Funny greetings

When will everyone write blessings? Can you write humorous greetings? Let’s take a look at these humorous blessings. This article is a collection of humorous blessings that I have compiled for everyone. You are welcome to refer to them. Humorous Blessings Part 1

1. Treat ordinary life with an ordinary heart, and your life will be more exciting.

2. The rain of petals drifts by, leaving the heart of the flower to you; the wind blows through the four seasons, leaving the maple leaves to you; the tide of the moon passes by, leaving the joy to you; in the dead of night, leaving the deep blessings to you You, the weather is changeable, please pay attention to your health!

3. In the dream, it is the flower blooming with longing, exuding bursts of fragrance; in the flower, it is the dream filled with blessings, conveying long greetings , to eliminate fatigue, drive away worries, and bring happiness to you after a busy day.

4. Fill a car with happiness and let peace clear the way. Abandon all worries and let happiness embrace you. Store all the warmth to drive away the cold. Release the true love of a lifetime and let happiness smile at you forever.

5. No reason, just miss you, no reason, just love you, no excuse, just love you, no appointment, just dreaming about you, no choice, just want to see you, no choice but to send a message Tell you!

6. Turn your blessings into the breeze, blowing the petals on the ground. Each petal is blended with my deep thoughts. Every day's care and every greeting are mine. I wish you a colorful, happy and happy every day.

7. The flowing moonlight, shrouded in deep thoughts, pouring all over the ground, the pure white brilliance, is my true blessing, gently falling around you, I wish you peace and good luck. Surrounding you, may joy and happiness be with you.

8. I filled my blessings with the new moon in the sky that night. The moonlight streamed down and shone around you. In an instant, health was with you, good luck enveloped you, happiness surrounded you, and happiness. Follow you all my life. May you be happy every day.

9. Life doesn’t need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; friendship doesn’t need sweet words, just think about it; money doesn’t need to be carried in a car, just enough; friends don’t need to be all over the world, just have you!

10. Every pearl is originally a grain of sand, but not every grain of sand can become a pearl.

11. Some people look at the shadow in the light, and some people look at the light in the shadow.

12. No matter it is sunny or cloudy, you must remember to give yourself a beautiful smile.

13. Don’t have nothing but tears when your parents need you.

14. Optimistic people can make a comeback, while pessimistic people often fail because of lack of self-confidence.

15. The risk-taking in this life has been used up, and all that is left is to think twice.

16. Trouble can teach you a lot and is also an opportunity to exercise yourself, so don’t be afraid of trouble.

17. In real life, every great undertaking starts with faith and takes the first step with faith.

18. Although my growth is slower than others, I still work very hard to bloom a little flower.

19. Career is the fruit, words are just leaves.

20. When you are not worthy of your ambition, please calm down and work hard, and don’t live up to the suffering you have suffered.

21. Whoever calms down first in front of the enemy will be close to victory.

22. What you didn’t pick is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.

23. Persisting in what you should do is a kind of courage. Not doing something that your conscience does not allow is another kind of courage.

24. I hope to lie on the sunflowers and face the sun even if I am depressed.

25. For those who long for land, three inches of water grass is the shore.

26. Life is fair, if you let it go, it will let you go when you are in trouble.

27. Human cultivation lies in understanding and meditation.

28. Focus on quality from the source to achieve sustainable development.

29. Having you in my life makes me feel colorful; having you in my memories makes me feel warm; having you in my journey makes me feel proud; having you in my life makes me feel perseverance; having you in my silence makes me feel brilliant; I feel happy to have you among my friends!

30. A warm greeting, a considerate hug, a small text message, and an affectionate blessing! To the friend I care about most, I wish you the best in this life. The days when the wind is clear and the clouds are clear are happy and worry-free, and the happiness is boundless!

31. Eight words are needed between lovers, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance, and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy for a lifetime and be in love forever.

32. Grow bigger and brighter in the bath of pure love. Even if we are separated from each other, I will bring your sun and leave mine, let them shine in our hearts! I am sincere I wish you happiness and comfort every day!

33. There are hundreds of flowers in the spring, looking at the moon in the autumn, and listening to the snow in the winter. If there are no worries in your heart, it is a good time in life. I wish you: peace and quiet in the morning, leisure in the evening, dreams that follow your heart, and your heart that fulfills your dreams. May you be happy every day and have a sweeter heart!

