Jokes that make a girl laugh and tease her

Jokes to make a girl laugh and tease her

Jokes to make a girl laugh and tease her. To tease a girl with high emotional intelligence is to understand the art of language, and rely on humor in chat You can make a girl laugh with just a few words, which makes many stupid boys envious. Here are some jokes that can make a girl laugh and tease her. Jokes to make a girl laugh and tease her 1

1. When the outside world makes me tired, I always want to fly to your side!

2. Go and look in the mirror Go ahead and see how beautiful my girlfriend is.

3. However, the red fate has turned into dust, and there is no old friend in the world.

4. Put your hand on your heart and you will experience my infinite love.

5. Every night with you, I will no longer be too lonely and deserted.

6. Never leave and stay together for life.

7. Go to sleep, I will take the last high-speed train to come to you in your dream.

8. I love you forever, and no one can replace you.

9. No matter what the ending is, my world will never allow you to disappear.

10. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you... just be your girlfriend.

11. Tomorrow is a surprise.

12. I love you, and I will love you forever!

13. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it?

14. I want to commit myself to marry him and live in peace for the rest of my life.

15. Be single-minded for a lifetime.

16. Naughty love words, just for you.

17. I only like to lose my temper with you, because I believe you will not leave me.

18. There is no weakness except you.

19. I am so good, and only you can be worthy of me.

20. I am at peace with you, let our love be warm and bright.

21. When I stopped at the red light, I missed you and was in a trance.

22. I am waiting for your heart with my infatuation.

23. Since my choice is you, I decide to stay with you for the rest of my life.

24. I love you so much and am willing to accompany you till the end of your life!

25. I like you very much, like the wind that has traveled eight hundred thousand miles without asking about the date of return.

26. Because you love the wrong person, you will be lonely all your life.

27. I still like you very much, like a shadow that cannot be separated from me, like this for the rest of my life.

28. I want to work hard for our future, and I don’t want you to suffer.

29. If you are hungry and don’t know what to eat, then eat some love.

30. You have to believe that I will slowly approach you and hold you tightly. You have to wait for me.

31. A sudden encounter, an unexpected joy.

32. You are a peach blossom that cannot be broken from a high place, and a handsome white horse that cannot be climbed.

33. I am not a gentle person, but I am willing to do all gentle things for you.

34. I want to walk side by side with you and grow old together.

35. I have true love for you.

36. If I had boarded that train, would the ending have been different?

37. Love has something to rely on, and I will never forget you. You are always in my heart.

38. I told you to wait, I will definitely come.

39. Even if you don’t love me, I will always protect you.

40. My whole life is not wasted as long as I am with you.

41. Night is the night of the world, and peace is peace with you.

42. I love you but I dare not say more, I can only hesitate.

43. I want to have sex with you the first time I see you. Gentlemen call this love at first sight.

44. When you and I met in a hurry that year, you said that I would be your lifelong happiness.

45. You are like a coffee companion, sweet and fragrant.

46. From south to north all my life, just thinking about you.

47. In this life, you and I are together.

48. If you don’t come, it will snow.

49. I like you, just like a squirrel gathering pine nuts in its cheeks.

50. If deep love cannot be reciprocal, I am the one who wants to love more.

51. Sometimes, the best comfort is silent companionship.

52. I am looking forward to it and recalling it slowly. Those bits and pieces of so-called memories. Jokes to make a girl laugh and tease her 2

1.

Man: You gave me a disease.

Female: What is the disease?

Male: It made me fall in love with you!

2.

Male: I want Stay with me for a while.

Female: What should I do with you?

Male: Look at the first four words.

3.

Man: I want to go somewhere.

Female: Where do you want to go?

Male: I want to go to your heart, is it allowed?

4.

Man: I'm sick.

Female: Weren’t you okay when you called me just now? Why are you sick?

Male: As soon as I see you, I lose my ability to resist.

5.

Man: Is something burnt?

Woman: No, I didn’t smell it. It smells like burning.

Male: My heart is burning passionately for you.

6.

Girl: You can’t even flirt with me.

Male: Do you need to be responsible after flirting?

7.

Female: I had a great time today. I ate three ice creams.

Man: Isn’t the feeling of falling in love with me not as good as eating ice cream? Jokes to make a girl laugh and tease her 3

1. A nurse inserts a diaphragm into a man in the hospital On the bottle. More than an hour passed, the suspension bottle was finished, and the nurse came over and replaced it with another bottle. The man asked: Didn’t the nurse only open one bottle? The nurse pointed to the empty cap of the bottle filled with salt water and said: This bottle has won the prize, let’s get another bottle!

2. After the doctor dated the beautiful woman, he gave it to the beautiful woman. I passed a flower shop on my way home. The beauty picked up a bouquet of red roses and asked the doctor with a charming face: "Does it look good?" The doctor answered honestly: "It looks good." The beauty asked again: "Does it really look good?" The doctor nodded affirmatively, but still did not take any action. The beauty finally couldn't help but remind him: "I think it's pretty good-looking too, and I like it very much." The doctor said sincerely: "If you like it, just watch it for a while."

3. What a man gives to a woman The highest praise is not for wisdom, intelligence, or housekeeping, but for being a fairy.

4. Once when I entered the school gate, I was stopped by security and asked three ultimate philosophical questions: "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" "Where are you going?" ”

5. I heard that an American international student at Shanghai Jiao Tong University failed English!!! International student!!! America!!! English!!! Failed!!! Jiaotong University V5....

