The standard in summer is the banter of milk tea and watermelon.

The standard in summer is the joke sentence of milk tea and watermelon (I) 1. Too much milk tea is boring. Three cups in the morning, noon and evening are just right.

It's too cold. Have a cup of hot milk tea. "

3. Good support, be sure to have a cup of milk tea to help digestion ~ "

4. A scarf, holding hands all the way; A street, a cup of milk tea; A night sky, an apple; A short message, a blessing; May you have a romantic Christmas Eve with the person you like!

It seems that all cakes are magical. Every time I pass by a cake shop, I will stop to buy some pieces, or sit down to eat a piece of cake and drink a cup of coffee and milk tea. Really can be beautiful all day!

6. In the afternoon, milk tea and music are very comfortable.

7. I think you are like milk tea, a little deep, a little frequent and a little strong.

8. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

9. It's boring to drink too much in a tea shop. Three cups a day from morning till night is just right.

10. You said you were thirsty. I took out my only warm boiled water, but you said that you only like milk tea.

1 1. Milk tea is really harmful and inseparable.

12. Xiangxiang milk tea sells 600 million cups a year, and I can take any box I want.

13. Send a circle of friends to drink milk tea copy.

14. I have been drinking milk tea every day recently. If I'm not fat, who is!

15. Milk tea, the favorite is bubble tea.

16. People you like don't appear, but people who do don't like it. It is a song of milk tea, but it sings my life.

17. I haven't had milk tea for a long time. I wonder if milk tea still remembers me.

18. I like you, this sentence is too frivolous. I love you, this sentence is too heavy. Let me buy you a cup of milk tea. This sentence is just right.

19. Do you know? You are my blue sea and blue sky. What about me? It's just a cup of milk tea for you. Drink it and throw it away.

20. It's windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the tea shop.

The standard in summer is the joke sentence of milk tea and watermelon (Chapter 2) 2 1. I like drinking milk tea, and I like thinking about him.

22. Happiness is a feeling, just like taking a sip of milk tea, which is sweet enough to melt at the mouth.

23. Love can be talked about slowly, and milk tea must be drunk immediately.

24. Make tea in autumn and get fat in winter.

25. Let's live with the red world and share bubble tea with galloping horses.

26. "I am your what!" "You are my Youlemei" "So I am milk tea!" "Of course not, but you are only worth $3.50."

27. Half sugar temperature, pearls need.

28. When I passed the subway milk tea shop, I remembered what Lan said. Their milk tea was not delicious.

29. The sentence "I like you" is too frivolous, the sentence "I love you" is too heavy, and the sentence "I'll buy you a cup of milk tea" is just right.

30. Milk tea tastes really good.

3 1. Always respect milk tea, no ice, no sugar, drink a lot.

32. I feel so tired, it's just right to have a cup of tea shop ~

33. How important you are to me, just like a thick scarf to warm the baby and a cup of warm bubble tea in winter.

34. Vanilla, milk tea, juice, my childhood.

35. I am Princess Donghai. I lost my pearls on my way to the mainland to prove my identity. Do you want to buy me a bubble tea to prove your identity? When I return to the East China Sea, I will make a promise for you.

A new tea shop has opened next door. ...

37. Can you steal your boyfriend's money and take me to drink milk tea?

38. Happiness is a ray of warm sun in the crack of dark clouds; Happiness is a cup of hot milk tea held in your hand in the cold; Happiness is a warm bed at night.

39. Did you drink milk tea today?

When you appeared in front of my eyes, friendship came to me like a cup of milk tea.

The standard in summer is the joke of eating crayfish.

The standard in summer is the nifty sentence of eating crayfish (I) 1. Lobster has a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.

2. Dad, Amy's crayfish gives you delicious food.

3. Lobster season is coming ... What should I do if I'm not thin and swollen?

4. Take a sip, it's super delicious

The air has changed too much since I left. Unbearable.

6. On summer nights, cold beer and crayfish, we are all family.

7. The best love you gave me was that when I wanted to eat crayfish in the middle of the night, you packed a crayfish and stood in front of my house.

8. Eating crayfish has been refreshing for some time. It's been refreshing. Now my hands feel numb and spicy, and I want to get rid of them.

9. Rainy day, lovelorn night, fortunately there are crayfish, you don't love me, crayfish loves me.

10. You see, my Weibo is particularly sad and melodramatic this second. Maybe the next second I will eat lobster and drink beer with my friends.

1 1. In the summer evening, about three or five friends get together, which is about a food stall. Crayfish is very comfortable.

12. Famous, shrimp is delicious.

13. This lobster looks lovely. Brown-red armor is dotted with black spots, like a little soldier.

14. I want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Crazy about crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

15. I eat lobster and you peel it ... There are many stories in the town, full of our joys and sorrows.

16. If you are allergic, of course you should eat mango and lobster!

17. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster in the open air.

18. I wanted to eat crayfish late at night, so I opened Baidu to search for "the harm of eating crayfish" and successfully killed my idea.

19. I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood.

20. A gift from nature, a good craft.

The standard in summer is the joke sentence of eating crayfish (Chapter 2) 2 1. With crayfish, how can you feel spicy?

22. It was when I was eating crayfish that I fell in love with drunken ice crayfish and garlic crayfish this summer ~

23. Dad Amy's crayfish is delicious.

24. Summer is! ! ! Crayfish+cold beer! ! !

25. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

26. The quality of crayfish is boundless, and Amy, the daddy, loves to navigate.

27. Color and fragrance are the first, crayfish is the only one.

28. As long as I eat crayfish fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

29. Nothing can stop it. My love for crayfish, yes, love me and take me to eat crayfish.

30. I didn't like crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is my love for summer.

3 1. I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love for summer.

