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She asked me to tell her jokes. What should I say?
It was yesterday that I last saw a beautiful girl like you.
2. Is your blood type square? If it weren't for you looking straight.
The heart is such a strange thing that it can contain so much love! I put you in the deepest part of my heart, only to find that my heart is a very fragile little thing: there is no room for deception, no room for separation, no room for you to leave!
I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!
Before meeting you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please allow me to start from this Valentine's Day and let this feeling accompany me all my life!
6. If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.
Although you are not good-looking, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.
What people hate most is not that he pulled up a tree, but that he didn't bury a hole under it.
9. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die and I will love you back.
10, girlfriends always want to lose weight, and every time they lose weight, much cry and little rain.
Just about to lose weight this time, my boyfriend said in a low voice, honey, we don't lose weight, so it's very embarrassing to take you out.
His girlfriend asked him, why?
Her boyfriend said: I can see that the standard of living is good.
1 1, "Why hasn't my order come yet?"
"What is it?"
"Our future."
12, "The world is too chaotic now."
"Come, hide in my heart."
13, my god, baby, you grew up eating CDs.
14, your dimple seems to have something to say. Will you tell me quietly?
15, "You look a little strange today"
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