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Angry blessing message

1, God sent you to accompany me and make you angry again and again today. Your tears broke my heart, and your sigh made my heart tremble. I hope you'll forgive me if I changed my head in the traditional era. As long as you laugh again, you will treat me as a cat and a mouse. Please don't get angry soon. I am willing to kneel on the remote control.

2. When you are angry, my legs are sore; When you are upset, my feet will go soft; When you get angry, my face sweats; When you stare, I am confused; Please give me a smiling face as soon as possible, don't make me afraid, and send me a message to reassure me.

3. "Those irrelevant things are meaningful to do with me." The man suggested that the woman keep the movie tickets she watched together as a souvenir.

Men like obedient women, but when men like a woman, they will listen to her unconsciously.

Adam and Eve are looking forward to a harmonious future. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are looking forward to the generosity of anger, and my heart has been praying for the care and love of fate. Please calm down and let the beautiful scenery come again. Don't say goodbye!

6. My mistake made you angry. My mistake made you angry. I don't want to make you angry. I will do anything as long as you feel happy again. Kiss baby, you are my God. Please give me your smile back.

7. When people get angry, they will easily get angry, their faces will get old, their skin will turn yellow, their eyes will be dull and their hair will decrease. As long as you don't get angry, hey, you are in good health and spirit. Do whatever you want, dear, don't get angry! You will always be beautiful! Forgive me!

8. I envy the hairpin in your hair. I envy the cat you often caress. I would like to be the cup you hold carefully and the cloth you pour out your feelings. You got it?

9. Wife, please calm down, being angry is easy to hurt your body; Never mind the nonsense, never mind it; You can beat me, scold me and hold you in your hand. Sorry, forgive me!

10, "You said: Maybe we were together in a previous life. You said: Why don't we talk about being together in the next life? As a result, we dare not be together in this life, damn it! " My friend Miss Liu Meili said so.

1 1. It's my fault to make you angry, and it's also my fault to make you cry. Please forgive me for not being sad, because my husband is not worth it. In my heart, you are the heaviest, and your appearance is more shameful than hibiscus flowers. What happened yesterday was yesterday. I hope today is a happy day. Wife, wife, you are the best. I will follow you from now on.

12, still angry? This is my fault. If you apologize, I'll teach you the method of "Dayu controlling water" to disperse qi: lead the raw qi to the meridians of the whole body, and then gather in the ass, and bang, the qi comes out.

13, don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart! If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry, because I am afraid of losing you!

14, don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you!

15, the dream has flown, the heart is about to break, and you need to face it yourself when you do something wrong; Smoke fills the air, wine is hard to get drunk, and I regret being confused for a while; Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!

16, wife and mother, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. I kowtowed three times. Please forgive me most sincerely. You are the most precious in my heart. You are kind and beautiful. Since I once owned you, jewels are pale and diamonds are dark. I implore you to smile and let me sleep tonight.

17 I swear, if I make you angry again in the future, I will become a bald man to walk beside you to set off your beauty, a quilt to cover you and a slave to wait on you forever. Please forgive me, in fact, I care about you the most!

18, by my side, I don't think it's wonderful; I'm not around, upset for no reason. I know that you are a little annoyed because of my unreasonable behavior. I'm sorry, it's my fault. Don't be angry. Take a picture, okay? May you smile when you see me!

19, I know you are really angry. I'm afraid you ignore people every time you get angry. I really shouldn't make you angry. Can you understand me? Forgive me and don't ignore me, okay?

20, flies are dirty, mosquitoes are bad, and rats and cockroaches are four major hazards; You can hit and shoot, but you really can't kick; I hate it, I am angry, I make you angry for no reason; Think of me as the fifth evil, kick me as you like, as long as you are willing to laugh.

2 1, baby, don't be angry, health is important, I miss you every day, don't ignore me, the message is sincere, I am happy when I receive it, I wish you a good life, smile at me and love you forever.

22. quarrel. The more noisy I get, the angrier I get, and I want to punch. My boyfriend is quick and grabs my arm. I said angrily, why are you grabbing my hand? Boyfriend calm: hold your hand and grow old with your son!

23. My life is tasteless these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry.

As a league member, I apologize to you on behalf of the party and the country. This is my mistake. I hope you can give me a chance to turn over a new leaf, serve our party forever and devote your life selflessly. Forgive me, wife!

25, intentional netizen: Actually, good night and good morning, let her rest more, there is nothing to send, such as dear, I miss you, you need to accumulate bit by bit, let her know that you have her in your heart.

26. "You have come into my life. (m.taiks.com) I have been preparing for you all my life. " The man took the ring out of his pocket and proposed to the woman with trepidation.

27, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident, which comes first!

28, God-given marriage stays, the wife is intimate. Helpless provoked his wife's great anger, and there was no sound from then on. If you marry a good wife with a smile, you can pick the moon and stars at will. Don't be angry with your wife. Your husband is sincere here. You are the most precious in my heart. May Bo Hongyan smile and be reborn.

29. Only when you have experienced pain can you know how to protect yourself. I didn't know what it was like to be heartbroken until I cried. I didn't know how to persist and give up in time until I was stupid. I didn't know I was actually very fragile until I loved him. In fact, life doesn't need this meaningless persistence. You really can't give up without anything.

30, smile, how beautiful, smile makes my heart beat; Relax your eyebrows, don't worry, being happy will make you slimmer, more open-minded, and have a smaller temper, ensuring everything goes smoothly! I'm sorry, please don't be angry again.

3 1, it's okay to be angry. Everyone calls me Chen Shimei. Please don't be angry again. It is most important to wash your name white. You are the fairy in my heart and the angel in my heart. As long as you can smile, I feel beautiful on my knees. Open your face quickly, my heart is always the most beautiful.

32. Sorry, don't be angry, Taomi can cook; Sorry, don't be angry, it's no problem to wash the floor; Sorry, don't be angry. Kissing and hugging are over. Honey, I'm sorry. I will correct my mistake. The happiness in life is amazing!

33. The blue sky faces the white clouds and never gets tired. Peach blossoms are gentle, romantic and comfortable! Lonely stars set off the bright moon, warm and happy! My love for you has been beyond words. I keep you in my heart and think of you forever!

34. I'm really bad. I'm a hooligan because of my impulsiveness. I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?