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E-commerce customer service automatically replies to 50 lovely quotations.
You missed it too many times when I needed you.
Please press 1 for typing and chatting.
If you are dating Zisi, please don't send me a message to avoid misunderstanding.
5.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you will be eaten by chickens.
6. I'm your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.
7. The valley is long, butterflies are flying, the harp and harp are harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.
8. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
10. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
1 1. I went to Moxianbao to herd sheep.
12. I can't move, but I can't get through. Welcome to visit us.
13. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
14. A lifetime is so long, why not wait for me?
15. Sunny in spring, torrential rain in summer, windy in autumn and snowy in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
16. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
17. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
18. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you will not reply after receiving it.
19. Sorry, I'm not here now, so I won't talk to you if I have nothing to do in the future.
20. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.
2 1. I am not free. I'm busy.
22. On the score.
23. Object Reply 3
24. Please enter 520 I love you and call me.
25. People who are good in a hubbub deserve to be wronged.
E-commerce customer service automatically replies to the quotation. Lovely number 2: 26. This is headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
27. I didn't reply to your message because I like you too much. I have been typing messages in the dialog box for a long time, and I am always dissatisfied with deleting and writing. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I don't think I deserve you. So in the end, the news didn't get out, certainly not because I was playing games.
28. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
29. For others, please press 7.
30. Add friends to reply to 5
3 1. Xiong Er is cute. You can only wake me up when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees.
32. Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
33. Prince, you are very busy now. As for what to do, Rain Girl doesn't have melons. If she wants mud, all you have to do is study hard and steal the fairy's jewels with me.
34. The baby is long and the baby is short, so you don't care if the baby is okay, so call dad and I will take care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, automatic reply will solve it.
35. Sorry, I am a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, and I am sorry for the party, the country and the people.
36. If you need me, please press eight.
37. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface 800 miles away.
38. Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
39. I am grinding, and I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
40. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
4 1. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with Yibo. If you haven't replied, you are married. Thank you.
42. No, no,no. There is no homework for you to copy.
43. Please press 1 for manual service.
44. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and works will certainly be more magnificent than today.
45. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream.
46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla flavor.
47. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.
48. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold.
49. It is detected that the user has been nailed, learned well and kidnapped in U campus, so the connection cannot be established.
In the history of QQ, the most needed 50 sentences of automatic reply copywriting are typed.
The worst automatic reply in QQ history-1. What brings you here? Did timi win?
2. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.
If there's anything, I can tell her for you.
I want to dance colorful feather dance and indulge in your arms in the red leaves.
I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...
6. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
7. Don't rush me! ! I won't come back if someone urges me.
8. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please turn off your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
9. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
10. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong ~ La ~ ~ You ~ Say ~ What ~ Yao ~ I ~ Listen ~ ~ Not ~ ~ Clear ~ ~
1 1. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
12. Chat and Chat Reply 2
13. Your message has been delivered to the other party, so it cannot be read back.
14. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.
15. Help the moon find a small dress until I come back.
16. Love, protect, write your name, you look good, save my mother.
17. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.
18. Hello, this is an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
19. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
20. Your Princess Le Yan is very busy. Please contact me after nine o'clock!
2 1. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.
22. If you come to see me and I'm not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while. They are warm.
23. The baby is long and the baby is short, so you don't care if the baby is okay, so call dad and I will take care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, automatic reply will solve it.
24. I have a group for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.
25. For automatic reply, please press 1 for manual service.
26. Wait a minute. I'll peel the apple for you with Tanaka's halberd.
27. I am installing an elevator for Mount Everest, plastic wrap at Badaling Great Wall, moon rock mining on the moon and sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?
28. For voice chat, please press 2.
29. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.
30. Ask your wife to come back
3 1. I'm Song. She fell asleep and woke up looking for you.
32. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~
33. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.
34. [Automatic reply] I am playing a game. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I will stop playing games and hit you.
35. No, no,no. There is no homework for you to copy.
36. Please press 1 for typing and chatting.
37. How many times do I have to say that only money can summon me to become an attractive woman like me?
38. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla flavor.
39. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.
40. Don't call me, I'm not here.
4 1. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1
42. You wanted to see me? Do you really want to see me? Are you sure you want to find me? Do you have to find me Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, but I can't see it for the time being. I am a busy man. I have to accompany Karry, Yibo and Yangyang, so I don't have much time to take care of these trifles.
