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What are some good blessings for the Year of the Ox?
1 I quietly put the New Year’s blessings and hopes under the melting snow quilt, let them grow along the spring seedlings, and give you a full year of richness and fragrance! XX, happy new year! 2. May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, wealth, and good fortune, and enter the New Year happily and spend every day! 3. What is ringing is the bell, what is passing by is The years leave behind stories, take away hopes, look forward to beauty, and send blessings. I wish you: Happy New Year! Peace, happiness, and promotion! 4 hearts arrived! think! Got it! See! Smell it! Eat it! Good luck! Shipped! Wealth arrives! The Spring Festival has not come yet, I hope my blessings arrive first. If anyone comes earlier than me, please delete all his posts. I wish you a happy Spring Festival in advance! Funny 1. I want to call you so much, I want to hear your nonsense, but it’s a pity that you are overpaid. Fortunately, I can receive text messages. Send a warm text message to the idiot, I hope not It would make him furious, let alone commit heroic suicide. 2. Turn the sand of the Sahara into wealth, the water of the Pacific Ocean into blessings, and the peaks of the Himalayas into longevity. Send them as New Year gifts. I wish you wealth, blessings, and good health in the new year! 3. The cutest text message this year: The person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it will become successful, the person who saves it will have a sweet love, the person who deletes it will have good luck, and the person who forwards it will have a soaring salary! 4. I express my sincere blessings to you with the warmth of boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the deliciousness of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of sweet-sour pork, the breadth of pulling slivers, and the breadth of making dough bread. I wish you a happy new year. Happy! 5. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you; I miss you and have insomnia; seeing you is too far away; oh, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl! Happy Chinese New Year! 6. In the new year, I wish my friends: as long as you have more money and less, it will be better; you will be better off if you are handsome and ugly; you will be healthy if you are young and old; you will be good if your family is poor and rich; it will be good if you understand all your worries. ; As long as one’s life is peaceful! 7. I hold Harry Potter’s magic wand in my hand and pray sincerely: I will turn all the joy into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and eternal happiness into a cake... I will crush you! Happy New Year! 8. In the new year, I am determined to do three big things for the people of the country: 1. Build an elevator for Mount Everest; 2. Lay ceramic tiles on the Great Wall; 3. Install reverse gears for airplanes; Do three small things: 1. Give flies Wear gloves; 2. Wear a mask for mosquitoes; 3. Feed you feed. 9. There are great gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the text message "I want to treat you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (of course the number of the guy who sent the text message), and you will have the opportunity to get the genius' autograph and take a photo with you. This opportunity is rare, act quickly! 10. From now on, I will only love you, pamper you, won’t lie to you, will do everything I promise you, will be sincere in every word I say to you, and will not bully you. , beat you, scold you, just believe me. Happy New Year~
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