Funny weekend greetings

Funny weekend greeting

Funny weekend greeting? Weekend is a happy day. In daily life, many people will share some sentences in the circle of friends, and some greetings are very funny. Let's share some funny weekend greetings. Let's take a look. Funny weekend greetings 1

1. When the weekend comes, I wanted to invite you to dinner, but my pockets are empty. I want to invite you to climb the mountain again, and it is difficult to achieve low back pain and foot pain. Well, it's most practical to send you a blessing and be happy. Happy weekend!

2. Constant pressure = not bad at work! Go shopping often = have money to spend! Often feted = still worth it! Often dating = young! Often receive information = someone cares! Wish you a happy and smooth weekend!

3. Happiness+new slogan: work happily and enrich yourself; Laugh on weekends, relax and enjoy life. After a week of laughter and laughter, there is nothing to worry about. It's the weekend, have fun together!

4. I wish you a happy weekend: go out and meet a noble person, visit an old friend, fall in love with a lover, have a heart-to-heart talk with friends, and meet a "moldy" person at cards. I wish you the luckiest "cow" person.

5. When the weekend comes, happiness comes; Work stoppage, worry about being laid off; The pressure dissipates and the melancholy goes far; Happy mood, happy smile; Relax physically and mentally, carefree; Wish you happy and have a nice weekend!

6. This short message has five purposes: first, to continue to curry favor with others; second, to see if you have lost your mobile phone; third, to remind you of my existence; fourth, to show that I care about you; fifth, to hear that you are treating me at the weekend, I will definitely be there!

7. There is a kind of relationship called ocean deep, a kind of worry that is hard to let go, a kind of season that is full of flowers in spring, and a kind of blessing that comes with short messages: Have a nice weekend, dear friends, and always smile!

8. I miss you with the stars, and the autumn wind sends me warm wishes. My deep thoughts have been brewing for a long time, and I quietly send them to you, my dearest friend. Have a nice weekend and have fun.

9. Busy work only takes away time, and my concern for you will always remain in my heart. You and I know each other as the fate of this life. Greetings and wishes are heard. Meeting on weekends is sweeter than honey, and happiness is always accompanied.

1. Don't be too tired in life, eat, drink and sleep; Look at the beautiful scenery in the world and enjoy being intoxicated; Forget your troubles and sorrows, and enjoy your happiness. When the weekend comes, I wish you a date with happiness and join forces with happiness!

11. It's another weekend to send my blessing. Are you convinced? Today, I am happy and happy, and when I find my wallet, I am lucky. When I meet a beautiful woman, I don't have to work to enjoy my happiness. It is a blessing to return my blessing, otherwise everything is a virtual blessing.

12. When the weekend comes, the bad mood will stay away. Happiness is busy at this time, and troubles will stop today. Trouble is afraid to get close to you, and sadness is not in the service area. Happiness calls to harass you. I wish you a sweet weekend!

13. The weekend is coming again. Best wishes. Happy instructions. Listen carefully. Sorrow and worry, throw it away; Happy and sweet, around; Take care of yourself and be well; Friends care and cherish; Frustrate difficulties and forget; Have a safe life, remember.

14. When the weekend comes, my heart is full of joy, so I don't want to work under pressure. Get rid of the entanglement of troubles, sign a happy order, find a leisure harbor, be a happy spy, and don't let my depression rebound again. I wish you a happy weekend and keep smiling!

15. When the weekend comes, I can't help but get my blessing: when I get up, my pillow is full of money, my brushing tools are all turned into gold, Jackie Chan asks you to be the leading role, and you are invited to conduct the song. What good thing is there? Naturally, the president of the country will meet you!

16. Dude, don't forget me when you get paid. Don't forget me when you are in a Mercedes-Benz. When you read comrades, you should forget me more! One more thing to add, remember me at the weekend!

17. How do you spend the weekend? Watermelon skin on the top of your head, a big mat on your feet, ice cream in your left hand, cold tea in your right hand, an electric fan hanging around your waist, nothing to whistle, boring to sleep in the refrigerator, how to cool down, this is how you should spend the weekend!

18. When the weekend comes, I wish you sweet love and hold hands. Good things are constantly happening, and they are lucky; Go shopping and spend a little money; Visit relatives and friends and show a little face; Live a carefree life and drink a little wine; I wish you a happy weekend and squint.

19. On weekends, have porridge and steamed buns. I wish you a bowl of happy porridge and a piece of carefree steamed buns. Weekend weekend, lift the broom and wipe it frequently, I hope you can sweep away your troubles and erase your fatigue; Weekend weekend, rowing boats and waving ink, I wish you a happy life on the shore.

2. Weekend wishes are freshly baked! Set the aura of the Big Dipper, get the prosperity of the five elements and seven obsidians, with deep feelings, green and low carbon, quality certification, and the "Happy Weekend" factor, which will bring you always relaxed and engraved good luck!

