Spoofing and cheating short messages

1. Thank you for accompanying me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. I just want to tell you: "since I met you, nothing good has happened!" You are a loser!

2, the stars in the sky are flowing, the rabbit is cooking, the dog has nothing to do, and he keeps watching with his mobile phone: one front paw is still pressing. Press. Press. Press it when I tell you, what a lovely little fool.

3. Press 0 1 when you are lonely, 23 when you want to be happy, 45 when you miss me, 67 when you want to hug, and 89 when you want to kiss. If you press and push all the buttons, you can hear my voice!

4. A young man who received a physical examination for military service said to the inspector: I have deep myopia, so I'm afraid I'm not suitable for being a soldier. Inspector: Don't worry, we'll send you to the front line so that you can see more clearly.

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it!

6. If your phone rings, don't answer it, which means I'm thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you! When the seventh sound rings ... I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

7. In my eyes, you always look carefree, always eat with relish and always sleep soundly. I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.

8. When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.

9, Monday, discharge. Tuesday, hand in hand. Wednesday, "First Kiss". Thursday, in love. Friday, beautiful lies. Saturday, romantic "kiss goodbye". Sunday, rotation.

10, because of you, the world becomes dark. Because of you, I can only look around, oh, damn fly, you are reading the message.

1 1. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine!

12, it is raining. Many patients in mental hospitals bathe in the rain with towels and soap. There is only one person watching alone on the windowsill. The doctor asked curiously, What are you doing? Patient: I'll wait until the water is hot!

13. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The cock and hen looked at the chicken, but the silly chicken didn't pay attention and secretly looked at the mobile phone.

14, sunny, not as comfortable as friends; The sky is beautiful, not comparable to the embellishment of friendship; The stars are beautiful, not as precious as greetings.

15, I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, even if I don't smash you, it's in vain.

16, someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest and look detached. It's really cute. I don't know how you competed with rabbits in those days.

17, looking for someone in the supermarket: holding a heavy object, hiding his face and crying. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, but that fellow lined up in the supermarket.

18, I wish you such a beautiful life, sleep after eating, spend money like water, and be intoxicated forever, ok? Fatten you, let you have a clear conscience in the slaughterhouse!

19 when I turned to leave, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you and shouted, I'm not selling this pig!

20. People's youth is limited, but love is indeed infinite. I want to devote my limited youth to infinite love.

2 1, if it is a flower, it should bloom more brightly and make spring jealous; If it is grass, it should thrive and be envied by green trees; If you are cute, you should eat fatter, which will make you taste better.

22, miss you, every night for you, I will accumulate a meteor, and finally gather into this meteor shower ... I don't believe it can't kill you!

23, others laugh at me too 2, I laugh at others to see * * *. I will be at 2 am: keep smiling and look at beautiful women; At noon, I will be at 2 o'clock: combine work and rest to relax; I will be at 2 pm: relax and never stay up late. 2- 1-2, life will be better.

24. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love and invites me to dinner; There is true love in the world, please don't come to dinner.

25. When I was a child, I saw a donkey on the side of the road. At that time, its little brother was in the longest state, so I took a handful of fine sand and carried it on it. Many of them persisted. As a result, his little brother couldn't go back, and he was anxious.

26. Congratulations on your admission to the rogue class of the Department of Barbarism at Niujing University. Please bring your rotten pots and bowls and incurable diseases to report to the American excrement museum on the Titanic.

27. Beggars beg along the street with monkeys. He made the monkey laugh and laugh, let the monkey cry and cry, let the monkey bow and let the monkey read the message.

28. You don't know how important you are in my heart. Others are a pile of shit to me, but you are different. You are two piles of shit.

29. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

30. I don't care if my hair is long, my clothes are dirty and I don't wash them, my beard is messy, and my image is gender-neutral. I go to bed at noon and never want to raise my hand. Who is it? It is you!

3 1. Have you heard of it? It took 500 times to look back in my last life before I let this life pass by. Friends like us didn't do anything in our last life, just turned around!

32. I heard that your mouse moved and the fly was sent to the hospital. Just now I met your cockroach in the supermarket to buy a freshener, and the bug bought incense! Dude, wash your feet!

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

34. In spring, the flowers are overflowing; In summer, there is enthusiasm when the sun is shining; In autumn, the harvest is no longer depressed; If I give you more grass in winter, you won't be cold. Ha ha! I wish you happiness!

35. You shit on your head and have a sword in your hand. You think you are the sword of Oriental Xia. Actually, you cheated on me in the street. You just saw the gangster take out your sword. Who wants to open his crotch? Still looking at your cell phone? Never seen the world!

36. Maitreya said: open your mouth and laugh, laugh at the past and laugh at the present, and laugh at everything; With a big belly, there is room for heaven and earth, but no room for earth. A big belly can hold things that are hard to hold in the world. Why are we not pregnant?

Treat your lover as warm as spring, the opposite sex as hot as summer, and your rival as cruel as winter.

I miss you, flowers in spring, sunshine in summer, fruits in autumn and snowflakes in winter. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall-see? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

40. Work is boring, making money is a difficult ideal, but it is ambitious. When we have money to drink soybean milk and eat fried dough sticks, we want to dip in sugar, buy two bowls of soybean milk, drink one bowl and pour one!

