Requesting funny text messages! If it’s not funny, don’t bother! Thanks

God said: Everyone is a piece of cloth. Every time a heart is missing, there will be a hole in the cloth. I can’t wait to see what you look like, click! God took out a mosquito net...! Remember when you were a child and you competed with children to poop? One pooped in an L shape, one pooped in an S shape, but you pooped in an L shape. The equilateral triangle, those two admired it to death. When asked how you pulled it, you licked your hands and said: After pulling it, you made it...