Super humorous funny talk about super funny personality signature (57 sentences)

1. Handsome is useless! In the end, it was eaten by a pawn!

2. Smile more. You can't brush your teeth for so many years.

3. There is a reason why I don't return every second at ordinary times. There is a time difference between us, so I may often fail to return every second.

4. Some people have nothing to do with me. Some people, I can't let go of killing me.

5. The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome boy will pick me up and take me home.

6. It's very distressing to get paid every May Day holiday, not less! It's money.

7. Mosquito, when can you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

8. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to burn you to death.

9. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find I worry too much.

1. Dear, you have lost weight, just look at the wrinkles on your neck.

11. It's chopsticks that can't be lifted up, but the quilt that can't get out.

12. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

13. Love can't be eaten or drunk. I have to pay for it. What's the point?

14. during the exam, I wanted to turn over the salted fish, but damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

15. Life is quacking, just lacking a small object!

16. One is more dangerous to wear and one is safer to grow.

17. The sky is vast, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

18. Men can't get used to it, and the more they get used to it, the more jerk they become. Women are favored, and the more they are favored, the more they have balls, and they are still others'.

19. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive!

2. Violence can't solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

21. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend says to refuel the car when he returns it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

22. My hobbies can be divided into two kinds: dynamic and static. Static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over.

23. When the road is rough, shout, and then go on.

24. What qualifications do men have to say to their sisters that they will grow old together? I'm completely bald before I get to my white hair.

25. The garden can't be closed in spring, so I lured an apricot out of the wall.

26. You are just the cheapest scenery I have ever seen, just for free.

27. Study hard and make progress less than 2 every day without finding a partner.

28. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 5 people can be green in one day.

29. Will you protect me like your penis?

3. Wechat is full of news, QQ is full of push, and SMS is full of 186, okay? I'm alone.

31. Don't rob me. Although I can't play coquetry, I can wrestle.

32. If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the official for trampling on your dignity.

33. Life is like Super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little tortoise can kill you.

34. If a brain-dead person can fly, then this is the airport.

35. If life is just like the first time, there is no need to be sentimental about parting. Say goodbye, maybe never again.

36. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

37. There are some things you can't finish, so save them for tomorrow. If you are lucky, you don't have to do them when you die tomorrow.

38. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

39. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

4. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape it by changing the channel.

41. Toss a coin: Heads go online, tails go to bed, and get up and do your homework.

42. Since ancient times, no one has died, and * * * dies first and then I die.

43. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

44. If you don't work hard now, you will move all the bricks that others will knock on the wall in the future.

45. If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.

46. I didn't mean to be different, so how can I have outstanding taste!

47. Women in the new era get the hall, climb the fence, fight the mistress, and beat the hooligan, but they can't get down the kitchen.

48. Without you around, time simply goes slower than the startup speed of my computer.

49. The world belongs to us and the children, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren!

5. Marry a woman like me. Although it's neither beautiful nor beautiful, it's enough to make you lose everything.

51. I passed you but you didn't know it was me, because I turned my head away.

52. I had a heart for learning, but I failed my course.

53. This year, the chances of finding true love are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning!

54. Eating life is like a train, which can be summed up as: eating, eating, eating.

55. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

56. It's not you I love, it's your dad's bank account.

57. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.