our family?

10, don't take part in the competition, and you won't win the prize.

1 1, fight with others in the future and see if I don't break your legs.

12 You bastard, I'll kill you if you curse again.

13, you can't, I'll do it.

You didn't do anything beautiful.

15, you loser.

16, don't lend your things to others.

17, you heartless selfish ghost, I am tired of seeing you.

18, you are still young, what do you know? Do as I say.

19 You see, people are so capable that you can only play.

20. You are a good boy and spend less time with your male classmates.

2 1, don't bring friends home.

22. If you always fail the exam, you will definitely be worthless in the future.

23. Is there a bright future if you can't get into college?

24. Don't pay attention to the classmate who doesn't study well.

25. Don't talk to people you don't know.

26. If you get a good reward, you won't get a good punishment.

27, be sure to enter the top 5!

28. Is there any reward for the school to transfer you to work in a nursing home?

29. Never quarrel again.

30. For a mother and a mother, you must do well in the exam!

3 1. If you get 100, I'll buy you a present.

32. Just study hard and don't worry about other things.

When working at school, don't just be silly, learn to hide.

34. Sweep the streets after the results come out.

35. I will never trust you again!

Don't move. Come and help me when you grow up.

Why are you so stupid that you can't do anything well?

38. Keep down when you are in the car and save money to buy things for you.

39. That's to encourage you, just to say.

40. You are too young to break these things.

4 1, if not, come back.

42. This is a male flower. Don't pick the white one.

43. He hit you. Why didn't you hit him?

44. Do you dare not listen to what I say? I eat more salt than you eat rice.

45. It's dangerous there. You can't go there.

46. Nothing. Nobody saw it anyway.

47. Why are you crying? I am not ashamed at all!

What should bridesmaids say? Classic blessing message.

What should bridesmaids say? Classic blessing message 1 warm version. Firecrackers, suona sound and red happy characters are posted on both sides. The white gauze skirt is really beautiful, and the beautiful bride meets the door. Parents laugh, children chase, and the wedding is full of joy. Tie the knot, fly with me, and be United forever. Love forever, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

2. Congratulations! ! ! Happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion, grow old together.

Bless you in the name of love, and may the flower of love never wither in your hearts. I wish you all the best in the name of years. May the years grow old and never change your feeling of love. Happy wedding!

4. On your big day, send a blessing: When you are newly married, Hongyan Qi Fei will tie the knot every year. At that time, Meilian will open side by side. In the coming year, your son will smile happily and the husband and wife will love each other for a hundred years.

May the Lord bless you in the most holy place, and may you see the benefits of the holy city Jerusalem all your life!

6. Ten years by boat, a hundred years by pillow. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

7. Get married and have a baby early.

8. Love each other, be good partners, and have a happy marriage wholeheartedly. Candles and candles smiled at love birds, and the bridal chamber was beaming with plum blossoms.

9. May my brother be as honest and brave as Isaac, trusting and obedient, like an eagle spreading its wings; May my sister, like Rebecca, be gentle, kind, hardworking and virtuous, like a fruitful vine!

10. I wish you a long life and a harmonious life! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

What should bridesmaids say? Classic blessing SMS personalized version 1. May you two love each other, be considerate and care for each other, and share the joys and sorrows of the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity! Happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion, grow old together.

2. A thousand years of marriage and a hundred years of sleep. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

I wish you two love each other deeply. Love will last forever in this life, and your love will increase day by day!

4. Congratulations on your marriage: Qi Mei's Yuanyang is in one wing, and Qingyang, Ricky and Li Tao are concentric.

5. Love each other, love each other, marry a talented person and a beautiful woman, only envy Yuanyang but not immortals. I wish my friends a happy wedding, sweet love and a happy life!

I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!

7. Love is missing and endless affection; Love is lingering, it is always connected with the heart; Love is persistence, and it is a vow of eternal love; Love is always brave and firm; Congratulations to your friends for enjoying the sweetness of love and becoming attached to it today.

8. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

9. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish the newlyweds sincere love and permanent wedding celebration!

10. Dear friends, life is three important things. On your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

1 1. May you listen to the Bible all your life, honor your elders and love your neighbors; Make your blessings on earth a hundred times, and there will be great rewards in the future!

12. In this spring day, you two will always be friends. As the saying goes, a couple is made in heaven! I wish you both love each other and grow old together!

