10086 funny dialogue

& ltb> Mobile User: Hello, I want to ask a question.

Attendant: Be my guest.

Mobile user: I have a card, which was eaten by my cat. Can I use it if I take it out? br & gt

Attendant: Then you can only try plugging in your mobile phone. If not, you can only change your card in the mobile business hall. < br & gt

Mobile user: No, you have to tell me in advance whether I can use it or not. If I can, I will kill my cat and get the card. If I can't use it, I will waste my cat, right?

Attendant: Hello, in that case, I suggest you don't kill yourself. Then you can take your ID card to the mobile business hall and get a replacement card.

Mobile user: The problem is that my card is

Mobile user: 50, bought by my cat 30 yuan < br>.

Attendant: But if you want a replacement card, you need 40 yuan.

Mobile users: reissue cards? & ltbr & gt

Attendant: Yes, the number remains the same.

Mobile users: the number remains the same.

Attendant: Just go to the mobile business hall to get your ID card and fill in the original number. If you change another card, that card won't work. < br & gt

Mobile user: Do you think my cat will have any adverse reactions? br & gt

Attendant: Hello, I'm not sure about this. Then you need to take the cat to the doctor. br & gt

Mobile users: Then ask your colleagues.

Attendant: Hello, I'm sorry, you dialed the mobile phone service information desk, and the phone number is 1860. As for the cat, we can't help you deal with it here.

Mobile user: My cat, his name is M-Zone.

Attendant: Yes, that won't do either.

Mobile users: Why not? I named the M-Zone.

Attendant: Even if his name is Jay Chou, I can't help you with it. You can only take a look for yourself. Then there is something wrong with your card. Our mobile business office and 1860 can help you solve it. Of course we can't help you solve the cat problem. < br & gt

Mobile user: Question: He is a mobile card.

Attendant: (takes a deep breath) Hello, sir. Do you think this makes sense? & ltbr & gt

Mobile user: No, I just want to know what you mean.

Attendant: Nothing. Hello, I didn't mean anything. Do you think you mean anything? Then you can tell me the details of this cat ... < br>

Mobile users: No, no, don't worry, speak slowly.

Attendant: You said this cat ... < br>

Mobile users: Drink water when you are tired.

Attendant: Hello, first of all, what is your cat? We can't handle this for you.

Mobile user: I know you can't handle it. I am asking you to give me some advice. So what should I do? < br & gt

Attendant: Hello, I suggest that you apply for a replacement card in the mobile business hall with your ID card now. < br & gt

Mobile users: Then consider the cat's < br>

Attendant: Cats can't help it, so I just ... < br>

Mobile users: there is no way, life, that is a.

Attendant: Hello, then I can't help you. Then take it to a pet hospital or something, which you will deal with in the future. < br & gt

Mobile user: Then why don't you tell me Jay Chou's phone number and I'll call him?

Attendant: Hello, do you have his phone number 1860? & ltbr & gt

Mobile users: Aren't you partners? & ltbr & gt

Attendant: But we don't have his phone number here either. br & gt

Mobile users: There must be.

Attendant: Hello, sorry, no.

Mobile users: deceptive. It is a lie that you are with such a beautiful girl.

Attendant: Do you have any other business to consult? & ltbr & gt

Mobile users: Yes.

Attendant: Be my guest.

Mobile user: What about my cat? br & gt

Attendant: Hello, sir, if you ask me this question repeatedly, I can't answer your question.

Mobile users: I won't repeat it. Where's my card?

Attendant: Just go to the mobile business hall and get a replacement card.

Mobile user: Take the cat away and let him dissect it for me. Take out the card

Attendant: (takes a deep breath).

Mobile users: Really? & ltbr & gt

Attendant: Hello, do you think this is possible? Will the staff in the mobile business hall help you with this? & ltbr & gt

Mobile users: What do you say? I am in a hurry now. First of all, I don't need this card. Second, I am afraid that the cat will choke to death. What did you say?/Sorry? I have my hands full right now.

Attendant: Hello, if so, please take ... < br>

Mobile users: Don't always "hello, hello", just "hello". I'm sorry to hear the news. br & gt

Attendant: We can't do this to show our respect. br & gt

Mobile user: You don't have to respect me. I'm a rotten person, so there's nothing to say. br & gt

Attendant: There is no other way. If you have no other questions, please hang up.

Mobile user: still ... still ... still let me hang up. What kind of service attitude do you have? br & gt

Attendant: Hello, this is what I should say here. I must have told you.

Mobile users: I tell you, it's all your responsibility. Who made your card so beautiful that the cat had to eat it? br & gt

Attendant: Well, you didn't keep it well. Then you can take care of your cat. So if it eats something else, can we all handle it? & ltbr & gt

Mobile users: Nothing else is as good as that card. You know, it's all your fault that your card looks so good. br & gt

Attendant: Then you can make it look bad.

Mobile user: Hey, what, cut it with scissors? & ltbr & gt

Attendant: Hello, sir. I wish you wouldn't talk to me about such things again, okay? & ltbr & gt

Mobile user: What are you talking about? I'll talk about this problem now, and I won't talk about other problems with you, will I? The problem now is that your card is so beautiful that my cat took a fancy to it and accidentally ate it. < br & gt

Attendant: So where are you going? That means where are you going.