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Love talk routines tease boys' short sentences

1, details are more touching than love words. I don't have to distinguish between southeast and northwest. I will only move in the direction of owning you. 3. Love is not the initial sweetness, but the prosperous retreat that never leaves. If you say come with me, I will stay with you without hesitation. 5. When you get fat, you are Yang Yuhuan; When you get thinner, you are a beauty. It's good to be neither fat nor thin now, but you are yourself. Therefore, no matter how your figure changes, I will love you all my life. Dear, don't care what others say, be yourself! 6. If you don't love me, I will love you. Love is not an exchange, and I don't want to exchange. 7. Once upon a time, someone suddenly came into your life, taught you what love is, and then he left. 8. Commitment is just a lie. It is a beautiful scam, but some people are willing to give up everything for it. 9. I am hoarse, and I can't tell such a continuous love story anymore. The world is so big, I just want to like you. I will give you the first sip of soda in the morning of May, a love letter and a hug, and I will give you happiness and the rest of my life. 1 1. Meet in the smoky 12 along the road left by that year. Looking at the shadows of trees, listening to the faint cicadas, dreaming of a prosperous life and catching the summer wind. 13, you didn't tell me that your love words are poison. 14, the days when we were together, let me always remember that my mood is also hazy. I like the youthful body and fall asleep with the moonlight, which makes me worry. 15, vows of eternal love will not be overwhelmed by the triviality of life, nor will the seas run dry and the rocks crumble and be buried by the vicissitudes of time. Life is simple and happy, and the days are sweet and warm. Everything is because of you, dear, I love you, and I am willing to hold your hand and spend an ordinary and happy life! 16, I love you, so you don't have to be the obedient child to get the red flower. Even if you cheat and have a little temper, I prefer you the most. I'll give you all the sugar in my pocket. If you are not satisfied with your job, just resign, which will give me a chance to support my precious wife! 18, don't expose the wound to others easily, because others are watching the fun, but they are hurting themselves. Baby, you can cry, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability. If love words are for fools, will you be my fool? 19, since you appeared, I didn't know that being loved is so beautiful. 20. Sick and sick. Love talk routines tease boys short sentences 2 1, "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh so much in my heart?" 2. "Why do I love you", "About this question" and "I want to answer it all my life" 3. "I can't seem to find my way", "Where are you going" and "How can I get to your heart?" 4. Why do you always forget things? "What's missing?" "Lost me!" 5. "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "You have been running around in my mind all day". I have been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy. I am less and less like myself now. So what do you look like? Like your four-year-old husband. How many shallow and faint turns are feelings that others can't understand. 5. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you. 6. "Do you know any ways to save electricity on mobile phones? "You are by my side" 7. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone. 8. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light up my heart?" 9. You hurt me! What have I done to you? Make me like you. 10, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!" 1 1. I love you without discount. Every day that I love you deserves to be taken seriously. 12, it's the Spring Festival. Can you pretend to be a couple with me and go home to coax my parents? Pretend for the rest of your life. 13, "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have wrapped your lipstick, but remember to give it back to me every day." 14, can you help me buy a train ticket? Where are you going? Go into your heart 15, where are you from? Hunan people. No, it's my sweetheart. 16, whether to eat barbecue first, seafood or barbecue first, consider you first. 17, all beings are bitter, but you are sweet. 18, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you. 19, I thought' happiness' started with H, but I didn't expect my happiness to start with U (you). Being with you is the happiest thing in my life. 2 1, I used to be a single family in fear of marriage. Since I met you, I have become a so-called warm man and a crazy wife. 22. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you when I open my eyes, I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes. 23. "The box with the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? " A match made in heaven. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type 25. Can you guess whether I like drinking or playing with kings? No, I love you. 26. I'm not afraid that we will be apart for a while. If a beautiful love needs to come back in a big circle, then I can also hug you with a smile and say, look, go around, and in the end you will still be mine. 27. "Will you stop talking?" "I didn't." "Then why am I full of your voice? 28. I don't want to sleep for long. Let's talk. 29. I am missing a necessity. What? You are 30. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." ""what is it? "I just love you" 3 1, I am a lovely person, and you are also a lovely person. There is a rumor that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. 33. You have gone too far, huh? It's beautiful. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, I won't be cool for a while. 35, write all Qian Shan, put pen to paper is you. 36. Ten lines of dialogue, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just for one day in the wedding hall, I would like to hear a word. 37. I like Illicio Lez so much, just because I like you. This sentence is meaningless. I just like you, I mean no harm. 39.what are you? Tiger. No, you belong to me. 40. I will accompany you to many long streets and alleys. I will accompany you through many seasons. I'll show you around. I will give you warmth and stability. 4 1, do you smell anything? Don't! How can the air be sweet when you come out? 42. Have you seen a doctor recently? Because I think you lack some vitamins "I" 43, I only have two wishes, you are by your side, by your side. 44. "You will never see me lonely", "Why" and "Because I am the loneliest when you are not around" 45. It is a small probability for two people to meet, and it is the best thing for two people to fall in love. Everything you meet is providence, and everything you have is luck. 46. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's take a look (after the opponent has compared five, he reaches out and clasps his fingers) 47. Aries, what sign are you, then what sign are you? Tailor-made for you 48. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views. Why? "Everyone is biased towards you. 49. Without the romance of movies and TV series, I dare not promise you three lives, just want to give you two halls and three rooms. 50, good things like to share with others, but better just want to hide, such as: you. 5 1, I am very capable but I can't do one thing. What? I won't leave you. 52. "Do you know what's in your lover's eyes? "Stone. "53. Even if the world is deserted, there will always be people who will become your disciples. 54. Are you nearsighted? No (yes) Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you) 55. I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most. Your words have been locked in my memory, please keep the key for me for a lifetime. 58. Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.