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1. 1 I firmly believe that I will be thin, but now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high after playing.

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

3. Save my health, eat, buy and use.

I keep my figure so stable because I have extremely strict self-discipline in diet, one elbow a day, and I can't take a bite!

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

6. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

7. I know everything but I don't like it.

Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

9. I went to the station to see a friend off. When I left, he rushed out of the station several times and was stopped by security guards. I know he's reluctant. After all, I still have luggage.

10. To tell the truth, my face is perfect as long as it covers two places, one is the left half of my face and the other is the right half.

1 1. The teacher said that the test should first consider the questioner's intention. I looked at the title, "He wants me dead!"

12. "How do you feel about the avalanche of homework?" "You got my man, but you didn't get my heart."

13. When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" My deskmate replied coldly, "You did it all wrong."

14. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

15. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

16. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

17. Someone asked, "What does your friend say to you that usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay."

18. Seeing couples holding hands at the school gate that day, I couldn't help thinking of myself in junior high school. At that time, I also watched others holding hands.

19. I told my mother that I was almost touched on the bus yesterday. My mother was very worried and said to me, "Your leg hair is so long that you didn't stab anyone, did you?"

20. Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

2 1. Q: Why do young people like traveling so much? A: Anyway, I can't afford a house all my life. Let's make heaven and earth our home.

22. Dad is busy at work during the day, and plays games online immediately after picking up the children. Mother broke out unbearable and scolded, "I play every day, when will I find out that the child is not my own?" Hearing this, my father said, "I doubted for a long time, and you finally dare to admit it." Mom: "Why can't I admit it? Go to the living room to see if it is your son who came back from kindergarten! " "

23. I don't know when I will be blessed. It means that some people gain weight, but pretend not to know.

24. Failure is the mother of success. No one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.