Funny and humorous sentences about summer vacation

1. Taking children out to play during the summer vacation is so frustrating. 2. Go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, exercise more; do homework, practice calligraphy and painting, take time to learn other things; gain knowledge and learn Culture, more knowledge, more talents. I wish you: a good mood, everything goes well, peace and happiness, and happiness. 3. I wish you further progress in your studies and further happiness in your life! 4. Don’t talk to me about the start of school, it will hurt your feelings. 5. Summer vacation is here, long vacation, clever arrangements, clever plans: go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, exercise more; do homework, practice calligraphy and painting, take time to learn other things; gain knowledge, learn culture, gain more knowledge, and increase talents. I wish you: a good mood, everything goes well, peace and happiness, and happiness. 6. Give up loving you and continue to look for good people who can discover me. 7. School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb me from doing my homework, I will play with you. 8. When I was young and ignorant, I thought that relationships last a lifetime, but now I finally understand that some relationships really only last for a while. 9. Mr. Summer Vacation, I was wrong. Let’s not break up. Let’s start over. 10. Summer vacation is like a gorgeous rainbow, with seven colors of light, pure and shining, seven kinds of light and seven moods. 11. Various festivals have no other meaning to me except being able to take a vacation. 12. There is no fun in this summer vacation, only pleasure and heat! 13. Moldy shoes, moldy brooms, musty bedding and pillows, a musty dormitory is terrible. 14. Can I be disqualified from doing summer homework because I treat it negatively? 15. Among all my travels, Daocheng was the most desolate one. Sadly, it was the closest to life. 16. The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone during the two aunties. 17. A summer vacation has passed, and nothing has changed for me. The legs are actually thicker. 18. Staying in bed is the most basic respect for summer vacation. 19. A backpack, a few books, all your favorite songs, a one-way ticket, and a free and unrestrained heart. 20. On the road carrying a backpack, I met many people, listened to many stories, and saw the travel scenery. In this way, I slowly learned to grow up. 21. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school. 22. The boring summer vacation is just to kill time. 23. The summer vacation is finally over. There are no books, no test papers, and no teachers. I just have free time, my favorite snacks, good TV, and a super happy me. 24. We are so determined to travel just because we only live once. 25. Mr. Exam Paper, stop making trouble, I still have Mr. Summer Vacation. 26. People must go out for a walk more often. If you don’t go out for a walk, you won’t know how comfortable it is to stay at home. 27. Mature relationships require time to wait for its fruits, but we have always lacked patience. I said I would give you time, but I didn’t tell you that waiting also has a shelf life. 28. Auntie, I will lend you your daughter and I will return your two grandchildren next year. 29. The beautiful days are about to pass. Thinking about the happy time of more than a month, I really don’t want to go to school. 30. The baby told me, Mom, you haven’t taken me out to play for a long time! ! I originally planned to take her out to have fun today, so what are you waiting for? Let’s go out after changing clothes! 31. If you don’t have the eyes to discover beauty, traveling around the world will only make your feet tired, but your heart will not be happy at all. 32. What do you plan to bring to school when school starts? ??A brave heart and a body that can withstand abuse 33. I feel so scared. The summer vacation is already halfway over. 34. I used to think that school uniforms were a form of restraint, only to remember that I was the most carefree child. 35. When school starts, put lucky stars into wishing bottles and hang paper cranes on the wishing tree. , write a few blessings on the message. They carry the most sincere blessings. May you be happy forever! 36. Achievements are all in vain, summer vacation is the last word.

37. This winter vacation has exceeded the temperature of summer vacation, but it has not been as long as summer vacation. 38. When I look up, I feel confused, and when I look back, I am full of vicissitudes of life. I lower my head and scan the screen. When I open my eyes, I am still at the table. I can only stay at home and grow old. 39. Summer vacation is here, please: pick up the "dancing" **, relax the "nerves" in the internal organs, participate in "a variety of" activities, enjoy the "colorful" happiness, and feel the "colorful" happiness ! Happy holidays! 40. A complete summer = watermelon + air conditioner + Coke + full WIFI + no summer homework! 41. I wish you a good and peaceful life, a cool and good body, a quiet and good mind, a refreshing and good mood, and a clear and good look! Summer vacation is here, I hope you clear your mind and have a happy holiday! 42. I bought a kite for my daughter when I went to the night market yesterday. Taking advantage of the sunny weather today, I took her out for a run and exercise to make her look younger. 43. The meaning of travel is not to escape, not to have an affair, nor to show off, but to cleanse the soul. 44. Summer vacation is a treasure. Once you are in a good mood, you don’t have to read books every day, you don’t have to go out and carry your schoolbag, and you can sleep in. Occasionally, I get text messages to say hello. By the way, I would like to remind you that in the hot and sweaty summers, you should wash your pig's feet frequently. Happy summer vacation! 45. Please click when you have finished your summer homework, click when you have finished half of it, click when you have written a little bit, and click when you have not written anything. 46. ??Have a happy summer vacation, otherwise this wonderful vacation will be wasted. 47. Enjoy solitude. ． On the road carrying a backpack, I met many people, listened to many stories, and saw the travel scenery. In this way, I slowly learned to grow up. Read travel sentences and say mood phrases to have a happy weekend. 48. I find that I am becoming more and more like the kind of person I hate in terms of words and personality. 49. What makes you different from others is your real value. So when you go out, don’t always stare at the brand of other people’s bags and clothes. Things that can let you see the “price” at a glance usually have nothing to do with the “value”. A person’s true ability cannot be copied! 50. Why does the holiday go by so fast? ?Because there is no morning!