21. Weekend wishes: All ladies are beautiful and lucky; All men, who look better than Pan An, have good luck; Receiving the forwarder, the wish is realized, and good things happen again and again; If you don't turn, you will be punished for the weekend, and you will tremble with joy!

22. Weekend greetings are sent. May you be beaming with joy: go out and meet noble people, visit old friends, fall in love and meet lovers, have heart-to-heart talks with friends, meet "moldy" people at cards, and wish you the happiest and luckiest "cow" person!

23. The weekend is coming again. I always feel that the blessing sentence should be somewhat innovative. It has been brewing for a long time, and I have conceived a lot, deliberated a lot, and finally found out that the simplest sentence is the best: Happy weekend to you.

24. I invite you to the seaside at the weekend, invite starfish to dance happily, watch the jellyfish swimming leisurely, and pay attention to the lovely dolphins. Don't be afraid of their occasional coldness. Your safety is protected by me all the time, and my happiness comes from your reply!

25. Find some leisure on weekends to make your mind calm and natural; Accumulate some spare money to make life dull and tasteful; Take time off from work to make your body relaxed and happy; Have some leisure and let the days be long and white; Chat a little "gossip" and let warm wishes accompany you.

26. This is the perfect weekend: I have the conditions to stay in bed, have fun cooking, have the mood to read books, have time to travel, have the physical strength to go shopping, have the ability to sing K, stay up late, have friends to bless me, and have people who read short messages to treat me. Have a nice weekend!

27. Plant a happy tree at the weekend, go back for a leisurely walk, embark on a free road and break into the fog of good luck. Get rid of fatigue and be happy. Flowers bloom for thousands of Baidu, and you are at ease. Everything is not hard, and success comes to help. I wish you countless happiness.

28. There are only a lot of thoughts, and the brain is burning; Words permeate feelings, including punctuation marks; Lock the greeting target and make you smile; Dance with happiness and jump with good luck; Don't forget me when you contact me. Have a nice weekend!

29. When the weekend comes, you might as well clap your hands for happiness and shake off your worries and sorrows. Practice happiness-confusing boxing, leaving a sweet and smiling face; Kick a set of carefree whirlwind legs to kick away bad luck and bad luck; I wish you a happy weekend with the cutest smile!

3. When the weekend came, I talked to Boss Happiness, and I gave you happiness as my younger brother, wealth as your sidekick, wishful thinking as your best friend, peace as your best friend, health as your wife, and good luck as your mistress. Happy weekend! Funny weekend greetings 2

1. Magpies chirp on weekends, which brings you good luck! Toad jumps and jumps out of life! The duck shakes and shakes, making you happy every day! My short message goes around and around, and warm wishes will be sent!

second, work and study are too tiring, usually physically and mentally exhausted; Life is busy and tasteless, and weekend holidays are precious; Leisure should first make up for sleep, and then go shopping in line; Easy life is precious, don't drag your relatives and friends down. I wish you a happy weekend and everything goes well!

3. Stewed pork hands with sauerkraut vermicelli, and a happy life is twisted; Pancake fritters sweet soybean milk, youthful vitality is the Yangtze River; Happy and smiling, good luck and good luck; It's another weekend blessing. I wish my friend Pepsi-Cola a happy day!

Fourth, Monday is tense, Tuesday is accelerated, Wednesday is hard, Thursday is a sprint, Friday is an achievement, Saturday is relaxing, the weekend is pleasant, there is a degree of relaxation, and your manners!

5. Friendship is like an old jar of wine. The longer it is sealed, the more mellow it becomes. A short blessing can open the jar and taste the mellow wine. Friendship is like a red sun, giving silently without asking for a gentle greeting is a warm sunshine. Have a nice weekend!

Say hello: Have a good weekend. May the cool Xia Feng blow away your troubles and bring good luck for a whole week.

7. Have a good weekend! Summer is here. I wish you a pleasant and comfortable mood like the cool summer wind throughout the summer. Your career is thriving like summer sunshine!

8. Don't lose your tenderness because of too much busyness, and don't lose your enjoyment because of too much pursuit. Work is not the whole of life. Stop your hurried steps and enjoy the blessings of life! Have a nice weekend!

9. I would like to become a tree outside your window, wash away your visual fatigue with my green color, and bring you coolness in summer with my swing. Have a relaxing weekend!

1. Greetings: Have a good weekend. May the cool Xia Feng blow away your troubles and bring you good luck for a whole week. It is reliable to send a beauty to make the weekend feel good, a care to make you proud, a youth to keep you young, a dream to make you realize, a friendship without return, and then a peace! Wish you a happy weekend!

