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How to write an example of a fight
Because the cause of the incident was that xiaoheiwu suddenly rushed out and scolded me, and then asked me if I dared to challenge him. I felt a little unhappy.
I had not dated this ID before. , and there is no conflict. You can imagine how it would feel if someone wanted to challenge you for no reason.
I agreed to a one-on-one challenge and asked him whether I would fly over or him. In the end, he chose to have me fly over to Tsinghua University to find his dormitory. This was something I didn’t expect. I thought he If you want to fight with me, you will come to me, hey.
But since I have a job, I can’t just drop what I’m doing and fly from Guangzhou to Beijing, so I need to plan
some time. At that time, some frequently posted IDs on the Emprise forum expressed their intention to watch, so I promised to book a time and buy the tickets.
The location and time would be announced on the forum. About a week passed in the middle, and xiaoheiwu posted another message on the
emprise page, asking me why I still couldn’t go, saying that his hands were itchy in the past two days and wanted to be beaten. I felt that my anger was about to explode
so I quickly asked for leave, booked a flight, and announced the time on the page. At this stage, my plan
was to hit Xiaoheiwu on the head with a stick, and then end the battle... At that time, the Emprise version also held a vote to predict the ending
, but later I found out that the prediction involved drinking wine. Most people are happy, how is this possible?
As soon as the matter became public, it became a big deal. mmd, there are too many people who have nothing to do but wait for others to see blood all day long. At first
I was welcome to watch, but then a group of people came out who claimed to be filming with DVs, claimed to have contacted newspaper reporters, and claimed to call the police to arrest me.
In this case, it is estimated that as soon as I entered Tsinghua University with the bat on my back, I would directly enter the security department or the police station.
Moreover, fighting is not about monkeying around. With so many people surrounding us, how can we still fight? So I contacted xiaoheiwu via letter
and changed the location of the fight from public to private, and spectators were no longer welcome.
At this time, a hero retweeted a legal article and demonstrated how many years of jail time would result
if someone gets into trouble. I did some research and found that it is quite dangerous and something could happen. Originally, I thought he would be detained for a fight,
But according to the article, if I beat him to the point of breaking a bone, I would have to spend three years in jail for intentional injury. And the articles are all on the page.
This cannot be excused as an unplanned incident. So I secretly decided to change my policy and not hit Xiaoheiwu on the head, so as not to end badly. But I didn't say it out loud, so I could maintain some intimidation, haha.
At this stage, some good-hearted friends came to break up the fight. Although I didn’t agree, I knew it was for my own good. Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart
. Some people advised me to hit him hard, and it would be best to hit Xiaoheiwu until his head was broken and blood flowed to the hospital, and then no one would dare to challenge me in a one-on-one fight - I also understand your "feelings" very well.
Later, xiaoheiwu unilaterally authorized other BBS to broadcast live, and I was extremely angry. What do you mean, I took the initiative to fly?
I went over to fight with you, and you arranged for someone to live broadcast it? I posted a condemnation, and a group of people behind me began to use vulgar words, saying things like "Don't make excuses if you don't have the guts". It seemed that I was fighting just to show you, and you paid for the tickets. Actors are required
Must appear on stage! I posted a message announcing that "the fight is cancelled", and it was normal to see a hornet's nest explode. A group of people who didn't see it as a fight were angry and kept swearing. In short, they were "not qualified to be considered men". class. In the morning, I went to help my cousin buy information to mail
but it was not online; when I came back in the afternoon, I saw, oh, my goodness, there are more than ten screens of personal attacks on the page.
You said
that I wouldn’t do that to you, right? I greeted everyone from the eighteenth generation of my ancestors one by one. It was really not a big deal to watch the excitement. I didn’t watch the live broadcast, so I just uttered obscenities one after another without thinking about where you got your qualifications.
A bunch of people who had never come to the Emprise edition for hundreds of years jumped out and ran to the page, as if I had suffered a great deal if I didn't fight.
Are you really members of the emprise board, or are you here just to watch the fun and pretend to be hurt?
Flag friends? --But I saw a lot of reclusive heroes before Emprise come forward, so it seems that there are some benefits to making the incident bigger.
