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A letter from a resigned employee to his boss is very funny.

Zhao Zong, let me tell you something: You are the most faithless person I have ever met. 20 10 worked hard since I joined the company in February, and I was stationed in Suzhou with Yang * for a long time, which enabled Suzhou Furniture Museum to open smoothly on September 28th. My work was greatly recognized in Xilaile, and you also mentioned it in the company meeting. But you promised in the labor contract that my monthly salary 1000 yuan and project bonus of 50,000 yuan will be withheld, but it has not been paid yet. Not only that, you will also cancel the 23 1 hour overtime you have signed for approval. You are the most insatiable person I have ever met. In the past, the salary and bonus of the museum were not paid in arrears, forcing me to change jobs. I pushed my luck after changing jobs and deducted 70% of my performance salary in February. The company will be informed in writing of the fine 10 yuan for not writing the log, and this 1680 yuan has been deducted without reason. If this 1680 yuan can help you fill that missing front tooth and save you from the stigma of "shameless", I am also deeply gratified. You are the best person I have ever met. It's really appropriate for customers to call you "Brother Zhao Benshan". You keep saying that going public, "the backbone gets rich and the employees feel safe." Don't say old, that is, how many employees have not been deducted by you in disguise? What you say is truer than anyone else, and what you do is more thorough than anyone else. "Talk big and make small money" refers to people like you, right? You are the smartest person I have ever met. All resources can be used, all tricks can be used, and all mistakes can be shirked. Admire! It's hard to emulate. As the old saying goes, if you are smart, use seven points and give the remaining three points to your children and grandchildren. If you are smart, you will use it all, and your children and grandchildren will be inferior to others. Accumulated virtue is as important as cleverness, otherwise, it is not only the best but also the worst. You are the most brazen person I have ever met. I called you and Wei * * for leave according to the company's "regulations", but you didn't answer for three times in a row. I came to the company with a fake note from the hospital, but you said: I didn't get a call and asked why I didn't call more and said I was in the basement. I said I sent a text message, too. I have a record. You said you didn't even read the text message. The phone is connected. If you don't answer, will you answer if I call again? You don't read text messages, that's your own business. I regard you as a leader, follow the process according to the system and respect you as a person. It's not my fault that you don't continue. Luckily, you are in the basement. If you are in hell, no one will chase you. Besides, I know you are timid, afraid of flying, afraid of checking the legitimacy of magazines, and afraid of being a naughty bitch blocking the door and cursing the street. Really played too much. Dare you answer? Xiao Wei said that if I don't go to work, I don't care about her life. What does her life have to do with me? The company doesn't even approve sick leave, when will it care about the lives of employees! Zhao Zong, I reason with you, and you tell me about the system; I will tell you about the system, and you will tell me about the process; I'll tell you the process, and you play hooligans with me. I really can't and I'm too lazy to talk to you anymore. I'm all ears, so I can have a rest.