Words praising his wife's happiness

The taste of love is the taste of missing. It was sour and sweet at first; There is a smell of spring slowly, so praise your wife. The following is my compliment to your wife, I hope you like it!

A selection of compliments to your wife.

1, once the sea was difficult for water, amber forever. Hurried through the flowers, lazy to look back; This reason is partly because of the ascetic monk, and partly because of who you used to be.

2. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

It is said that the Internet is a virtual world, but I feel it is a paradise. Because I can meet you here every day.

Knowing you is fate, liking you is feeling, and falling in love with you is happiness. I would rather face it with a smile than cry and say regret.

5. Is it wrong to like you? Why are you cursing me for thundering? Ok, let me love you once before you curse me to death!

6. The stars come in the moonlit night, and the migratory birds return in different seasons, but I don't know whether to wait for you or look for you.

7. When you leave, the seeds of missing sprout. Up to now, the tree is full of flowers, and every flower is thinking of you with painful thoughts! Miss you! Miss you!

I can't live without you. Please don't get angry. Although you look cute when you are angry, it is still not as good-looking as when you are happy.

9. Because of you, I was happy; Because of you, I was once confused; Because of you, I was injured; Because of you, I have no regrets in my life.

10, let's greet each other, warm words can dissolve the sadness of life; Let us depend on each other closely, and the power of missing can shorten time and space.

1 1, one person can't sleep, the whole world can't sleep, and happy insomnia is because he is afraid to close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?

12, if you like me, send me a message; If you like me, just call me; If you love me, then keep silent!

13, you know love is selfish! So my heart has not been mixed with any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart.

14, I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

15, dear, I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for a few days, as if it had been a century. I am so excited to see you and say "I love you".

16, if loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline. Because God knows I will cherish you.

17, I am the string you broke a thousand years ago. Travel through time and space, meet you with the waste heat of your fingers, without luxurious fragments, just seek ordinary warmth!

18, the weather is really fast, and the north wind is blowing quietly. Take your coat when you go out, remember to cover it when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and remember to supplement calcium. Health will always accompany you!

19, do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning into tears for a long time. Honey, I miss you!

Dear, I love you, I want to kiss you with my mouth, I want to look at you with my eyes, I want to hug you with my hands, I always miss you in my heart, I hold you in my dream, I will rely on you in my life, and I will never treat you badly.

Compliment your wife and recommend it.

1. One day it rained heavily. Several fire engines passed by and some passers-by talked. A: It's raining hard. Why is there a fire? B: Stupid! It went out to drink water!

Some people say that you are like a professor by day and an animal by night. I think they are wrong, because you are an animal when you take off your clothes at night, and you are not a professor when you put on your clothes during the day, but a devil wears Prada!

3. wife:? Is shredded pork delicious? Husband:? Not bad. ? Wife:? Where are the fish? Husband:? Just so-so ? Wife:? Can't you say a good word? Husband:? It's too hot. ?

4. son:? What do you mean, hit it off? Dad:? Just like your mother, she doesn't know how to stop nagging. I couldn't stand it, so I slapped her and her mouth shut up immediately! ?

5. When the old couple went to take pictures, the photographer asked, Grandpa, do you want side light, backlight or full light? ",the big ye embarrassedly said I don't care. Can you leave a pair of underwear for your aunt? "

6. A Scottish drunk was walking in the street with a bottle of whisky in his back pocket, but he was hit by a car. He got up and felt in his pocket and felt a little wet. He muttered, God, I hope it's blood!

7.a is unhappy. B asked why. A: I am gay. B: What was that? So are my brother and two younger brothers. B: Don't your family like women? My sister likes it.

8. dad:? Why is your sister crying? Little sister:? She won the first prize in the horror costume competition! ? Dad:? That should be happy! ? Little sister:? But sister, she has nothing to dress up for! ?

9. An ugly girl has a crush on a boy. One day, the boy said to the woman, I can't sleep without looking at your picture every night. The ugly girl was overjoyed. The boy went on to say, because I was scared to death at first sight.

