Funny short copy that will make you laugh to death

1. Why

5

20 cannot be divided by

3? Because love has no room for mistresses

! Wrong. Because small

Three can’t be eliminated!

2. Others stay in bed because they are rich and can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so every meal I can save is a meal.

3. Now I don’t even want to set a password for my bank card. I feel tired just thinking about using

six digits to protect a two-digit deposit.

4. Posturing is a symbol of strong vitality. Vanity is a sign of youth!

5. I am never nervous when taking exams, and I am very excited when waiting for the results, just like picking a lottery ticket by machine and waiting for the draw.

6. One year old is the day you came out of your father’s body. One year old is the day you came out of your mother’s body!

7. After working hard, I realized that there are many things that will still be in vain no matter how hard I persist.

8. Many things are like news broadcasts. You cannot escape by changing the channel. You must face them bravely.

9. My current situation: Too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a couple, too hungry to know what to eat, too sleepy to sleep.

10. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

11. Although you already own the flowers, as a senior gardener, what I am best at is transplanting flowers and trees.

12. Love is sometimes like the feeling of being drunk. The mind is obviously sober, but the behavior is out of control.

13. If you are unlucky, no matter where you sit while eating hot pot, the smoke will blow in your face.

14. One sentence proves that you are lonely. God replied: This sentence has

six

nineteen pictures in one sentence!

15. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast. When I put on clothes, I am a beast!

16. Every summer I think: Winter is coming soon. I would rather freeze to death than heat to death! But in winter: come summer, I would rather die of heat than freeze to death!

Seventeen. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late and have dark circles under your eyes and bad skin.

18. If I have one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to the classroom and listen to the class carefully, because in the classroom, I will feel that my days are like years.

Nineteen. I suddenly discovered today that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation. But I am neither of them. Until now, I have no shame in falling in love, and died from looks.

Two

10. The highest state of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, chewing snacks, and watching TV.

Twenty-one. Just now, my partner suddenly sent me a text message saying that we should break up. Before I had time to feel sad, he sent another message: Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. It scared me to death, I thought we were really going to break up.

22. My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if someone offends me, I will get angry!