How do you report the good news when you have a happy son?

1, I'm a bean sprout, and I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle doctor at 5: 07 pm. I am not tall, 52 cm, not fat, but I know I am a smart pot. If you have a beautiful sister who wants to date me, please come to my mother's office and sign up quickly. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

2. Hello, everyone. My name is Zi Han, a handsome little prince. I am the crystallization of the love between Jun Zi and Lily. I came into this world at 9: 20: 45 on the 9th. I'm glad to meet you. Thank you for your concern for me and my mother these days. Remember to visit me sometime.

Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, I am Doudou, a lovely little prince, weighing 6 kg and 8 Liang. My mother had a hard time giving birth to me. Facing the novel world, I am particularly excited. I will share the good news with you soon.

I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early, and today I reported good news in the delivery room. Don't dare to call, you can only make amends by texting! I've joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades!

5. Hello, everyone! Lijia Construction Bank officially opened tonight 19: 30. Those who hold the China Merchants Bank license will start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! Note: 7 kg and 8 Liang are guaranteed, and the mother and child are safe! Thank you for your concern!

6. Ladies and gentlemen, I was born occasionally. The days of carrying the ball are over. CCB, 7 kg and 5 Liang, mother and child are safe!