Who can give me some humorous New Year wishes for my girlfriend? The more moved, the more humorous!

Classic Chinese New Year greeting: I will send you a jiaozi for the New Year: Ping An leather bag filled with wishful stuffing, cooked with sincerity, happy for two bites, smooth for three bites, and a healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, aftertaste is a blessing! Happy spring festival!

Spring Festival SMS: When the new year comes, please abide by four principles: protect the god of wealth to the end, keep happiness to the end, embrace good luck to the end, and carry out love to the end! Please strictly abide by it!

I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, and happiness will remain in your heart forever! Happy new year!

People are still the same, things are still the same, another year; It is common to think about it or forget it; Good today, better tomorrow, heartfelt wishes; Love is also true, meaning is also cut, resident in the heart. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

The new year is coming, and the flowers are fragrant, with six fragrances in one sentence. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you a noble hand, three incense gives you a good job, four incense gives you no worries, five incense gives you a box full of money, and six incense gives you eternal well-being! Happy spring festival!

Spring Festival greetings: You are in great health, full of money, and full of happiness. Every day, you feel sunny and carefree like a baby. In short, you are the happiest in the New Year!

I twist it into wool with blessings and knit a red sweater for you: peace on the front and happiness on the back; Luck is on the shoulder, wishful thinking is on the sleeve; The collar is considerate and the pockets are full of happiness! Let my heart accompany you through the new year!

The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of meteor is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching. And I just want you to understand when you see the message: I sincerely wish you a happy life! Happy new year!

On new year's eve, cheers continued; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

Tie Wen Chun, Ding Hai Nianlian, candles for the New Year; Tonight's banquet, we held lanterns and handed them in, and the music was mixed together, which made our feelings stronger and our childlike innocence could withstand the cold winter; I wish the distance, sincerity and respect for the monarch, and harmony at home, Kang 'an and Fu Lin.

Give you five coppers: the first one represents the health of parents; The second represents a happy family; The prosperity of wealth in Theory of Three Represents; Fourth, it represents extensive and good karma; The fifth stands for country, country and people.

I click on the spring, looking for a quiet picture; I copied the smiling face and pasted it on the website of Spring Festival travel rush. I open my email, edit the most beautiful language, and send my best wishes: I hope you can delete your troubles, save every happy day and back up every happy year.

The wind is light and the rain is soft, the moon is full and people are round, the beautiful scenery is looking forward to every year, and a happy life follows every day! Winter goes and spring comes like smoke, and the fleeting time is gone forever. Life needs to be full of joy! Say "take care" and "peace" and wish you a happy new year!

Mountains can block the sky and the heights, but they can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can distance himself, but can't stop sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will get close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing!

Accumulate 365 days of thoughts, condense countless tenderness, repel infatuation in spring, summer, autumn and winter, gather the bright stars in the night sky, and wash out the pearl of the Millennium blue sea, just to send you the most essential blessing, Happy Spring Festival!

Weather forecast for the Spring Festival: At the beginning of the Lunar New Year, it will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow emerald trees, hang pearl frost and bear agate fruits! Happy Spring Festival, be careful!

Tea should be strong and fine; Wine is pleasant; Love must be true, no regrets; Friends should be intimate, love each other and help each other! Hey, this one with a mobile phone is very good! Happy new year!

Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is flying like a wild goose, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will be silently blessed. May happiness and peace accompany you all your life. Happy New Year!

From the first day to the fifteenth day, everyone dances in Qi Huan, and everyone celebrates the Spring Festival. Vientiane is renewed, and there is a way to make money. Happiness surrounds you. I wish you a smile and good luck! Happy new year!

The new year opens new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sadness condense into heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy new year!