If you want employees to go to work half an hour early, how can humorous notice minimize being scolded?

Notice, starting from tomorrow, I will go to work half an hour early, and the salary adjustment is as follows: the manager will add 1000 yuan per month; 500 for supervisors and 300 for ordinary employees. Thank you!

That's not easy. Tell employees to leave work half an hour early, or tell employees to get an extra half an hour's salary, or save it for a rest. No matter how humorous you are, you can turn it over.

No matter how humorous you are, if you go to work half an hour early and have no benefits, everyone will be unhappy. Go to work half an hour early, can you get off work half an hour early? Or pay half an hour more? The boss should be more considerate of his employees and make them work hard, not just exploiting them.

If you go to work at 8: 00, tell the staff that the company will provide breakfast at 7: 30 and take ten minutes to collect it. If it's overdue, it won't wait! Let people go to work early and give them corresponding wages!

notification

Due to the company's business needs, starting from tomorrow: all employees will go to work half an hour in advance, and those who go to work on time will be rewarded with two ounces of pork. The quantity is limited, and whoever comes first will have meat to eat. Bring a piece of meat home from work, and my wife opens the door and smiles. Ha ha ha ha, it's very kind of you to hug your husband, dear. Come on, colleagues!

It is hereby announced!

Notice; pay attention to

From tomorrow on, all employees will go to work half an hour early and leave work five hours early, with the same salary. Do what you like, or leave.

Your dearest boss

You want to express humor and don't want to be scolded, which proves that you don't want to pay more or other forms of subsidies! I want to scold you, boss! ! ! Now that winter is coming, we will adjust to be half an hour late for work and half an hour early for work. You still want to ask employees to go to work early!

Do you calculate your salary half an hour in advance? Or go to work half an hour early and get off work half an hour early? Or just go to work early without pay and don't get off work early? If it is the latter, I will say: get out! Go as far away as possible. Why spend half an hour in vain? It is acceptable for you to come to the company for the meeting ten minutes in advance. You just let the horse run and don't let the horse eat grass. From the perspective of labor law, this is illegal and a typical squeeze on labor.

Another one who came out to scold ... you have no money for humor.

Please stop, keep quiet and listen to me. Everyone has worked hard. I hope you can take the time to work overtime to finish this shipment. If I can get off work half an hour early, I'll work the night shift tonight. what do you think? Those who come back to work half an hour early tomorrow will be rewarded with 100 yuan in cash and two bottles of red bull. It is hereby announced that there are surprise prizes in the top ten! I hope you can tell each other.