Humorous apology short message quotations

1, I finally realized the pain of burning all my internal organs. I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with a bang!

If the balloon is too full, it will explode. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below.

3. What is constantly changing is my heart; A thousand mistakes are all my own fault; A thousand words just want to say I love you.

4. You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

5, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, I miss you, and I can't wait to chew you up!

6. Still won't forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap and dig a hole, and I'll jump in and let the jackal, tiger and leopard eat me!

7. Because of you, I think the fresh air doesn't care whether there is sunshine or not! You make my world beautiful!

8. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

9. If a man can't be understood by a woman. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

10, your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

1 1, I am an idiot, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

12, I won't be angry with you again. An open-minded and respected person like me will certainly forgive me. Are you still mad at me?

13, sorry, I did send colorful flowers to the girl you saw last time, but I wanted to give her some color to see see!

14, I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say sorry! If it makes you forgive me, I'd rather say it until you forgive me!

15, please forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, then continue to call me and scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

16, maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern!

17, I didn't mean to hurt you. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again!

18, please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

19 Baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

20, the most gentle is the bow, just like the shyness of the water hibiscus; Tao is precious, Tao is precious, and there is sweetness in that treasure.

2 1, the moon came, the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

22. If you are worried or sad because I love you, nothing can replace my guilt. I'm sorry, what should I do to you?

Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

24. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

25. You forget that there is no beautiful you in eternity, but as long as you are in the cycle of generations, that is enough for me!

26. Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show that I have to take the time to make a "warm" card. Forgive me!

27. Meet when you are unfamiliar, and break up when you are familiar. Let's meet all difficulties and challenges with wisdom and enthusiasm. Victory and success are beckoning to us.

28. Remembering the sweetness we once had, all the anger vanished. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other.

29. I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that it is my joke; I want to find a beautiful reason to tell you that's not my intention; I hope you can forgive me and give me a smile.

Holding hands and looking at tears, I was speechless. Affectionate since ancient times, parting hurts the body, and ignoring Valentine's Day is even worse! Many years later, it should be a beautiful moment in name only. Even if it is full of emotions, who can enjoy it together?

3 1, I'm sorry I didn't ask your permission. I have a crush on you for two years. To express my apologies, please accept my roses and wear that ring if you don't mind.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

33. Excuse me! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

34. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

I know because of my experience, I care about you because I know, and I'm sorry because I care about you.

36. We sincerely hope to get your understanding for the inconvenience caused by negligence in work!

37. moonlight is like water. I'm confessing. You waited for the sea to become a mulberry field and the earth to change its shape, but you never waited for my gentle promise. In fact, I really love you!

It is my happiness and luck to be with you in this life. Although it is not 10, I think it is enough.

39. Well, to err is human. I'm sorry!

40. I finally realized the pain of burning all my internal organs. I just hope that the feeling of falling off the cliff will end with a bang! I just want to get a tear from you.

4 1, give me a white suit, the first color in my life, dear: for love, I have begun to try to distinguish good from bad, please take me through sadness!

42. I don't want to hurt you, but it makes you more miserable. I wanted to make you happy, but I forgot to pay.

43. I am an idiot How can you forgive me? I really don't know what to do now, I can only cry with my pillow in my arms!

I know I hurt you, so even the wind cried. I know you are sad, so even the sky is dim with you. I know I was wrong, I'm sorry!

45. Going to jump into the sea was beaten back by the waves; Jumping off a building and being hung on the windowsill; Go hang yourself and pull down the roof. It means that God has forgiven me, dear. Do you still blame me?

46. If time can go back and memories can be erased, I have 1000 reasons not to make you angry. Give me another chance, let me make up my mistake!

47. I'm sorry if my love gives you too much pressure! I will be careful not to show my love for you, just ask you to be by my side so that I can see you.

48. I'm sorry if my concern for you makes you feel stressed! I'm sorry if I made you feel bound! This is all because I love you deeply!

49. Rain is not the fault of the wind. It is not the fault of the sea that the river flows out of the valley. It's not the earth's fault that yellow leaves fall. Making you angry is my biggest mistake: I'm sorry!

50, I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I've changed. Please give me another chance. Let me see your bright smile again

5 1, I didn't mean to make you angry, I just wanted to turn into a tear and hide it in your heart, which will be a pain in your heart forever!

I don't know what to do at this time. I can't see your news or hear your voice. So quiet! Let my heart feel empty!

53. I was wrong! Jumping into the sea and being hit back by the waves shows that the queen mother has forgiven me. Do you still blame me?

54. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again.