10, the school held a get-together, and the students booed: the teacher also gave a program and danced. A boy: Pole dancing. The teacher didn't understand and explained: I am old, but I was ok when I was young. Laugh wildly below.

1 1, ants marry centipedes, and some people ask how the wedding night is. Ant: I'm exhausted! Last night, I parted my legs, but I didn't; Spread your legs again, not yet! I was kicking all night!

12. One day, a lion and a bear were defecating in the orchard. A few days later, the trees near the lion's stool grew more luxuriantly than those near the bear's stool. So the bear said a very philosophical sentence: lion shit is better than bear shit!

13, fireflies in the dark are called shining, stand out from the crowd, stand out from the crowd, the horses in the donkeys are called outstanding, and the pigs in the pigsty are called handsome. Are you standing with the orangutans? Awesome!

14, a lady got on the bus wearing a one-step skirt, but the skirt was too tight to lift her legs, and she still couldn't untie the two buttons of the skirt. Later, when I saw a man staring at her, I called the hooligan! Man: You are a rogue. You untied us all so quickly!

15, the math teacher asked:? Li Lei, get up and answer, what is absolute value? Li lei said:? Hmm? The kind of person who only likes the opposite sex and never bends is absolutely straight. ?

16, no child-beating day, follow-up notes: A can make trouble without reason today; Brother b will be very happy; C don't call today, put it on the account; D you can beat children except April 30.

17, the fish said: I never close my eyes because I want you to see you in my eyes at any time! Water said: I keep flowing, so that you can feel me hugging you at any time! The pot said: it's almost ripe. tm is poor!

18, good news, good news, really great good news. I brought you good news as soon as I heard about it. You must treat me. Your price has gone up again. Really, the news is on, and the price of meat has gone up again!

19, a bee and a butterfly meet, and the butterfly says, You are so stingy that you don't tell me sweet words! ? The bee said, you are more stingy, and you don't send me messages with two antennas on your head! ?

20. the Monkey King saw that the Tathagata had magical powers, and he was very admired and said excitedly. Buddha, I am a fan of yours. Can you pay attention to me? The Buddha nodded and shut the Monkey King at the foot of Wuxing Mountain.

2 1, a primitive tribe still has a bad habit of eating people, so a traveler teaches civilized life to the tribe. A few years later, travelers visited the tribe again and found that they ate people with western forks.

22. Dear customer: As you send and receive yellow messages at will, your mobile phone will start the self-destruction program ten seconds after receiving this message. To avoid hurting innocent people, please throw your mobile phone ten meters away!

23. Two drunks go home together in the evening. ? Look, Lao Zhang, the thief came in through your window! ? Keep your voice down and let him go. My wife thinks I'm coming back, and she'll give him a hard time. ?

24. A Dai: It is said that women will become beautiful after marriage. Has your wife become more beautiful since she got married? Agua: It looks good without glasses. A Dai: But she doesn't wear glasses! Agua: I wear glasses!

25, haha! You finally showed up. Do you know that I have been looking for you for many days? Now you finally show up automatically. I will never miss this rare opportunity. I'll crush you, you dead cockroach!

26. Measure the window and measure the wall. Jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the window. Windows are longer than beds and beds are longer than walls, so walls are longer than beds. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.

27. When you are tired, give yourself an encouraging smile to make the pain less thorough; When you are lonely, smile in the mirror and tell yourself that you are not lonely. Did you laugh today?

28. A prince is enchanted and can only say one sentence a year. He didn't speak for five years. He saved five words and said to the princess: I love you, princess. The princess only said a word and the prince fainted at once. The princess said: What?

29. Patient: I have insomnia; Doctor: These medicines, Huang can dream of Andy Lau; Red can dream of F4; Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche's White Dream. Patient: What about me? Doctor: Then you can meet Leslie Cheung.

30. A propagandist of the Marriage Mediation Center has been telling the couples who mediate: Studies show that frequent drinking will lead to the breakdown of marriage. A male audience suddenly became excited: Really? How much wine do I have to drink to get a divorce?