How to send text messages when you have a son?

I am very honored to announce that my son, your nephew, was born safely in China and officially joined the family of descendants of the dragon.

Specially prepared thin wine and light dishes, please Please prepare a gift when you come, or you will be at your own risk (young master is going to cry)! ! Or simply write: mother and child are safe, prepare for the ceremony.

Or as a joke: Today, starting from xx: xx, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I will happily wait for washing, changing clothes and taking a bath, and I can't help but ask him to carry a gun.

China Special Edition: The imperial edict is ~ ~ to carry goods to heaven, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * are very happy to have a son today, and they have adopted him and named him "xxx". Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally provide "xxx" with all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

Others: I gave birth to a son who is as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

There is good news and bad news: the good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

Official Edition: Dear leaders and colleagues, my wife xxx cut off a boy weighing X Jin last night, and the mother and son are safe. I have good news for you. Xxx, please advise.