55. It's all my fault. Sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Please forgive me!

56. Sorry, I was only joking. Please include any offense. Interesting text message

57. I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

58. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the ugly and beautiful mentally retarded young people! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

59. My wife is an active operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it.

60, thunder rumbled, regardless of the bird's panic; Rain just surges, regardless of the mud on the ground; The wind just roars, regardless of the pain of the tree; And you are just angry, regardless of my inner pain; Please control me and don't ignore me, okay?

6 1, you let me face east, but I dare not face west, you let me sit on a stool, I dare not climb a ladder, you let me eat dry, I dare not drink thin, you let me wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

62. Without you, flowers are not fragrant and birds are silent; Without you, people are unhappy and unhappy; Without you, I can't sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, it is hard to trust and sad; Without you, my life becomes lifeless. Please come back to me as soon as possible

63. My life is boring these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry.

64. There is no sunshine or wind in my heart, only a sad river flows freely. At this moment, I have a special taste in my heart. I really want to hold hands with a smile, but it's a pity that you didn't bow your head to forgive and send a message to beg.

I was very upset in summer, so I lost my temper with you. Later, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour to reflect, and then basked in the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to call the wrong cold and remember the lesson! Honey, I just hope you can forgive me!

66. No matter how you explain it now, it is pale and powerless in front of you, silently waiting for your forgiveness, but letting you know that a silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

67. One night, a couple were quarrelling. Husband: well, stop it, it will disturb the neighbors in the middle of the night. Wife: It's five o'clock in the evening, but it's obviously half past two in the middle of the night. Why three o'clock? After quarreling for a while, the husband felt that his wife was unreasonable and slapped her in the face! The wife shouted: help, you killed someone in the middle of the night! Husband: I'll tell you why you were beaten in the middle of the night.

You work hard for * * * every day, but I don't know how to save money when I'm away. You save money to pay my tuition, but I am addicted to games every day. You don't want to buy meat for appetizers, but I gamble and party from time to time. Your sideburns are turning white and your face is haggard. I'm talking about your girlfriend who is fashionable and tired. Now that you're gone, I can't help crying in my heart. Mom, forgive my son's crime.

69. My husband is going to Japan on business for half a month. On the way to the airport, he found that he had forgotten his passport, so he hurriedly turned around and went home to get it. He went into the living room and turned to the kitchen. He saw his wife washing dishes in the sink with her back to herself, so her husband went up and touched her naughtily. The wife turned her head and said angrily, Don't worry! Take your time! He won't be back for two weeks. We have enough time.

70. The ugly duckling is different from other ducks since childhood. He is ugly, so he is laughed at and despised by his companions and other small animals. Sadly, he decided to leave alone. A few years later, it came back proudly. Everyone was surprised to find that it had become a beautiful swan, so everyone praised it: Wow, you are so beautiful. The ugly duckling blushed and replied shyly, "Stop it, Smecta."

7 1, please cherish this kind of girl. She is actually a little lazy and likes to stay in bed. In fact, she is not very nice and likes to make trouble. She will be quiet and indifferent in front of strangers, presumptuous and overbearing in front of acquaintances, and like to laugh without image. She gets depressed occasionally. When friends ask her what's wrong, she just says nothing. Actually, she just feels tired. She just needs a hug.

72. The undergraduate course is followed by a master's degree, followed by a doctor's degree, followed by a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you have enough courage to study for another two years, you will be a soldier, a strong man and a martyr. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of education will introduce saints, and the year of study is copper, silver and gold. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! !

73. "The clear sky thundered, and my mother gave birth to battalion commander Chen." A word from the 3rd Battalion Commander can cheer up the very angry Chen Dalei. In addition to the soldiers below * * *, the 3rd battalion commander of "Nine-headed Bird" is also first-class. According to Chen Dalei, "You can kiss an ass twice, and both times are different!"

74. Once a person from China went to Spain on business. One night, there was a dance, and the man took his wife to attend, but when he got to the venue, the dance had already started, so he took his wife to the empty dance floor and the two jumped up! After the music, he found that people around the dance floor were staring at them. He asked his Spanish friend why he didn't dance together. His Spanish friend said: that's the Spanish national anthem!

75. Beautiful female doctors are very popular with male patients in hospitals. There are many romantic and rich suitors, of course, there are also many sexual harassment ... One day, after Mr. Chen finished the infertility examination in the hospital, the beautiful female doctor wanted to check whether the number of sperm in Mr. Chen's body had decreased. She gave him a small sealed glass jar and told him to take some samples home.

