Big fairies, help me think quickly. Today, my mother-in-law's birthday, I want to send a text message in classical Chinese. The deeper the better. Daxian, help quickly.

Listen, my little husband and mother-in-law:

Er Cheng is a heroine, and why do you say this? I was born a beautiful and handsome woman, and it can be said that I have been in Xuan Nv for nine days. It's quite a feeling of being a treasure if you get it! Your merits can cover the whole world. From now on, servant Ji and your love will never leave. If so, you can punish me, and my heart is still guilty.