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The picture shows the love story 2022 routine boys (75 popular sentences)

"I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date." Vulgar love stories are generally full of local flavor. In fact, telling some earthy love stories between lovers and friends can enhance feelings. Have you ever heard a friend say something sweet? To this end, I have carefully arranged the following contents: The picture shows the love story 2022 routine boys (75 buzzwords). Welcome to reading. I hope you can read it and keep it.

1. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "

2. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

I was born in the south, grew up in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

7. I was going to wander the Jianghu, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

9. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

10. what do you belong to You belong to me.

1 1. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

12. The pain is endless. Then it was me!

13. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

14. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

15. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

16. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

17. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

18. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

19. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

20. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

2 1. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

22. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

23. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

24. Tell you the types of ducks, ducks, yellow ducks and flat-billed ducks. I miss you.

25. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.

26. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.

27. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.

28. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?

29. It's so annoying. As far as I know, there are three people who like you. who is it? Me, me, me.

30. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.

3 1. Are you a carbonated drink? Why do I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

I'm such a fool. I can do nothing but love you.

34. You should love sugar, otherwise why is it so sweet?

I think you look like my relative and my mother's daughter-in-law.

36. Give you a popular science about the kinds of berries, strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, and the berries you missed me.

37. There is a big temperature difference between day and night here, and I am super sweet.

38. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

39. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free

40. Do you know which god I like best? Your eyes ~

4 1. Just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!

42. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.

43. I want to ask you something. How can I touch your heart?

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.

You must have cheated. Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?

46. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. Can you take a look at it for me? Why isn't your phone number in it?

47. There is something on your face, my eyes.

48. I made a nucleic acid today, which is very sour and won't make you sad.

49. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?

50. I went to walk the dog. What kind of dog do you lick best?

5 1. Bao, I went for an infusion. The local love story is similar to a copy.

52. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.

53. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.

54. I want to take you to the amusement park. I have seen you in some park. You are my destiny takes a hand's love.

55. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.

56. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.

57. I went out. What door will keep us together forever?

58. I went to jiaozi, and I love you dearly.

59. My name is Sicong, but I'm of no use to you.

60. I was vaccinated today. I love you every second.

6 1. I went to read a book. What book I read loves you beyond words.

62. I'm going to paint. What paint? I love you like glue.

63. I went to take a shower. What bath should I take? I love you before it's too late.

64. Have you slept? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

65. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I have to risk my life.

66. I bought a uniform. What uniform do you want to subdue?

67. I bought shoes today. What shoes did you buy? You struck a chord with me.

68. I'm drinking coffee. Coffee says I don't love you?

69. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?

70. I watch TV to get your attention.

7 1. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.

72. I went for an infusion today. I missed your night.

I went to grow cotton. What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.

74. I went to play ball today. What kind of ball am I playing? I have a dream for you.

75. I went fishing today. What fish did I catch? I love you until I die.