My daughter is in the middle class. We have a kindergarten for more than one semester, and my sister-in-law goes to college for one year. What's wrong with the kindergarten now? The parents of the last kindergarten gave gifts and asked for them. It's more expensive than university, 18-year-old small class, 18-year-old middle class, and later large class. Kindergarten spent tens of thousands. It's crazy, nobody cares, nobody asks ~

77. I remember it was a political lesson. I sat in the second row, and sat in the first row (alone) with a buddy who failed in the grade. While the teacher was taking notes on the blackboard, the buddy lit a cigarette leisurely, and just took a few sips, the teacher turned around. This guy just put all the cigarettes in his mouth. I was shocked at that time. . As a result, when the teacher turned around again, the buddy spit out the cigarette and his mouth was unscathed. . Admire! !

78. The world is cold and broad-minded, and everyone's business is my business. For the benefit of the people and the solution of social worries, I will help you mentally retarded groups who have no power and no power. (Vulnerable groups) take your business as my business and treat everyone like my child. After my counseling, I instigated how many people on the verge of suicide tried to kill people.

She fell in love with him that year. She is an elegant and beautiful woman, while he is a lazy man with nothing. Friends don't think highly of them, and parents also say that she is gambling with her happiness. After contact, he worked hard as if he were a different person. A few years later, he had his own career and charm. She asked him how he suddenly became a different person. He replied: how can I let you lose if you gamble on happiness all your life?

80. Love is like rain, and I miss you with tears in my eyes! My heart is cold and my body is shaking, so I can't meet you to solve my problem! My hair is fluttering, and my heart is swaying with the fallen leaves! In the dark, the moon is swaying, leaving true love to be sent to the heart! Who will solve the suffering of lovesickness? If you want to get married, don't marry anyone else, marry me. Take your passbook, take your sister and drive that BMW!

8 1 □ When I was a child, there lived a girl downstairs, and we always played together. Her family's economic conditions are quite good. When I was five or six years old, one day we started to play and discuss where we came from. I said: My mother said I picked it up from the trash can. She said: My mother said I gave it to Guanyin. . . From then on, the female * * * silk and Bai parted ways. . .

82. My dear children, all my monitor are dead. "Chen Dalei at this moment in the heart is how to think, every one of his soldiers, is his beloved baby, but he watched them sacrifice again and again. This sentence expresses a kind of helplessness, but also a kind of helplessness, and it is also a determination and will for revenge.

83. A lumberjack applied for a job. Foreman: Try the forest ahead and see how many trees you can cut in a minute. After a minute, the foreman: Wow! One tree a minute! It's amazing! Where did you work before? Worker: Sahara forest. Foreman: Never heard of it. I've only heard of the Sahara desert. Worker: Yes, I changed my name later!

84. A beautiful actress came home from work at night and went to the bathroom to rinse her mouth. Husband asked urgently, what happened today? The actress replied that she had been kissing all afternoon. That's disgusting. Come back and rinse your mouth! My husband is speechless. A few days later, the actress came home, undressed in the bathroom and took a bath. My husband was shocked and asked, what, today won't be a sex scene, will it? !

85. A pair of eagles gave birth to a baby eagle. When the baby eagle grows up, it shows a characteristic, that is, it is lazy during the day and its eyesight is very low, but it is lively at night and its eyesight is super strong. After consulting experts, the eagle asked the female eagle for atonement. "What is this?" The female eagle is guilty and dejected. "I'm sorry I lied to you." "How did you lie to me?" "I used to be an owl. In Me Before You, I have fixed my face."

86. I am a second-rate chef, but I have a first-rate chef who is my girlfriend. When I say she is first-rate, I don't mean that she is good at cooking, but that she is young and beautiful. So I am still very happy as a second-rate chef. I'm going to work in a foreign country recently, and I'm going to talk to a good-looking hotel. When I left, the boss asked me if I could let your assistant come to work alone and give her two of you.

87. One day, a female drug addict was arrested in the police station. The police saw that she had a tattoo on her hand and asked her why you had your boyfriend's name tattooed on your hand. Is his name Liang Xiao? Tell me, does he take drugs? Say it! I saw that female drug addict looked up and said to the police with angry eyes. This is hate! This story tells us-it's best not to gain weight after tattooing!

88. Is materialism art or science? The radio host said, "I don't know, but I'm definitely not a science student." "Why?" "If it is science, they should do experiments with dogs first." .

89. You don't have to care about politics, but politics will care about you from your unborn to your dead. Whether you are qualified to come to this world is the most fundamental politics. Without a piece of permission, your father's * * * can't see your mother's eggs; What vaccine you take, what milk powder you drink, what job you do at school, where you live and whether you eat or not all depend on politics; It is disgraceful to be beaten to death by a funeral home after death. This is the ultimate politics.

Although we share the same blood, our hearts are not connected. Since I was a teenager, I have always disliked my energetic mother who was too close to me. What distastes me is not being understood by her, but being understood by her. Maybe my mother wants to get along with me as friends in order not to make life too boring for two people. However, fatigue and face make her incomplete, and her incompleteness makes me feel embarrassed.

