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Flower greetings on Women's Day
Flower greetings on Women's Day
1, beautiful as jade, with big breasts and fat buttocks. Honor parents and educate children, and you can't rely on work. Be polite to your husband and do housework. Dress up in fashion to celebrate festivals, just like a noble lady visiting her. May you be beautiful and lovely on March 8 Women's Day!
2. Yin flourishes while Yang declines. Women are the masters of the family, and they are financially independent. Pocket money for drinking, smoking and singing is confiscated. Without freedom, I have asked for leave and gone out. It's time to go home. You can't get in without playing cards, playing chess and dancing. March 8 is coming, my wife is happy and my husband is uncomfortable. I arrange to take care of the elderly and children at home to cook.
3, Women's Day is busy sending text messages to friends. It goes without saying that you are beautiful, hard-working and busy. Good people at home and abroad applaud. I wish you a happy holiday and forget your troubles!
4, accompany you shopping, gifts for you to choose; As your servant, all housework is included; Traveling with you, the plane ticket has been booked; Put you in charge and pay all your wages. March 8 is here, dear wife, I wish you happiness! ()
5, women are more powerful than tigress, and work like tigers when they go down the mountain. Dress up beautifully and go to the exhibition match on March 8. Women's beauty pageant promotion award, the beauty of Yang Yuhuan's story and the face of Dixin. May you be a beautiful little flower!
6. Today is March 8th, and it costs money to earn money. I want you to spend whatever you want, and I smile in my heart; Today is March 8, and I really want you to spend it. Spend whatever you want and buy whatever you want; Today is March 8, and I dedicate it to my family. Love you infinitely, and you can spend it at will. Happy March 8th!
7. Women hold up half the sky, and the elderly and children bear it alone. A beautiful, kind and gentle wife is the most capable. In 2008, half a generation will be beautiful, with beautiful legs and charming waist. Who can sing and be a good dancer, who can see forty-three? 3.8 Women's Day, may you be young, beautiful and energetic!
8. If you succeed, your career will flourish and you will become the boss of a factory. The employees admire the resolute style. Wear work clothes to work and drive to and from work by yourself. Go home from work to watch the flower show, go to the streets to make up and look like a fairy. May 38 Women's Day wishes you: career love flowers are as bright and beautiful as big girls.
9, gentle and virtuous, kind and kind, tolerant of housework for the elderly and children. I can do everything in laundry and cooking, and my makeup is beautiful. It's hard to believe that wearing brocade and silver is attractive. May you have a happy day on March 8, with a happy waist and eyebrows!
10, the beauty of women is as gentle as spring breeze, as fresh as summer rain, as bright as autumn moon and as bright as winter snow-the most beautiful scenery in the world. You are a real beauty. Happy Women's Day!
1 1, the most glorious thing is to please beautiful women, and the most shameful thing is to ignore beautiful women; The happiest thing is to care for beautiful women, and the most tragic thing is to neglect beautiful women; The happiest thing is to praise beautiful women, and the worst thing is not to touch beautiful women. March 8 is here, may the beautiful women be happy!
12, a short hair shows your ability and family happiness, which is your selfless dedication. Your appearance is tender as water, the calluses on your hands are your hard work, women are the earth, and women are the engines of love. On March 8th Women's Day, I wish all the women in Girlfriend a happy holiday and a happy family.
13, women are intoxicating like flowers, and women are lingering like water. Women are like tigers, they work tirelessly, women are like jade, and imperial women are like jade. May you have a beautiful Women's Day, full of laughter, youth, beauty and charm.
14, I wish all lesbians demonization, white-collar income, housework, happy daily life, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopaholic, lover scale, husband slavery.
15, women don't have to be beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply; Women don't have to be too rich, just be happy; Women don't have to be too strong, as long as they live with dignity; I wish the beautiful women happiness forever!
16, rest when you are tired; Don't cry when your heart is hurt; Your smile is sweet; It's your sweet voice. March 8 is approaching, remember to have a good rest, don't be tired, and keep your body in mind. Happy March 8th!
17, March 8, Girls' Day, please put down all your hard work and have a holiday. A sweet love will make you sweet, one will make you go shopping crazily, and the third will make you surrounded by family happiness. Beauty, you must be happy on Girls' Day!
18, the angel registered the beauty of the world and sent it to God for review. After taking a look at them, God ordered: When Women's Day arrives, send a short message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman: I wish her peace, happiness, health and happiness forever!
19, I want to thank CCTV, mtv (all say so), the brokerage company (with or without it), Mommy and Daddy (must say `) and your mobile phones, so that I can say to you today: Happy Women's Day!
20. The world is beautiful because of women! The family is warm because of having a wife! I'm glad to have you! Dear wife, I wish you a happy March 8th, always young and beautiful.
2 1, without the sun, flowers will not bloom; Without love, happiness will not come; Without women, the world will be black and white; Without you, I will lose my future. How much I love you, how far is happiness. Happy March 8th!
22. Some people raise flowers, others raise birds, and I have a tigress at home. But if I can't see her, I will feel uncomfortable. I feel bad if she doesn't scold me. Wife, I love you, and I want you to be my tigress in my next life. ...
23, March festival, there are no fragrant roses, no gorgeous fireworks, only a clear and faint look, just like a mother who has no complaints day and night. Mom, I wish you a happy March 8 th and eternal youth!
24. Those who accept my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy March 8th!
25. Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!
26. Without you, the world would collapse by half. With you, the world will turn upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight. Happy holidays!
27, March 8 Women's Day, send three beauties to beautiful women: the beauty of artistic conception, the beauty of love and the beauty of appearance; Eight ideas for sending beautiful women: wishful thinking, fluency, goodwill, affection, love, sincerity, spring, and my friendship. Happy Women's Day!