32. If you love him, give her crayfish!

33. The outside is crisp and tender, and the fragrance is fragrant. Amy's love for crayfish is beyond words.

34. It's summer, and it's lobster season again. Attention, everyone, if you eat less than a catty, you will be closer to your dream luxury car.

35. Aroma lobster is one of the famous dishes in Huai 'an. Now, it has become a global cuisine.

36. After confirming the eyes, the fat and beautiful crayfish came late and was very happy.

37. Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.

38. You come to Nong's house and take it to Jun. Take off your coat.

39. The whole circle of friends is running, and only I am eating crayfish. Who gave me courage?

40. Dad, Amy, Art, you go home to eat shrimp.

Watermelon watermelon, summer is coming.

1, wife, today is Mother's Day, you should have a rest. Can I keep your money for a day?

2. How many people's goal in life is to have a girl and dress her up beautifully every day ~ ~ ~

3. Like is light love, and love is deep love. I understand now.

4. I like you for a long time; I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, longer than a long time.

5. Who remembers who said first, love me forever?

6. Never judge your ability, because sometimes you are not enough for your own people.

7. I don't want to see what I dreamed, but I hope to wake up like a dream.

8. If I tell too many lies, I can't lie to myself.

9. Give me a hug and embrace all my anxieties.

10, don't say I don't want to hear too much nonsense until you make a promise.

1 1, I love watching the sunset in the wilderness, listening to the direction of the wind, forgetting everything that has nothing to do with me and growing like a tree.

12, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

13, I want to be close to you and get to know you. I like you even when I am not around.

14. If happiness is not in Paris, it must be somewhere else. But there is no Paris in my world, only you.

15, the perfume is empty and the rose is dead. You are lazy and tired to explain.

16, some words can't be said, but it doesn't mean you don't understand. Some people don't meet.

17, if you can't guess, then live alone.

18, when a person looks up at the sky, he is not looking for anything, but lonely.

19, the air is mixed with people's breathing, which sounds like countless dark ghosts around us.

20. explain. Forever is redundant. Indifference is sometimes not heartless.

2 1, we were disappointed to come all the way without a map.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

23. Young people cry together just because we dare not laugh.

24. There are not many people like me. Why are you making me sad?

25. I think you are like leaving a city that you can't go back to, just like all the old stories in the rumor that you left.

26. If you need anything, just come to me all the way. If you have nothing to do, the birds nearby don't care about me.

27. On the surface, I am a woman in front of my friends. Behind me, I can only hide in the corner and secretly cry. .

28. Maybe I'm a pain in the ass. It doesn't matter. The important thing is that I won't hate you

29. When you feel depressed and low in energy, what others see is not you who are not worth waiting on.

I was forced to grow up. Don't look at me too strong. I'm afraid of pain, too

3 1, whether you accompany me to the finish line or not, thank you for your company.

Funny sentences that best match watermelons in summer in friends circle (20 selected sentences)

1. In summer, wear suspenders and beautiful skirts, eat watermelon ice cream, eat barbecue and drink cold beer, watch the sea and listen to cicadas, and take a walk with people you like. Summer is really beautiful!

I am a girl who doesn't like watermelon, but summer is the season to eat watermelon. I like summer.

Drinking iced tea, taking a nap on the sofa and eating watermelon all belong to summer!

I hope this rainstorm will rain. This is summer, and this is summer rain.

Watermelon is sweet. It's cool to eat watermelon in summer. The red flesh of watermelon is very beautiful.

6. If you can't get the sun in summer, clean the inside and outside, close the curtains and take a nap. I'm so happy to blow the air conditioner, eat watermelon and follow the drama.

There is a mosquito waiting for me outside the mosquito net, so I dare not turn off the light. Why does God want mosquitoes to exist in summer?

I know I can't eat more watermelon, but how can I live without watermelon in summer?

9. Summer thinks of winter, and winter thinks of summer. Eat watermelon and miss oranges, eat oranges and miss watermelons.

10. The first watermelon this summer, is there anything more pleasant than sitting on the sofa eating watermelon and watching TV?

1 1. Summer is the season to eat watermelon. It seems that I seldom eat watermelon these two years. I can't eat a quarter by myself, and I'm too embarrassed to let my boss sell an eighth. Suddenly I found that a person is so lonely even eating a watermelon.

12. In summer, the fiery red sun symbolizes prosperity and gives people positive energy. What should summer look like: bright sunshine, blue sky, cicada singing, eating watermelon, swimming and catching dragonflies. These are all beautiful things.

13. This summer, watermelons are busy loving summer, girls are busy being strong, and girlfriends are busy falling in love with boyfriends.

14. I hope that in June, the weather will be cooler, watermelons will be sweeter and life will be smoother.

15. In hot summer, wherever you go, you will see green lotus leaves and gorgeous lotus flowers. Lotus is a beautiful angel, the next day the lotus leaf is infinitely blue, and the next day the lotus flower is infinitely red.

16. Although early summer makes me dizzy, there are also beautiful flowers in early summer, such as Erythrina and Indus, which bring another kind of natural beauty.

17. Perhaps the best thing in summer is to eat watermelon and swim.

18. I think a watermelon is the most suitable in hot summer.

19. We ate watermelons, made TV plays and drank two bottles of soda. After all, it is summer. ...

20. When the starry sky is reflected on the rough sea, it dances up and down with the waves.