34. Missing you is a kind of sweet sadness. A kind of painful expectation, a kind of happy melancholy, and a kind of helplessness that you can't not think about but can't think about. When you think of me inadvertently, I have missed you for a long time.

35. In that pure wilderness, we hold hands and walk together; in that lush orchard, we shoulder to shoulder and harvest together. Sow the seeds of friendship and harvest a happy life. Life is wonderful with you. I wish my friends happiness every day.

36. Loving you is a warm sadness, a romantic feeling, a gentle gesture, and a love that I want to say but have to say! My dear , Happy Wedding Anniversary!

37. Life is impermanent and everything depends on fate. The human heart is like a container. Over time, there will be sediment in it and it needs to be cleaned from time to time. Refresh yourself every day so that you can be reborn.

38. Meeting is an ageless poem. Although the poem is short, the poetry is long...

39. The human heart is like a container. Over time, there will inevitably be things inside. If there is any sediment, you should always clear out the sediment in your mind. Let go when it is time to let go, and forget what should be forgotten. Delete the garbage in your mind and refresh yourself every day, so that you can regain your life.

40. Life passes by in a hurry. No one appears in your life for no reason. Cherish the fate.

41. "I don't have time to be young seriously. When I understand, I can only choose to grow old seriously." So the rest of life is very expensive, don't waste it anymore!

42. To you If you don't care about someone, don't take her seriously. Let it go when it's time to let it go. Although it hurts, you also let yourself go.

43. We are walking on a parallel line. An accidental step brings us together. The beautiful memories are still fresh. Keep smiling is the most beautiful thing.

44. Remember that your smile is the best concern, and the text messages sent to you are the best gifts. In busy days, I hope my greetings are like Sprite and ice cubes brought to you. Infinitely refreshing, allowing you to spend every day happily.

45. This city is very windy, and lonely people always go home late.

46. When a person walks alone and misses you, does he feel sad? The fragmented sky always has fragmented thoughts. The memory is gradually drifting away; the heart is becoming more and more lonely.

47. I have written a hundred stories, and the protagonist of each story has a bad temper like you. Unfortunately, you have never entered my life.

48. Gradually I feel that all the days that cannot be returned have their own reasons, and all the people who cannot come back also have their own reasons.

49. Dong Xiaoji was drunk, her face was like a flower in bloom, and her rouge cheeks were covered with dense freckles. His eyes were narrowed like a cat in the night, and his eyes were ethereal and distant, like locked ancient magic.

50. I hope that everything I strive for will finally come true.

51. Let me say goodbye to you, and then gently pull out my hand. The clouds float for a hundred days, and the mountains and rivers are solemn and gentle.

52. Many times, when I want to expose the haze of life through the sunshine, I accidentally break the rope connecting the memory. All the memories are like beads, scattered all over the place, jumping around.

53. Today, I would like to get drunk with some peach blossom wine. Say it across thousands of rivers and mountains. My heart is happy with you, my heart is happy with you.

54. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. Disappointment occurs because of expectations. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even if you are disappointed, it is still a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful.

55. I know you in late spring and fall in love with you in early summer. Walking through the whole autumn with you, waiting for another cold winter.

56. The season of sentimentality! Please leave me, I want to live happily, don’t let me indulge in the ocean of melancholy again.

57. When I meet the lovely you, life is no longer difficult. The streets and the night breeze are all sweet.

58. The misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River and the white clothes on the street are just a deep and shallow love. When my hair reaches my waist, how about marrying me as a young man?

59. Happiness is that you love me and I love you too. Cherishing means that people who love each other will not hurt each other. Learn to cherish, starting from this second!

60. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle.

61. It rained in the city where you live. I really wanted to ask you if you brought an umbrella, but I held back because I was afraid that you would say you didn’t bring one, and there was nothing I could do, just like I love But you can't give you the company you want.

62. Even if one string is broken, the other three strings will still continue to play. This is life.

63. Just because we insist on not talking to each other doesn’t mean that I don’t miss you. Trying to distance myself from you because I know I can't have you. Some love can only stop at the lips and teeth and be hidden by the years.

