The author’s cell phone ringtone in 12 episodes of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes

The ringtone on the author's mobile phone in the 12th episode of One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes is "Self-Hanging Southeast Branch".

"Hanging from the Southeast Branch"

Lyrics: Linchi

Composer: Bobida

Original singer: Dia

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Read about Bai Shaoqiang without working hard (not losing weight in July)

It is better to hang yourself from the southeast branch

Sing last year in this door today

The lotus flowers reflected in the sun are unusually red

Floating down three thousand feet

As long as life grows, one hates the water as long as the east

It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet< /p>

Farewell to the west wind and another year

The Ming Dynasty spread out and made a flat boat

Carrying the separation and hatred across the south of the Yangtze River

On the River Continent

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Moonlight above the willow branches

On the orchid boat alone

I asked you how much sadness you can have

But it’s a cool autumn day

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Green grass by the river

The spring breeze in February is like scissors

How many flowers have fallen

Young today and old tomorrow

Nian Bai After the new rain in the empty mountain, I hang myself on the southeast branch

If I want to see a thousand miles away, I hang on the southeast branch

With no relatives or friends, I hang on the southeast branch

Life in this world is not satisfactory. It is better to hang oneself from the southeast branch

The autumn wind is solemn and the morning breeze blows, and the chrysanthemums are still there, and there are still proud frost branches

How long can the old Lian Po turn his eyebrows?

Toast and invite Under the bright moon, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall

Looking down and thinking about my hometown, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall

Picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, a branch of red apricot came out of the wall

Hou Men As soon as I entered the sea, N branches of red apricot came out of the wall

The carriages and horses rustled and the red apricot branches were full of springtime

The peaches were young and left their evening photos among the flowers

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Singing red apricots planted by the sun and leaning against the clouds

Now the gate opens for you

Looking up to the sky and laughing and going out

No one knows it is lychee Come

The crouching dragon and the leaping horse end in the loess

There is still singing and dancing under the beauty's tent

Penglai article Jian'an bones

It is better to have children at this time than to have none< /p>

Thousands of poems and books

The paper falls like clouds of smoke

The writing is like a thousand words

Not a word is used without a dictionary

I digress thousands of miles away if I don't have time

I heard my mother-in-law Bai came and went to Qingchi

My elder sister heard that my sister came from Hanging Nanzhi

My younger brother heard the sound of her pipa coming. It's too late to stop talking

With a cold eyebrow and a thousand fingers, you can tell whether I am a male or a female

I shot a tiger and watched Sun Lang break my heart as soon as I saw you

Setting That week, there was a pear tree with begonias pressed against it

I asked you where the Xuancheng prefect knew it

The dangerous building was a hundred feet high and the Xuancheng prefect knew it

This is the most beautiful thing Does he know that the prefect of Xuancheng loves me

Does the prefect of Xuancheng know that Sima Jiangzhou's green shirt is wet

The red and crisp hands are about to drink wine. Since you have no intention, I will stop

< p>The rain is sparse and the wind is blowing, and the time is not left for the young man

If the east wind does not follow Zhou Lang, it will plant dogwood trees all over the place and there will be one less person

Late at night, I suddenly dream of young things, but I dream of idle people, not the king

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Three thousand beauties in the harem grind iron pestles into embroidery needles

Death before leaving the army, the resentment is clear in the song

The spring scenery in the garden cannot close the reeds, oranges and bayberry The sequence begins

Dying in illness, he sat up in shock and laughed and asked where the guest came from

If you want to win Zhou Langgu from now on, the king will not come to court early

From sleep in spring, you will not wake up until dawn. The king never goes to court early

He married a golden son-in-law for no reason. From then on, the king does not go to court early

The king does not go to court early.

A row of egrets beside the ancient road outside the pavilion. Ascend to the blue sky

Strive to cross the deep chestnut forest and reach the top of the cliff

It is better to lie high and have extra meals if the road is long and blocked

It is better to lie high if we don’t meet each other in life And having a meal

It is better to drive to Guyuan than lie down and have a meal

It is better to stop and sit in the maple forest than to lie down and have a meal

Siyouyou hates Youyou to be independent The wind in the small building is full of sleeves

Do you know if you will share the eternal sorrow with you