However, when you have time, you heroes should write more original works to enrich the page. Don't just retreat into the world,
stay away from the page, and keep away from mundane matters.
Later, xiaoheiwu apologized and asked me if the fight could continue after canceling the live broadcast authorization. I changed the location to Tianjin. Firstly
My holiday plan was just to have a fight in Beijing and then take a bus to Tianjin to do business, so I would save myself from traveling back and forth; The unhappy netizen is actually a policeman. He usually has no reason to punish me. This time he plans to take advantage of the reform and opening up and invite me into the station for tea, although I think he is basically bragging. , but always be careful
That’s right, no matter how good he is, he can’t control Tianjin.
xiaoheiwu sent me a text message on the evening of the 8th, asking if he could call me on the afternoon of the 9th. I waited for him all day on the 8th and found that he didn't come, so I continued my original plan and took the train from Tianjin to Chengde. When xiaoheiwu called me, I had just boarded the train and fell asleep, but was woken up. I told him that I would take a train from Chengde back to Tianjin on the evening of the 10th, and I would have time on the 11th and 12th. So the duel was moved to the 11th. Later I heard that xiaoheiwu's plan did not include accommodation for the next two days.
He didn't even take a shower...sigh.
We made an appointment at 2 pm on the 11th, but Xiaoheiwu arrived before 1 pm. I had just ordered a table of dishes with my friends.
I didn’t eat a single chopstick. I took a few bites of noodles and then went on my way. Xiaoheiwu found the location, and he notified me. As a result, I wasted almost thirty yuan on a taxi, and traveled through most of Tianjin city before I found the place where the fight took place. Both parties confirmed each other's attire to avoid misunderstanding.
As soon as we met, my first feeling was that something was wrong, and today was a bad day. I was wearing shorts and picked up a wooden bat as agreed in advance, but Xiaoheiwu actually picked up an iron bat that was over 170CM. Later, I read an article from xiaoheiwu saying that my bat is about
80cm, but it’s actually not that much, only about 60cm. Because I compared the size, the size of the iron rod is about 2.4 times that of the bat.
With this length, coupled with the length of his arms, I couldn't get within two meters of him when he swung it. It was almost impossible to win.
I can’t use the moves I prepared in advance, but since it’s here, I’ll just bite the bullet and fight.
The fighting process was lackluster, and I basically played mostly defensive. I have to thank xiaoheiwu for being merciful. He mainly hit me on the shoulder from above
and swept across my waist. My stick was lighter and faster, so it could almost hold it. Actually
xiaoheiwu can completely sweep my calf, so it will be more difficult for me to bend down and hold his iron rod. Even if I am lucky enough to jump
just sweep it back and forth a few times. I must have broken my leg because I couldn't get close to him. Later, Xiaoheiwu said that it wasn't that I hadn't thought about it, but that I was afraid that if I didn't master the strength well, I would be crippled for the rest of my life... Sweat.
I later held the stick in one hand to parry, and tried to find a chance to hold his iron rod with the other hand. As long as I could hold it, I could basically turn the situation around.
Xiaoheiwu seemed to have noticed it too, and changed the way he swung the bat, as if he wanted to hit my wrist a few times. The force from both sides was so strong that my wooden bat (bought new not long ago!) was actually cracked, leaving only a handle in my hand.
xiaoheiwu asked me if I wanted to end here. I picked up the bat and found that it was useless, so I immediately agreed. He didn't take advantage of my lack of weapons and beat me with a few more iron bars. That was really merciful. I just noticed on the forum that someone asked me why I didn’t use two pieces of wood
Continue using the stick as a nunchaku - try it yourself to handle a 170cm iron rod, it’s really #¥%...!
I also knocked his iron rod a few places. After chatting for a while, I discovered that he had secretly added partitions under his trousers (sweat!)
, He also brought Yunnan Baiyao in his backpack, and finally found that he had prepared cash and the person who redeemed him from the police station...
Sigh. Speaking of which, I went there alone, so it was good to come back safely. Fortunately, I don't have any deep grudge against Xiaoheiwu, otherwise I would have suffered a huge loss.
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