28, March 8, extraordinary. Women and children are beaming. Laundry and cooking are all done by men. Eating, drinking and having fun is a rare leisure. Better every day.
29, give yourself a vacation, troubles and pressures are put down; Take a vacation from your life and leave it alone; Give yourself a holiday to work, and my husband brushes the pot and dishes. If I ask you what you want, Just have fun today!
30, a beautiful festival, on this March 8; Women's liberation, happiness is the master; Shopping in the mall, just swipe your card; Worry and sorrow, all put down; Handsome boy, care about you; Pots and pans need not be brushed; Full of happiness, hahaha!
3 1, may you be lazy at home and go out to eat out on Women's Day; Can't go to work, the mall just turns around; Slim, better looking; Feel comfortable and romantic. Wish you a happy holiday!
32, you go shopping, or don't go shopping, the street is there, not far or not; Whether you buy it or not, the fitting room is there, neither too big nor too small; You eat, or don't eat, chocolate is there, no more, no less; You see, or don't watch, the soap opera is there, neither too early nor too late; You steal, or you don't steal, the farm is there, quietly; You say, or don't say, the charm is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the beauty is there, neither sad nor happy; No matter whether you go back or not, the blessings are there and you will never leave. Come and enjoy the holiday, or let happiness live in your heart. I wish you a happy March 8th!
None of us can deny the greatness of women. Women's Day is coming. If we are not with our mother this day, we can choose to send blessings to our mother by text message or telephone! You can also give it to your wife or women around you to make them happy. Kaka will share with you first:
34. You are especially sweet in life, you are particularly happy in love, you are particularly brilliant in years, and you are particularly happy in festivals. On the occasion of Women's Day, I will give you endless love in your life and give you happiness and sweetness throughout your life.
35. On March 8th Women's Day, I wish all women in the world: they look like roses, always 18 years old, go shopping, spend casually, have no need to lose weight, have a perfect figure, love plus, feel comfort, live happily and enjoy life.
36. Today is March 8th. Men should strive to be slaves for one day: let's not face the east and the west, let's not climb benches and ladders, let's not eat noodles and rice, let's not drink beer, let's not play games while shopping, and hope to tell each other and implement them seriously!
37, March 8th Women's Day is coming. I wish you a beautiful flower, which is praised by everyone. The skin is like jelly, white and tender, with long legs, big hips and big breasts ... Sorry, I forgot that you are a man. Haha, happy Women's Day!
On March 8th, what we will do is: cook for my wife, wash her clothes and mop the floor during the day; Wash your wife's feet, rub her back and sleep with her at night! Even if you dream, you should say: wife, I love you!
39. Today is Women's Day. Let's say a word of thanks to mom, wife and female friends around us with the most sincere words, thanking them for their silent long-term efforts and thanking them for their hard work to make us feel happy!
40. The willows are flying in the sky to bless you, song for you the bird, and the fragrance of flowers is dedicated to you, and messages greet you. Happy holidays, good mood, my husband regards you as a treasure, and family happiness is like a peach! Happy Women's Day!
4 1, the wife wants three slaves: never wash clothes; Never cook; Never mopping the floor. Husband wants 4: wife has to wait for makeup; Wife should be willing to spend money; A wife must endure losing her temper; You should make your wife angry. Women's day is valid!
42. Today is a special festival. It is not as romantic as Valentine's Day, nor as happy as Christmas, but it is surrounded by all the female compatriots with warmth and care. Happy Women's Day to all female friends in the world!
43. Women are poetic, elegant and free from vulgarity, women are singing, cheerful and melodious, women are like flowers, beautiful and fresh, women are like wine, mellow and sweet, women are like treasures, jasper is natural, women are picturesque and beautiful, Women's Day, I wish my female friends a happy holiday and eternal youth!
44, bitter, you have no regrets; Tired, you don't bother; Don't shout when you are tired; Tired, you don't care; This is you, man's half the sky! March 8 Women's Day is coming, send my best wishes. May all women in the world be happy, sweet and beautiful every day!
45. Women's Day is coming. I solemnly declare that all the beautiful women in the world are my sisters! In order to avoid unnecessary interruption, please forgive me for not paying New Year greetings one by one, and send a text message in advance to say that the beautiful women are lucky, beautiful and happy.
46. Without sunshine, flowers will not bloom, without rain and dew, everything will not grow, Women's Day will be lonely without love, and it will be lonely without celebrating Women's Day. Dear, today I want to make you a happy March 8th master with a unique way of celebration and endless love.
47. Today is Women's Day, which belongs to women. Women are the biggest, so make full use of the wind. At this time, they should not wait for the treatment of Lafayette. Some people wait at home, some people follow, and some people pay for shopping.
48. When Women's Day comes, I will cut you a beautiful skirt with love, apply a bright blush with trust, make you a pair of shiny earrings with understanding, and knit you a decent dress with gentleness. I only hope that in this festival that belongs to you, you are a beautiful little planet shining with happiness.
49. Hard work and housework are inseparable from your hands; True love, a happy life, you weave with your heart; Romantic stage, hand in hand with you until the end of life. Women's Day is coming, and I am willing to make you happy and selfless with my care and cherish as always.
50, March 8th Women's Day, men offend women, the consequences are very serious, be careful of the top ten torture waiting for you. Go home late and check strictly; Say the wrong thing and wipe your mouth; Do something wrong, chicken feet clip; Unhappy, charming tears; Disobedient and cruel; If you don't wear it, you will find fault; Make less money, ignore it; Dare to talk back and be ruthless; If you are not sincere, kneel down and rub your hands; Having an affair, beating hard.
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