13. The lotus with rich flowers, one phoenix and one phoenix want Qi Fei. Peony, rose, lily, mandarin duck bath. Flowers are full of auspicious flowers, and salutes sound to bless the wedding. After the husband and wife worshipped Gaotang, they loved each other for a long time. Wish: I love my life.

14. He is a sentence, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

15. You have worked hard for half your life and contributed for decades. Congratulations on your remarriage on this warm spring day. As the saying goes, "to see the sun, all his glory and day lilies are late"!

16. The flowers and candles in the room are full of pride, and the husband and wife are loving and affectionate with Ming Luan Feng.

17. Ten years by boat and a hundred years by pillow. Finding each other in the vast sea of people is clearly the fate of thousands of years ago.

18. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl's Queqiao Club, Yong Dong's Seven Immortals in Pairs, Red Lotus Blossoming Buding, Mulberry Branch) tied the knot, today, the United States and Japan are drunk tonight, and next year will be more expensive. The Qi Mei case is as respectful as guests, and the husband and wife love each other forever. Happy wedding!

19. A paradise filled with joy, covered with sparkling moonlight, is a sigh: I only admire Yuanyang, not immortals.

20. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze, and let the clouds show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

What should bridesmaids say? Classic blessing SMS popular version 1. May your children and grandchildren worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; So do yourselves, and do the will of the Lord!

2. How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

3. Firecrackers are ringing, gongs and drums are loud, relatives and friends come to send blessings, new clothes and shoes, and new people smile; Handsome you, beautiful her, slender hands holding hands. May you tie the knot and grow old together.

Roses symbolize happiness and sweetness, peonies symbolize wealth and brilliance, lilies contain centuries-old harmony, and roses represent the four seasons. All this is for your wedding. Four flowers accompany you, and the marriage is so happy!

You are made for each other, you are made for each other. Now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

6. May you two live in harmony, just like that precious oil poured on Aaron's head and flowed all over his body; Like the dew of Hermon falling on Mount Zion; Love each other, care about each other, be considerate and understand each other, and work together to build a happy Christian home!

7. Love each other and be happy forever, and be happy wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea!

8. May your home be as beautiful and harmonious as the Garden of Eden, and the world be like heaven!

9. Finally, when this day comes, the wedding event is in sight. Ready to pick up relatives, men, women and children are smiling. Firecrackers are hot, and friends and relatives wish the new. The whole house is full of joy, and married life is sweeter than honey! Congratulations, brother. Happy marriage, early birth!

10. Bless you and laugh for you, because today my heart is as happy as yours! I wish you a hundred years of harmony! Grow old!

1 1. Put down the boring single aristocrats; Step over your feet and enter the happy world of two people. Congratulations, officially stepping into the sacred marriage hall! Bless you and enjoy a happy married life from now on!

12. Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you! I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year!

13. Happy wedding and early birth! May you be United and happy forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! Husband and wife love each other forever! Friendship is like tea, which can't wash away the faint fragrance; Miss you like smoke, lingering; Life is like a song, I can't help it. You and I are the same, and the thumb interaction that can't stop: In the morning after a rain, I took off the extremely colorful rainbow on the horizon and gave it to you in two words!

14. Cherish this love, like a treasure, and gently walk into this emotional palace to feel every wonderful moment.

15. Happy wedding and early birth! May you be United and happy forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet! Husband and wife love each other forever!

16. If you get married, send a flower basket: roses, in pairs; With magnolia, everything is not difficult; With jasmine, everything goes well; There are flamingos, thriving; With peony, life is safe.

17. Happy people put on wedding dresses, and love blooms at this moment; A couple of newcomers are top-notch and have joined hands with the world since then; I sent a blessing message, sincerely wishing you two a hundred years of harmony, love and happiness!

18. May you do your best to find the good memories of yesterday; May you work hard and spend a happy day together; I wish you * * * a better tomorrow. Friends, happy marriage!

19. No matter how bitter or sweet, let a smile accompany you! No matter how close you are, let the blessings overflow! No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, let true love last forever! Dear friends, I wish you eternal love! Happy wedding!

20. Get married and become husband and wife, grow old together, live alone, have a baby early, and have many happy events. Make many wishes for today's delivery, and only hope that all wishes can be realized. Happy wedding and happy life!