How to chase a girl? I have her number. How should I chase her by texting?

As long as 100 SMS, you can catch up with beautiful women.

Old six in the dormitory bet me that he 10 yuan could catch up with Ban Hua. I certainly don't believe it.

But ... I was a gorgeous fiasco.

Lao Liu really caught up, and it really only took 10 yuan-he sent 100 messages to Ban Hua in three weeks, making Ban Hua his sixth wife. . . This "lover" also recorded his short message to commemorate his "one-dollar love war".

The first week:

1.**, I'm * *. I heard that you also graduated from No.6 Middle School. Do you know * *? (Son of a bitch closes the distance like this)

Haha, you really know him. I heard that he is now studying architecture at XX University, which is unexpected (starting to arouse memories of * * * and bring us closer).

Yes, at first we all thought he would learn Japanese, but we didn't expect it.

4. I built a high school group, all of whom are old classmates from No.6 Middle School. Please join us and have a chat when you are free.

5. Well, my Q number is * * * * (I actually got the QQ number of Ban Hua with this trick, awesome! )

6. All right, see you at Q later.

7. Did you eat in the evening?

8. Oh, it's fate. I also like the boiled fish in the second canteen best. It is delicious.

9. I didn't expect a girl to love spicy food so much. If there is a chance, let's have a game.

10. Well, I won't be poor with you. You eat well and eat more.

1 1. Haha, eat more. You are too thin. Although thin people are popular now, they can't be blown away by a gust of wind. Not safe! (glib = =)

12. Our class really belongs to you. Please leave some room for other girls to be confident, haha.

13. Going to bed early and staying up late are beautiful natural enemies.

14. Hehe, not bad. People call me a friend of women.

15. Good night ~

16. Our total income is 302, right? (Know perfectly well past ask)

17. Thanks a lot, it's nice to be a beautiful woman ~ ~ tears ~ (pretend to be cute = =)

18. See you later at 302.

19. Have a good class and don't always play psp, or you will fail in the exam!

20. Haha, I just came to see if you had a good class.

2 1. Come on, it's still very important to attend class carefully. Well, I am a good student ~

22. Go to dinner after class and grab boiled fish from the second division.

23. Food is the most important thing for people. I am a master of delicious food, and according to my observation, so are you.

24. Hehe, we won't eat together this time. I have an appointment with the old man for dinner. I'll treat you next time (smelly boy knows how to play hard to get).

I saw your kettle when I went to fetch water just now. I brought it back to you by the way and left it under your dormitory. Remember to get it (this guy is really a traitor, obviously following someone's ass, and he was immediately taken back to the dormitory when he saw someone put the kettle there, alas,

This was made by Lei Feng-)

26. Haha, why are you so polite? I am helping the weak girl.

27. Okay, okay, you are not weak. You are a hero among women. Am I not wrong?

28. The good man was cheated, and finally he had to admit his mistake. Where can he argue?

29. Haha, be careful when carrying the kettle upstairs. Don't burn it.

30. Well, I'm just a mother-in-law and uncle.

3 1. Uncle reminds Little Loli to pay attention to safety.

32. Wow, you really blocked me, but I am so young and attractive.

33. Little Loli, remember to go to bed early ~ good night.

The second week: Last week, the distance has been successfully narrowed, and this week, Lao Liu launched a more violent attack.

34. In the evening, several classmates in our class will go to sing together. Let's go together (start inviting Ban Hua in everyone's name).

35. Don't worry, everyone is not good at singing, just waiting for you to support the venue (small sample, quite flattering others)

Ok, we'll wait for you at the north gate of the school at 7: 30.

37. Why hasn't it arrived yet? What about makeup?

38. This is not a blind date. They are all classmates. Who hasn't seen them yet?

39. Besides, you are cute without makeup. How dare other girls wear makeup?

40. Haha, that's all I have. Hurry up, everyone is waiting for you.

4 1. It's really great tonight! I think red beans are so good for the first time.

42. Really, really, I feel that apart from Faye Wong, only your version can move people's hearts.

43. Oh, it's so easy for you to find out that I'm flattering ~

44. Just kidding, seriously.

45. I always think that people who sing well are people with rich hearts, so I am not wrong about you.

46. Hehe, I'm tired of playing at night. Let's go to bed early.

47. All right, good night.

48. uh-huh . . You found q orz on your mobile phone. I was wrong, class representative. ...