43. Please press five to continue firing.
44. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
45. Please press four to continue planting grass.
46. This is too much.
47. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so stay where I am.
48. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.
Han Han is hibernating.
Taobao shop automatically replies to lovely sentences (50 sentences)
Taobao shop automatically replies lovely sentences (1) 1. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
DuDu DuDu, I am a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots.
3. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~
He is not so good, but he can't forget it.
Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not near the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
7. What brings you here? Did timi win?
8. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.
9. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!
10. Hanhan is hibernating.
1 1. Please press 1 for typing and chatting.
12. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
13. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
14. Don't send me messages when I am away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so stay where I am.
15. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?
16. Feed the pigs.
17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. What can you tell me, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and am possessive. I hope my baby won't be hooked up by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will make time for her.
18. But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
19. Time is running out. If you gave me a QQ red envelope at the beginning, so that I can reply to you automatically now?
20. I'm Wang Yuan. She fell asleep and called you back when she woke up.
2 1. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice frying barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword with sunscreen and the lady's shield with sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.
22. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or Wang Wang. I'm not here now anyway!
23. On the score.
24. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't talk to you later.
25. I have read it.
Taobao shop automatically replies to lovely sentences (below) 26. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.
27. [Automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
28. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you should nail the whole addiction prevention.
29. What happened? Let's talk about it tonight. Kindergarten is not finished yet.
30. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.
3 1. I want to buy some oranges You stay here and don't walk around.
32. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
Don't ask me for money.
34. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
35. This is too that.
36. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please send a shout and turn into a pig.
37. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I have been here all the time except 24 hours a day.
38. I am taking a shit. Do you want to come?
39. Please be patient.
40. I am busy now, but I will be busy later. How do you suggest I take the time to reply you, cutie?
4 1. I'll touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, let Maggie, Michelle and Xiaolan tell me through the music box.
42. Please enter 520. I love you and call me.
I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.
44. Talk to you later. Reply 4
45. Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send the red envelope unlocking function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
46. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface 800 miles away.
47. I am submerged in the ocean of learning.
48. You will come back to chase monsters.
49. Hibernate mode has been started.
When the computer is busy, it automatically replies and summarizes 50 lovely quotations.
When the computer is busy, it automatically replies to lovely quotations 1 1. No, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
2.? Fish, Master Tang went out to cast a net and came back to pet you.
3. Sorry, the other party has turned on friend verification.
But you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.
Please be patient.
6. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.
7. Life is so long, why not wait for me?
8. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
9. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~
10. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.
1 1. I hope your background will always be kind and brave.
12. Hello, I'm not here for the time being. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting a little monster, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
13. I sell dusk in the world, so you wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.
14. Your message has been delivered to the other party, so it cannot be read back.
15. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.
16. Ask your wife to come back.
17. Sorry, the content you sent is still garbled. Would you please send it again?
Automatically reply when the computer is busy. Lovely quotations 2 18. May all future meetings be indefinite and hope that it will be another day.
19. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
20. You missed too many times when I needed you.
2 1. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~
22. It's closed today.
23. Hello, I'm Eva. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.
24. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love the most.
25. Feed pigs.
26. I'll come back after killing the monster
27. Good morning, children. I went to bed too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It is a very happy thing to be missed by children.
28. Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.
29. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy? Will you come back to chase monsters? You'll know in a moment.
30. I don't want you to feel, I just want me to feel, I don't want to talk to you.
3 1. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.
32. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.
Don't call me, I'm not here.
34. The baby is long and the baby is short, so you don't care if the baby is okay, so call dad and I will take care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, automatic reply will solve it.
Automatically reply to cute quotations when the computer is busy 3 35. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !
36. Talk to you later. Reply 4
37. For others, please press 7.
38. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.
39. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
40. Dudu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
4 1. You have no intention of direct traffic, but you are arrogant and attract flash floods.
42. I'm sorry, I'm a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily. This will show that I don't like studying, and I am sorry for the party, the country and the people.
43. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.
I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.
45. I have experienced many things, and the rivers and mountains in my eyes have become new. On the day of reunion, books and works will certainly be more magnificent than today.
46. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
47. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.
48. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.
49. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
50. Stop it, I love you.
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