64. After the story was told, the storyteller folded his fan and started to read the story. He received endless cheers and applause from the audience, but the storyteller quietly wiped his sleeves.

65. The moment of youth is like quicksand on the fingertips. The brilliant fireworks cannot be cut off after all.

66. Experts say that if the first child is a boy, it means that the mother has a high IQ, and if the first child is a girl, it means that the father has a high IQ. So, do you dare to compete with me on IQ?

67 .No matter how beautiful love is, you must preserve yourself and achieve yourself, and then love others.

68. No matter how warm the sunshine is, it can’t dissipate the desolation on the street, and no matter how beautiful the peach blossoms are, they will fall in the spring breeze.

69. There are many places where you feel afraid to go because you are afraid of being overwhelmed by memories. In fact, these are the pits you have dug for yourself. Before you even go there, you have been moved by yourself.

70. After watching a movie that I couldn’t understand and finding others focused and intoxicated, I suddenly understood what loneliness is?

71. If possible, I only want a glass of water and a piece of bread A flower. If it were more luxurious, I hope you would pour the water, cut the bread, and send the flowers.

72. I just want you to be worthy of yourself. In the past ten years, I have really seen the joys and sorrows of life. It is impossible for me to see you taking detours like this. These are empty words that you are tired of hearing, and you will only wake up when you experience the warmth and coldness yourself. Just like I did before.

73. Who is interested in opening up Hongmeng? They are all just for romantic love.

74. Where you are, the weather is clear and everything is lovely.

75. May there be sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile.

76. From now on, the night will be starry and the road will be long. Since then, the wind and smoke have been incomplete, and the shadow has faded. Since then, he has been wandering in foreign lands and wandering far away.

77. Like a gorgeous swallowtail butterfly, it loses its former glory and turns into a dead leaf. Spin, fly, and finally, sink into the dirty swamp.

78. I form meaning by doing a lot of meaningless things; I abandon the world by getting close to this grand world; I stop loving you by loving you; I stop loving you by getting close to you. Stay away from you.

79. Just through the sunlight, the scenes of laughter and play are still frozen in time and space. Your tenderness is like flowing water, and my love is like fallen leaves.

80. The world is a big place, and there are not many people who can meet each other, and not many people who can know each other. Only those who use their heart will take it to heart, and only those who are in love will have it. deep feeling.

81. The most emboldening thing in the world is not respect and equality, but being preferred.

82. You said, I miss you. At that time, my heart flowed like the sky, and the soft thing that could not be turned away was the moon.

83. Because I was greedy for the warmth of one meter of sunshine, I looked forward to the poetry I met in the drizzle alleys in the south of the Yangtze River where the grass grows and the orioles fly; I also turned around for that familiar smile. A thousand times back, the flowering period, carrying the fragrance of gardenia, will be in full bloom.

84. Your hands are the overwhelming warmth that I cannot touch, and my heart is the chaos that you have never known.

85. Don’t envy others. You must understand that his life, like yours, is like an embroidery. While the front shows a soft and beautiful picture, the back is full of messy and painful stitches.

86. I send the warm sunshine outside your window in the early morning, the breeze blows on my face, and I miss you. No matter it is sunny or rainy, you are in my heart every moment.

87. If a person is strong for too long, he will collapse; if a heart is hurt too much, he will want to escape; behind every humility, there is a dream that turns over and over; in every Behind gritted teeth and perseverance, there is always a heart full of holes.

88. A personal tragedy is nothing more than an unclear sentence to history. Time flies by. As unambitious little people in this magnificent tragedy of human desire, we have reason to pay attention to records and history composed of words. I had doubts, but there was nothing I could do.

89. I only wish that after all the hustle and bustle of the world's scenery, between the lines, people and I will be forgotten and relatively speechless.

90. I chant a few words in a slow voice, but I still look forward to seeing my old friend step by step.

91. Is this the life you have always wanted, where you only smell the fragrance of flowers, don’t talk about joys and sorrows, drink tea and read, and don’t seize the day. The sun is warmer, and the days are slower.

92. If you are not happy, I will not be happy either. This level of telepathy is not considered a tacit understanding.

93. Turn daily sadness into deep longing; turn deep reluctance into inexhaustible motivation; my dear, your departure makes me cry, but I will be more Be strong!

