What is the reunion of old people like?

The old people around me are very active recently. The social traffic of square dance is pediatrics. They have started a new life style and played a class reunion! With the gradual familiarity with the use of WeChat skills, they have established a brand-new friendship with their long-lost classmates, which is a disregard for social status, family background and work (huh? No, they are all retired).

Template 1: Postmodern Classmate Reunion during menstruation.

It used to be my second aunt's primary school reunion. I heard that it was organized by a teacher named "National Day". She used to teach in a middle school, the charming National Day teacher when she was young. Oh, I still remember the National Day teacher's self-mockery of his name. He was born on March 8th, following the fashion of that era, 3+8= 1 1, while10+1=1,so it can be called National Day.

At the first class reunion, they cosplay our childhood routines: eating, singing K, playing cards, and then chatting with each other very well, adding WeChat. When we went back, we even set up a small group. In addition to sending some special expression packs and pictures and texts to the elderly, photos of grandchildren are also very common, and the flowers, plants and food we went out also attracted favorable comments.

Well, after the first class reunion, the people who can continue to play together for the second time are basically screened out. The second time, come to a high-end point and visit the suburbs for two days! Our old people's lives are rich and colorful. Let your children call themselves. They are not on call! Let your children's children be taken away by your children or in-laws! We should set ourselves free!

Is he happy when he asks about menstruation? Uh-huh, happy, good! Continue next time!

Is the initiator headed by the National Day teacher unwilling to retire alone and want to "go to the sea" to start a business? Do the elderly do tourism business? Hey, not bad!

Template 2: Mom's sister Taobao Party

Compared with the class reunion during menstrual period, my mother's class reunion is strictly a small gathering of sisters and girlfriends. It's okay, no old people will flirt, and all the staff can rest assured.

The initiator is a "five-suite aunt". This aunt seems to be very active recently. Maybe her granddaughter has grown up and doesn't need to bring it. Perhaps the old house was suddenly demolished and five suites were taken away, so cherish the memory; Or maybe the daughter is excellent, the company is iron, the job rice bowl is not rusty, and it is better to be happy alone than with others ... In short, some emptiness and loneliness need to be surrounded by warmth and shine on others. So she first thought of my hot-water mother. Two people's ideas hit it off, great, please call the others! As a result, my mother became a glorious telephone liaison, and soon she finally gathered seven beautiful aunts.

I have to say that the three views of "five-suite aunt" are still relatively positive. They talked about Aunt Xiao Pang, saying that she used to have eyes on her head because she was born well and had a rich family background. According to my classmates and her relatives, she married a good-looking husband of a primary school principal! I am still very capable. I got the position of factory director by my family background and relationship, and then I made a lot of money by my own real skills. Will such a person come? "Aunt Five Suites" once said a classic sentence: In fact, she really doesn't need this. Nobody has much money now. It is because of her words that I feel that she is completely right and her three views are particularly positive.

But this hit my mother in the face again. Sorry, I didn't stop until it was next door to our house. We don't have a life of getting rich overnight! Moreover, the daughter did not live up to expectations, did not have an iron rice bowl within the system, and did not marry a small boss or a big boss. The only success was that she successfully owed a large sum of money to the bank, got a house that unexpectedly belonged to the bank, and was going to throw it to her grandson to take away.

Well, if you invite Aunt Xiaopang 1, you have to send Aunt Xiaopang No.2. She also knows how to live happily. Aunt Xiaopang II's husband runs his own factory, and his daughter has never worked and married a boss. Is this "appropriate" identity enough to impress? Aunt Xiaopang No.2 once "respected" me and wanted to introduce me to a "boss", but unfortunately we don't have that life! People don't like me. I'm too thin to look like a beauty!

Well, they had this childhood sister-in-law party, and all the "bottom" mothers went. The first activity is as tentative and implicit as having a meal in a shopping mall near home. Then there is the conscious and unconscious struggle for children, grandchildren (women) and houses. For a wife. Who knew that she had always been the same one? The point is that among her children, there are only twins. Children with children can go to Wan Li to open the back door and choose one thing. They often travel to see the places of the world and what they are learning ... Only in this way can they show their true skills and practice hard!

After my mother came back, she was still immersed in excitement, telling the story of several sisters' successful parenting. Aunt Xiaopang married the boss's daughter who didn't go to work for a day and went to America to give birth to twins. She always hires two nannies, one for cooking and cleaning, and the other for taking care of the children, so it's easy. It is said that the monthly salary is nearly 10 thousand, and the other two aunts can't sit still: why don't I take care of your daughter and become a nanny? Aunt Pang Wei No.2: Do you have a professional certificate? !

Aunt Pang Wei 1 didn't say much this time, only that her son and daughter-in-law were all working in well-known foreign companies, and then they were gone. That is, after my mother came back, she was particularly envious of other people's dressing temperament and her own white skin. Aunt chubby 1 also signals everyone to scan each other's micro-signals. My mother is still very fashionable. At least I taught her, and two aunts couldn't do it at all. One of them is Aunt Xiaopang 2, who is surrounded by her boss in her life. Everyone took out their mobile phones. Are two chubby aunts the latest model? Apple mobile phone.

I'm sorry, mom, it's my daughter who is unfilial, and you're at the bottom. I should have known to get an apple for X first. Other hardware conditions are not as good as ours, but Apple still has it!

See, young people don't work hard, boss, and they end up at your parents' reunion! So after returning to the furnace, you must start working hard when you are studying! Hmm? What are you talking about? What about aunt chubby's daughter? You know, not everyone can get along well with "good people", not to mention they are "suitable" boss families. Women like us, who are grumpy and not sweet, are more or less competitive and stubborn, and deserve not to have big bosses, small bosses and their mothers! Am I right? Although my efforts are very bitter, I have a great sense of accomplishment! In the same way, some people are not suitable for working in the system. How to say others are good? Just feel good about yourself!

Mom has been in a good mood since she came back from the party, and people have begun to pay attention to dressing up beautifully. She is still distracted with her children, just to see the information of her sisters' WeChat group for the first time. I have praised many chubby aunts, even if they eat a plate. The second party was initiated by Aunt Xiaopang No.2, and these old ladies were invited to cook seafood by themselves. But one or two people are missing, you know! It seems that this game between women invited in turn will continue, and it will be my mother's turn next time, just to invite my baby's birthday party. Hey, mom, your abacus is really good!

Well, a lot of things. In fact, the last thing I want to say is that many old people have retired and there is no need to bring their children. It's time for them to live a carefree private life, as long as they are happy! This is also a good thing for body and mind! Whatever the process is, they just enjoy it!

Of course, for a better life in their later years, young people should also strive to create soft and hard conditions for them! Hi! Speaking of which, we are still suffering!