6. The program list of the "July 1st" party for Changsha municipal units. The funeral parlor appears and they will perform a solo "Waiting for You"

7. Yao Di's mobile phone in "The Age of Naked Marriage" It’s an iPhone 3, and Wen Zhang’s is an iPhone 4. The combined price of the two phones is nearly 10,000 yuan. Yao Di and Wen Zhang also each own an Apple laptop that costs about 10,000 yuan. Almost every Yao Di bag is LV, and the price is more than 10,000 yuan. The long down jacket worn by Yao Di is priced at more than 10,000 yuan... Imagine that people call it a naked wedding, which is nothing...

8. On a business trip, an aunt came as soon as I left the station. : "Young man, are you staying in a hotel?" I said, "No need." The aunt immediately changed to an ambiguous tone: "There is a little girl, she is very beautiful." I sweated and said, "I don't want a little girl." The aunt immediately changed her words: "Old girls, old girls also have them, they're cheaper." Zaihan said, "I don't want a girl." The aunt was silent for a moment, then whispered: "Well, young men also have them!"

9. Good brother wants to After breaking up with my girlfriend, she insisted on dragging me along to embolden her. After the three of them met, he said that he was gay and that the person he liked the most was actually me.

Damn it! I was so embarrassed and wanted to cry next to me, but the woman said I wish you happiness. It was raining in the sky, and we were walking silently with an umbrella. Suddenly, the brother raised his head slightly and said affectionately: "You think it's all fake?" Fuck you!!!

10 , a female colleague in the company went out to eat at noon and left her mobile phone at work. Then her husband kept talking on the phone, and a friend next to her was taking a nap after dinner and was annoyed by the ringing phone. After the phone rang for the Nth time, my friend picked up the phone angrily and yelled, "We are sleeping and you are always on the phone. Are you annoying us?" and then hung up. The phone stopped ringing, and an hour later, her husband appeared at the door of the company nonchalantly.

11. Last night, I helped a beautiful woman install a wireless router. It was already 12 o'clock when I was done. When I left, she actually told me that it was not good to ride a bicycle at night because it was unsafe. It’s really ridiculous. My driving skills are so good, how could it be unsafe!? I’ll be home in 20 minutes! Haha, I applied it to myself in a miserable way, and then I said to my sister: If you say that to me today, I will stay at your house. La!

12. I was playing LOL at an Internet cafe last night, and a girl next to me had been watching Korean dramas. Until about 11 o'clock, the girl suddenly asked me if I wanted to go to her house to play games. The most fun game in the world, the game that all men dream of, I rejected it hehehe, are you kidding me, isn’t the most fun game in the world LOL!

13. A beautiful woman last night When they called me and told me that the computer was broken and they needed to reinstall the system, I sneered in my heart: Humph~ A problem that obviously only needs to be solved by restarting requires me to go there myself. I quickly called my friend and asked him to come over. After making the call, I played a game of LOL. Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise I would not be able to catch up in the rankings! Okay, this is another LOL. In fact, there are quite a few girls playing this game. If you meet her, go to her house and teach her!

14. In the middle of the night, the goddess called and said that the heater in her house was broken and she was cold alone. She asked me to come over. I was anxious at that time, thinking that if the heater was broken, wouldn't there be a maintenance man? I called the best man over two phone calls, and I continued to sleep.

15. That year, I installed a computer system for a beautiful colleague. It was almost past 11 o'clock. When she finished pouring me a cup of coffee, she accidentally poured the coffee on me. He said, if it’s cold, take a hot bath quickly and go to her bed to warm yourself up so that you don’t catch a cold. Damn it, isn’t this nonsense? With my body, I can take cold showers on snowy days and have no pain all year round. I immediately rejected her and walked home in the cold wind.

16. My brother went out for a walk with his goddess last time. He may have walked too much at night. He said that his neck hurt and he wanted to find a place to lean on. Damn it, I became anxious as soon as I heard that. I have picked up countless girls, how could I let the goddess suffer, I immediately sent her to the best hospital, or took a taxi!!

17. There is a buddy. My female boss drank too much at the company reception and asked me to take her home. When we arrived at her house, she said she wanted me to talk to her. Damn, I have to go to work tomorrow. Do you want me to deduct my money for being late? Thinking of this, my brother decisively rejected her!!

18. About last summer, a girl who was a netizen I had been chatting with for a long time told me that he had been bitten by a poisonous mosquito on his chest. I checked online and said it might be... It became more and more serious and caused ulcers. She asked me to help her suck out the poison. . I got angry when I heard it. Is MD a human? If I suck out the poison, she will be fine. What should I do if I get poisoned? Damn it!

19. I remember that I was in high school at that time. There were several men in the hotel, and there was a woman who climbed over the wall and stayed up all night to surf the Internet. At midnight, the woman told me that there was nothing interesting to do and she wanted to go to bed. I asked where to sleep, and she said she could go to a hotel. When she saw that I didn’t respond, she said: It’s not expensive, just a few dozen yuan for a night’s sleep. Fuck it, I got angry when I heard it. Damn, isn’t this a scam? A few dozen yuan can drive you all night long.

20. Today’s girls are really good at pretending. I had a KTV party with some colleagues last night. When I finally left, the goddess said she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you are so fucking drunk. Juice can make you drunk?! Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise it would have delayed my playing games again tonight.