94. I like that feeling, with a hint of coolness, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. To enjoy life, you don’t have to be accompanied by delicacies from mountains and seas, and silk and satin. Nature is the most precious thing God has given to mankind.

95. Let us replace worries beforehand with thinking and planning beforehand!

96. In life, there must be a day when we will be rewarded!

97. If you want to be excellent as a person, you must accept challenges.

98. People must be able to take it up, but they must also be able to let it go. To be able to take it is to survive, to be able to put it down is to live.

99. Throughout our lives, we need to realize our dreams and realize our ideals.

100. How far can a person go? Don’t ask about your feet, but about your ambition. Humorous Blessings Part 2

The years pass like butterflies and flowers, and the New Year’s morning sun is as beautiful as a picture. On New Year's Day, joy and blessings accompany each other, and the dance of heaven and earth returns to spring again. The white snow is flying to bring blessings, and the red clouds are filling the sky to send my thoughts. Without further ado, I wish you a happy holiday.

Weather forecast: There will be strong convective weather around New Year's Day, with banknotes falling over a large area and gold bars in some places. The Happy Volcano will erupt, triggering friendly mudslides, and the h2n2 Happy Typhoon will land. The extreme weather is expected to last for a week.

When New Year’s Day comes, drink a glass of wine, may you have good luck every day; when New Year’s Day comes, visit friends, may you be happy and worry-free; When New Year’s Day comes, visit relatives, may your heart be filled with warm spring; when New Year’s Day comes, send messages, may you You are relaxed and leisurely. Happy New Year!

Pick up a piece of late winter snow, pour a glass of spring wine, add a drop of happy water, add a spoonful of lucky flowers, pick a bright moon, and sprinkle a ray of brilliant light , make a sincere word: Happy New Year! New Year's greetings

Mountains and rivers can block the line of sight, but they cannot separate deep thoughts; longitude and latitude can widen the distance, but they cannot block the sincere feelings; years can pass by. , but the thread of friendship continues to be pulled.

Welcome the New Year, friends are in my heart, sending you blessings!

I don’t know why the streams always flow to the sea, I don’t know why the butterflies always fly in the air, I don’t know why I always send text messages to you . Maybe it’s because New Year’s Day is here. I wish you a happy New Year’s Day.

On the title page of the New Year, there are countless beautiful longings written on it. When you pursue the direction of happiness and rush to the harbor of success, please remember that my blessing is the bright sunshine, accompanying you happily in the new year.

^o^ The love is long, write down a few lines of missing you; a gentle greeting, keep the blessings by your side; the years are fleeting, write down the amazing past; New Year's Day is coming, let's shape your new glory in the new year . I sincerely wish you a happy holiday and embrace your dreams!

The New Year is here, my longing is my longing, the text message is my writing paper, the breeze is my hug, the wine is my heart, and the bell is mine Greetings, fireworks are my wishes, snowflakes are my greeting cards, happiness is my blessing!

When I have money, I will buy two mobile phones, one for listening to music and one for taking pictures; I will buy two pairs of shoes , wear the same one on the feet; send two text messages, one to wish you a happy New Year, and one to wish the friend you forwarded a happy New Year. There is no way, who makes us rich.

When the sky shows a color screen, when the heartbeat is adjusted to vibration, when laughter is set to chords, when the antenna is built into telepathy, when friendship is set to connect time and space, when radio waves are transformed into happy signals, please Accept my New Year blessings!

Happiness is a plague, infecting you and me; happiness is candy, sharing it with you and me; happiness needs to be relayed, passing it on to you and me; happiness needs to remind you, and inform you and me; New Year's Day is here, remember to be happy and smile all day long.

In the new year, may you get rid of all the fatigue and cheer up your spirit; forget the sadness of the year and equip yourself with happiness; shake off all the depression and carry with you the vitality; may you bathe in Under the sunshine of friendship, move forward bravely. Happy New Year!

Purple smoke rises on Christmas and New Year’s Day. Looking at the festival from a distance, happiness plummets three thousand feet down, and happiness falls for nine days. Look horizontally at Christmas and vertically at New Year's Day, you will be safe far and near, you will know the true face of the holiday, and greeting messages will be before your eyes. Happy holidays!