4 1. My friend thought a lot last night. Only you are the coolest. I looked for you in my dream and suddenly turned around, but you were still tied to the depths of someone else's donkey shed, cruel! Cruel! Calm down after reading the information!

42. The mouse met the cat. Mouse: Should I walk away quietly? Cat: Don't you know I'm waiting for you? Mouse sighs: Why do I always get hurt? Cat laughs: Because I am the one who cares about you!

43. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; Only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn; Only those who dare to face you can see your face before makeup: you are a relative of Bajie!

44. Honey, I'm sorry. Since we kissed romantically last night, you licked half of the bean sprouts in my mouth. I remember to brush my teeth after dinner!

45. I have always been by your side, and I have been worried about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you will jump out of the pigsty.

Looking at the warm sunshine and gentle breeze outside, I can't help thinking of you again. You are so special and striking. Go out streaking again!

47. Miss you, miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you! Pour a cup of boiling water and burn you to death!

48. I really miss you and love you these two days. I want to dream about eating at night during the day and even going to the toilet, but I can't remember who you are.

49. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you pretend to be lovers to rob. During our successful robbery and absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested. You would rather die than surrender and go to jail, leaving me alone and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

50. What should I do if I am hungry today? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside for a walk; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Find bin laden to practice; What should I do if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

5 1, the most romantic thing I can think of is to rob you as a couple. During our successful robbery and absconding with money, you were unfortunately arrested. You would rather die than confess and go to jail, leaving me sad and spending money like water for the rest of my life.

52. As eternal as a gust of wind, as real as a dream. I can't calm down when you lower your head and think nothing. I can't help saying to you: you, you fart first!

53. Notice: There will be a leader's inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

54. The oriole sang in Liu Cui and saw a weasel foraging. Angry way: you are a thief who steals chickens and dogs all day, bringing shame on Lao Huang's family! The voice did not fall, and the oriole was killed. The weasel sighed. Now you don't know how to eliminate pornography!

55. At three o'clock in the middle of the night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered you! The next day, the police arrested him and accused him of killing pigs without permission.

56. If you want, I will give you my heart; Of course I won't give it to you if you want it; You can't ask me not to give you; You said not to let me give it to you! Everyone must be reasonable. I don't care who cares about you. I love you.

57. Brick, also known as baner brick, is one of the most distinctive cultural heritages in old Beijing. It has many characteristics, such as strong lethality, convenient carrying and high concealment, and it is not a weapon, so it is most suitable for you to use!

58. I sent a message to the caterpillar, and she read it, did it, and turned into a butterfly and flew away; You want it too. I'll send it to you as it is, but how can you become a fly and fly not far away?

59. Laugh it off, I love you deeply, alone, my heart beats faster. I am lucky to be three students. Thank you for being in my life every day. Four generations under one roof is our future goal. Dear, I want to shout out: I love you!

60. Don't open a gold shop to commit adultery and violate the law and discipline into the classroom; It's sad not to open a pharmacy or a shop and become a loser. I'm not talking about you. The man is looking at his mobile phone.

6 1, close your eyes and open your eyes, and the day has passed. Think about it, and it will be finished soon. As soon as the heart cools and warms, the resentment will pass. The relaxed and happy club invites you to participate in the "Happy Ren Woxing" tomorrow. Please get ready!

62, you have more, there are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove how great human beings are. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

63, lazy, sunny, a ray of morning light shines on your face. I am kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you today. I am in a good mood, and your smiling face is something I should cherish. Miss you.

64. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

65. Orc MM cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? Orc MM said: I feel ugly. Mother comforted her: child, don't cry, the MM who read this news is uglier than you!

I saw you in the supermarket the other day! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Looking from the face, the screen shows 5 yuan, pig head!

67, smoking countless, drinking straight spit. Drive into a tree and walk slowly on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.

68. No matter how much love you have, you can start over. Supreme treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of home improvement cookies to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi!

69. The imperial edict is to carry goods in the sky. The emperor said: Autumn is coming, and it is crisp. I specially sent a short message, wishing Ai Qing good health, all my troubles vanished in the days when osmanthus fragrance was fragrant, and I was happy every day! Qin this!

70. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

7 1, I see you: a slave, with drooping hands, bright triangular eyes, four eyes staring, ugly facial features, six gods wearing yin, eight or two small heads and nine yellow beards, very unlike people.

72. You know who I am, but I don't know that you are a big idiot. In order not to let people know that you are a fool, now smile at the mobile phone.

73. You are so handsome, you are so handsome, you are so handsome! You have a cabbage on your head and a kelp around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation failed god.

74. The form of this year's Magpie Club is somewhat different. QQ video conference, come on, Weibo. Double the scientific content, don't be silly. Couples bring their own mobile phones, and text messages are delicious. The leftover men and women are paired, and the others go to bed early.

75, melon face, red crisp hands, waist, cherry mouth, almond eyes and eyebrows, skin as white as lotus root ... Are you a legendary vegetable?

76, swimming in summer, sun exposure, hair is easy to be damaged, secretly tell you a hair care secret: after the hair is wet, apply it evenly with egg white, and then rinse it with hot water, wow! You will have delicious egg flowers!

77. I looked east, west, south, north and up and down. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find my heart. Suddenly I understood that you stole it.

78.look at you. You didn't seize the opportunity to get rich. I didn't buy a house when the property market was on fire, and I didn't speculate when the stock market rose. Now I'm too old to sell meat!