49. Don't worry, the mobile phone has monthly traffic on Tianyi, and I can't use it all. Don't worry, I am definitely not a prodigal son.

50. Mm-hmm, that must be, always be a good brother, father and son of the people.

5 1. Hey, hey, I won't tease you. I am invisible. Now I promise the party to listen carefully!

52. I said that we had dinner together several times. Picking up the sun is better than beating it. Let's do it tonight (Lao Liu is finally going to push! )

53. Well, what would you like to eat? You decide

54. Ladies first, it's up to you.

55. Well, let's cook the fish in Sichuan cuisine and see who can eat spicy food, haha.

56. I'll go upstairs and wait for you ~

57. I am super happy today, because it is rare to have a beautiful woman to accompany me to dinner, so I am in a particularly good mood.

58. That's necessary. I hope to have more opportunities to eat together in the future, preferably every day (boys begin to show their ambitions)

59. Well, go to sleep, good night ~

60. I saw you at Gate 20 just now. It's really beautiful today ~ (glib)

6 1. Let's go to the library for self-study in the evening. I have occupied my seat.

62. Men have to be tough ~ Hehe, just kidding, but I don't quite understand some topics. I want to discuss it with you.

63. Well, I have bought coffee. If I don't come soon, I will catch a cold.

Thank you for telling me so many questions tonight and exhausting so many brain cells. I will repay you well another day.

65. Haha, I can't repay you. I can only promise myself.

66. If I want it, I'm afraid no one wants it, hehe.

67. Hey, you are Ban Hua. Afraid of being beaten to death by other boys in the class.

68. uh-huh . . Well, I admit it, I admit it ... I like you very much from the first time I saw you. ...

It doesn't matter. I don't need you to accept me right away. It takes time to get to know someone. I have the confidence to wait.

70. Well, no problem. Go to bed early. Good night~

The third week: decisive battle!

7 1. Know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you, B: I miss you very much, C: I miss you very much, D: I can't live without you, E: All of the above.

Haha, no, I'm really serious, so please answer carefully.

73. You don't know how naughty your shadow is. It always shakes in front of my eyes, which makes me unable to have a moment's peace. From opening my hazy eyes in the morning to sleeping with your name on my pillow, your shadow has always been with me.

74. Well, I think I'm disgusting, too. I've never done this before. It may be that the people you meet are different and sweet, so the text message will be sweet.

75. Haha, it's nice to feel sweet. At least my mind is not wasted.

76. Well, if you have money, hold a money field; if you have no money, hold a personal field for me.

Humor is the least of all my advantages.

78. Gee, I've tried my best to hide it, but I still can't escape the eyes of people who know the goods, haha.

79. No way. I was born with a talkative mouth.

80. I didn't know you very well at first, otherwise I would have been poor with you.

8 1. Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

Hey! ... have you seen my heart? Really naughty. I must have run to your place again. If you notice it, please take care of it! Please.

83. Think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples are not too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

84. I have never missed a girl so much ... you are the first ... I hope you are the last.

85. Weather forecast: Sometimes I miss you from early morning to daytime, and then I miss you in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure area, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

86. Wait for you at the coffee shop outside the north gate at eight o'clock in the evening.

87. I always feel that my time with you is too short. I hope the clock will go slower and slower. ...

88. Today has passed again. I really want to see you early tomorrow. Good night

If you love me, please read this message. Since you read this message, I know you love me!

90. I'm not a gangster. You want to read that message yourself, haha.

9 1. My name is manly, so I am impressed by my manly taste.

92.= = No, men are not bad and beautiful women don't love them.

93. All right, all right, stop fooling around. I'll cook.

94.**, can I talk to you seriously?

95.**, remember how many times I told you "good night" before? Do you know the meaning of good night? That is "I love you, love you". Can I say "good night" to you every day if there is an opportunity?

Maybe we haven't known each other long enough, but we still have a long time to get to know each other.

I don't know how long it will take you to accept me. If I can choose, I hope it is now.

I don't know how long it will take you to get to know me. If I can choose, I hope it is a lifetime.

99. So I just want to have a serious talk with you.

100.**, be my girlfriend!

Ps: 100 leave a message to catch up with beautiful women. I saw it in Renren.com today. . I'm done. . I have to worship the master in this field. .