Are there any jokes or humorous jokes that can make people go to bed early?

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2. Every day, a couple went shopping and suddenly a beautiful woman passed by. The boy sighed with emotion: "This is simply the perfect photographic material!" The girl was a little unhappy and said reproachfully, "Then what am I?" The boy sighed: "You? You are PS material. "

3. Cold Joke Beauty Funny Encyclopedia, "Beauty, what kind of man do you like best?" "Girls are all the same. I like boys in Shuai Shuai, but you are an exception ~ ""Do you like me because I am too ugly? " "Forget it, I don't like being poor and handsome ~"

4. When a classmate's mobile phone was stolen, we comforted her: "A broken mobile phone, forget it ..." She said: "What hurts is the photos in the mobile phone, those youth and even the best memories." We gave her advice and sent a text message to our mobile phone, telling the thief that as long as the photos in the mobile phone are good, in fact, we know in our hearts that we have given up hope. But unexpectedly, the text message came back soon: "Sorry, it's so ugly, it's all deleted ..."

5. A couple took a wedding photo, took a location and went to a bunch of flowers. The photographer said to the groom, pick flowers! The groom paused and stepped on it! The photographer shouted, "I told you to pick flowers slowly with your hands, not your feet." A circle of people laughed. . .

6. I have an idiot female friend, who is really stupid. One day, she withdrew money from the ATM, her card was swallowed and her password was wrong. Call me. Woman: My bank card has been swallowed, and the password is wrong. Me: Do you have an ID card? Woman: Yes. Me: I can get my ID card back. Call me in tears after 3 minutes and say, you liar, my ID card has been swallowed!

I saw with my own eyes that the ticket buyer at the station was forced by the conductor. The conductor said, "You see how you are so beautiful, so dirty and have quality!" " Girl who bought the ticket: "So you can curse because you are ugly?"

I liked a girl in my class, so I confessed to her. I said to her: I like a girl in my class. She is gentle and considerate, beautiful and generous. Do you want to know who it is? She bowed her head and said shyly, as long as it's not me. I ...