Xi. Did you sneeze? That's me thinking about you; Are your ears burning? That's me thinking about you! Did you see the message? I sent it to you! Have a good weekend, old friend!

12. In a blink of an eye, the weekend is here, the end of the month is here, and the summer vacation is here in a blink of an eye ... Everything is in a blink of an eye, and you will find that time flies so quickly. But pain is a day, and happiness is also a day. Why not be happy every day?

Thirteen, when the weekend comes, I decided to send you a rainbow: Happy Red, Sweet Orange, Lucky Yellow, Vigorous Green, Peace Green, Lucky Blue and Happy Purple. I will send you all TINT together. Have a nice weekend!

XIV. Once Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Red and Red were in harmony; There have also been ups and downs, flowers, leaves and leaves; May you go back and forth, left and right, up and down, and be lucky; I wish you happiness every year, every season, every month, every day and every hour!

15. Flowers are fragrant only when butterflies fly; Leaves are nourished by dew, and then gradually grow; With the care of white clouds, it won't be empty. You will be healthy forever if you have short messages from beautiful women's mobile phone short messages!

Sixteenth, the weekend is over, and I solemnly tell the beautiful woman's mobile phone short message collection: I want to sleep when I am sleepy, lean on the sofa when I am tired, smile when I am happy, forget my troubles, enlighten me when I am depressed, and invite me to eat sweet cakes when I miss you!

XVII. Comfortable and warm is full of weekend air; Sweetness and joy spread in the holiday atmosphere. A sincere blessing, expressing the deep meaning of the heart. Wish you: have a good mood at the weekend!

eighteen, people are still the same, things are still the same, and it's the weekend again; Think or forget, just say hello; Leisure is ok, busy is ok, happy is ok; Today is good, tomorrow is better. Sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

XIX. Time is full of color because of blessings, the air is fragrant because of blessings, and the mood is brilliant because of blessings. When you open the information, may blessings make you relaxed at this moment! Have a nice weekend!

2. Sincere greetings on a hot summer day. May it turn into a morning stream and morning dew, cool and comfortable to moisten my heart! Blow the bagpipes of blessing and play the golden harp for you. Have a nice weekend!

twenty-one, you are busy and I am busy, which is inevitable; You are idle and I am idle, but I haven't met; Everyone is busy with their careers, and we all understand; Flowers shed tears when you are free, and flowers smell when you are busy. I wish you happiness in your busy and idle days, and all the best!

22. Life is dull, just like the blue lake under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing along the way. As long as you treat it with your heart, every day is happiness. Have a nice weekend!

23. This is a pleasant and quiet world. The sunshine is as bright as ever, and the soft wind is as gentle as ever. I hope the wonderful time will stop like this, bringing you joy and encouragement. Have a nice weekend!

twenty-four, look at the bright moon and feel missing. Embrace the mountains and get close to nature. Take a dip in the hot spring to relax. It's the weekend, unload your fatigue and stress, take a walk with your family, have an outing in the countryside and chat. Happiness is not far from you!

Twenty-five, the relaxing weekend is coming again, and the playful blessing message is noisy; Treat yourself to a big meal and have a good sleep without being disturbed; Go out for a walk, forget your troubles, and save your strength at home. I wish you: relaxed and happy!

26th, God created the week, and put a spell on you, so that you can have a smooth Monday, kindness on Tuesday, passion on Wednesday, surprise on Thursday, peace on Friday, good luck on Saturday, and happiness on Sunday comes first!

Twenty-seven, there are hundreds of flowers in spring and full moon in autumn; There is a cool breeze in summer and snow in winter; If there are no worries in your heart, it is a good time in life. I wish you: have leisure in the morning, have leisure at dusk, the weekend is coming, and be happy and worry-free!

twenty-eight, give your arm to the flying bird and you will be happy; Throw your heart into the sea and it will be vast; Leaving your eyes to the sky is far-reaching; I will be happy if I send my blessing to you. Have a nice weekend!

29. Catch a butterfly and send it to you. May you have happy wings and take a breeze to send it to you. May you feel comfortable and send you a short message. May you be radiant every day! Have a nice weekend.

thirty, the wind and rain are ruthless, and people are affectionate, and they can't even think about you! I haven't held your hand for a long time, and my thoughts go with you! I'm not late for my message. May you smile every day! Have a nice weekend and be happy every day!

thirty-one, let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the cool breeze, let good luck and beauty follow you forever, let the short messages send my eternal blessing again and again, and have a nice weekend!

thirty-two, the busy life only takes away time. I always keep my heart in my heart about my friends. I wish you a happy weekend on this beautiful and enjoyable day!

thirty-three, don't be too busy to make life cold, and don't forget to enjoy it because of too many pursuits. Making money is not the whole of life. It's the weekend, so stop your hurried steps and enjoy the happiness of life!