9 1, I made a mistake and voluntarily accepted the punishment: punish me for caring for you with sincere love, punish me for replacing you with hardworking limbs, punish me for protecting you with strong body, punish me for entertaining you with busy wealth, which is effective for life. Executor: lover, wife forgive me!

92. Looking back now, my waywardness was like a cold sword, which made my beloved mother cry for me again and again. If an apology can make my mother happy, I'm willing to let it be said a thousand times.

93. If you are a prime minister who can hold a boat in his stomach, you can support my broken boat. You are an adult, regardless of the villain, so take some time; You are the master and I am Wukong, so don't recite the cool spell; Honey, I was really wrong. Please smile through tears.

94, smile, how beautiful, smile makes my heart beat; Relax your eyebrows, don't worry, being happy will make you slimmer, more open-minded, and have a smaller temper, ensuring everything goes smoothly! I'm sorry, please don't be angry again.

95. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

96. You ignored me. I am like a broken kite, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear occupied my heart. Please reply a message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

97. If you really owed money, love would have stopped long ago. If we go back in time and stay in that original beautiful place, will our love not die? I hope you can forgive my mistake and come back to me. I will cherish you.

98. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals without you, I'd rather be wrong all my life, but love has burst its banks. Can you understand me and feel that feeling?

99. I accidentally broke your heart; I won't give up and want to save your heart; Full of sincerity and integration between the lines; Please: forgive my carelessness, it is against my will to hurt people. Touch my heart and accept my loyalty. May you be happy every day!

100, vows of eternal love, you have forgotten that you have not been beautiful for a long time, but as long as you are in reincarnation, it is enough for me!

10 1, you seem very angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself. Today is your birthday, please forgive me if you have a lot! Happy birthday!

102, because of my recklessness, you are miserable, but you know that friendship is precious and not worth falling out over trifles; So I made my regret into dessert, made my regret into a big meal, wrote a message sincerely, invited you to sit down and apologized to you; I wish you many friends!

103, fools make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I did something stupid once, which actually made the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a smart person, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

105, who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me! Today is my birthday, calm down and be happy, baby, you will forgive me!

106, people need two conditions to have a successful marriage in this life. One is to find the most suitable person in love, and the other is to be the most suitable person by yourself. You are the best person for me, dear. Forgive my mistake.

107, I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, I have been thinking about you in my heart, and I have never forgotten how happy I am when I am with you.

108, I have completely figured it out. Maybe I put too much pressure on you. I know you are also very bitter and tired. Some things, you have your difficulties, your difficulties.

109, if time can go back, I only hope that I have never quarreled with you, and I still have laughter. It hurts to think about it carefully, but I am not too stubborn, just putting my brave feelings behind me. Now I know I was wrong, I hope you don't care too much, and I hope you forgive me and smile.

1 10, a lifelong friend, without frequent contact, but always in mind; Friends for life may not be reasonable, but they must know each other. Although I occasionally lose my temper, I always care about it. I hope my friends don't get angry.

1 1 1. You told me that no matter how high you fly or how far you walk, you can go home when you are tired. Mom, I'm sorry I forgot your birthday because I was busy last time, although I know you won't be angry with me. When you are old, you and dad must take care of themselves!

1 12, sorry! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me!

1 13, in the days without you, it seems that there is no sun during the day and my heart loses warmth; In the days without you, it seems that there is no moonlight at night, and life loses its romance; In the days without you, my world is miserable. Please show up quickly and don't ignore me!

1 14, maybe it's fate. We don't want to hurt the people we least want to hurt, but it still happens. I believe you because I love you. Let's cherish each other!

1 15, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me tired and bitter, so I sent a text message instead, which was exquisite and inexpensive!

1 16, maybe there are too many things I don't understand, maybe it's my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and concern!

1 17, dear: you said my love letter was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, which was exquisite and inexpensive!

1 18, I finally realized the burning pain of my internal organs, and I just hope that the feeling of falling off a cliff will end with a bang!

1 19, listen to me tell a story. Once upon a time, there were two good friends. One day they quarreled, and within two days, they made up again. Well, that's the story, hehe!

120, as I said, spilled water can't be collected. What did I do wrong? I shouldn't. I regret it. If you apologize, you have it in your heart and can't say it. I really didn't mean to, so don't get angry. Please accept my deep apologies: I'm sorry.

12 1. It's all my fault that I met you, liked you, fell in love with you, and made you angry and sad. I deserve to die. Please punish me (forgive me), let me make mistakes and let me live forever. This is the best way to "deflate" my dear.

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