Short message cards

Once born, twice familiar, three times on the roadside, four times shopping, five times holding hands in and out, six times having time to hug, seven times putting coins in the wishing pool, eight times pulling a long face, nine times having financial difficulties, and ten times having new love every day. Goodbye!

You say I'm crazy, I'll come120; You called me sentimental, which alarmed 1 10. It rains when you cry121; Call me when you are angry 1 19!

God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand still, but I only learned to escape; God gave me a straight back and taught me how to persevere, but I only learned to show off!

You are the wind, I am the sand, I am Ye Er, you are the flower, you are very good, others are boasting, without you, I would go to the bar and climb on the floor drunk, thinking of you, and the sky would fall. When I get drunk, I will lie on the street and be sent home by the police uncle!

The internet is a lie! Netizen netizen, there is nothing on the net! Online dating online dating is always lovelorn! Internet cafes Internet cafes, the Internet is full of scars! Network, network is heartbreaking and depraved!

Four years in college-freshman year: the university road is still flat and smooth; Sophomore: I have to finish college in four years, so I am upset; Junior year: I haven't finished college yet, and I have no patience; Senior: The university is still studying hard. My heart is broken!

There is a small wine every day, and the whole glass of beer is drunk; If you are strong, you will have a strong hand, and you will not leave until you are completely defeated; After three rounds of wine, the mood is flying and there is no one to help the wall; A heartbroken dream, wake up to see a toilet!

Conscientiously implement the principle of "four sons", treat your wife as a grandson, treat your mother-in-law as a dutiful son, eat like a mosquito and work like a donkey.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

A person is sitting in the chair of Acacia, holding the pen of Acacia, looking at the Acacia Moon, thinking about you, writing down the letter, words and tears of Acacia. I'm thinking about you!

The three-color law of life: income should avoid gray, privacy should avoid peach, and husband should avoid green.

Women's fears: first, they are afraid of their sophomore year and their waistline is big; Third, I am afraid that I have no pocket money; Fourth, I am afraid that my clothes are out of date; Fifth, I am afraid that my children will not go home in the bar; Finally, I am afraid that my husband's heart will be too flowery.

You are a pen, I put you in my pocket, you are a buccal tablet, I put you in my mouth, you are underwear, I stick you to my body, you are my hair, I didn't dare to take a bath for half a year for fear of burning you.

First-class woman: dominating at home. Second-class woman: quarreling at home. Third-class woman: beaten at home. Fourth-class female: gas committed suicide.

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

Fly to America in a hurry, just to eat a hamburger; I have to say that I am the best actor when I meet a talent scout when I go out. How did these wonderful things happen? Dream!

Students are classified, and students who fail grades are called international students; Students with money at home are called gifted students; Students who doze off in class are called poor students.

Poor people: the cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own.

Staring is a temper, and being beaten is the purpose. Although my arms are thin and explosive. Try it if you don't believe me!

A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

Before the Qing dynasty, he was in the Beiyang army with a gun; Wuchang city was abolished, and the Northern Expedition helped. Nanchang peripheral injury; Long March over the wall, stealing sheep in the anti-Japanese war behind enemy lines; Who can be better than me?

I missed you secretly last night, and my dream was full of salty tears. When I woke up, what blurred my vision in my dream was a pillow of saliva.

If you have a dream, you will exchange guns for guns. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag

The taste of first love: yogurt, sweet and sour; The taste of love: wine is easy to faint; The taste of marriage: tea, if you don't change it, the more you soak it, the weaker it will be. The taste of divorce: coffee, bitter but thought-provoking.

One thin and one fat, two women meet. The thin woman said, "If I were as fat as you, I would have died in the morning." The fat woman said, "When I hang myself, I must treat you as a rope."

Late at night, Bush suddenly woke up from his dream and found bin Laden standing beside his bed with long hair fluttering: "How dare you!" " Bin Laden shook his head: "Floppy and confident!"

The so-called "pointing to the belly for marriage" means ... pointing to the girlfriend's stomach and saying to her parents, "Dad, Mom, we are getting married!"

Can you guess a female artist who farted in the elevator? Answer: Karen Mok (Karen Mok).