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At dawn, the sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. What's the humor about good morning? The following is my greeting about good morning funny messages for you. Welcome to refer to.

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1. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Good morning!

Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun will disturb your ass.

3. I miss you when I wake up in my sleep and send text messages at will; I don't know if I can be satisfied recently, and my work and life are smooth; May I always bless you, say good morning and wish Geely.

Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happy flash.

5. The sun shines in the morning, wishing you happiness and peace; The breeze blows over your face in the morning. May your dream come true as soon as possible. Send a text message in the morning to wish you happiness. Good morning!

6. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

7. Spring safety, Cheyenne, Autumn safety, Winter safety and peace every year. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

8. Good morning, smile:) Have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career and better love every day!

9. Please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and self-confidence. Good morning, my friend!

10, in the morning, when the morning glow flapped her gentle wings, it gently awakened our dreams, a ray of fresh air and a ray of sunshine that brought us happiness. Good morning, dear!

Good morning, friend.

12, don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be depressed. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning.

13, the sun rises in the morning to light up your mood; Send a greeting to warm your mood; Send a blessing to you and make you happy. Good morning, I wish you a good mood every day!

14, no one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today. May your day be full of hope and happiness. Good morning.

15, I send you a cup of morning tea, which is affectionate. I want you to help me promote, gather popularity, piss you off, and pay for it. Haha, I'm just kidding. Good morning!

16 Good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda and famous all over China. Your career is on Hongta Mountain, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. Everything goes well.

17, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

18, the phone rang. Are you excited? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something good? Are you ready? I can say it! Good morning! That's it!

19, be a calm person, be a kind person, be a person with a smile on his mouth and happiness in his heart. May my little greeting bring you happiness, good morning, my friend!

20, quietly, I entered your dream, slowly, I walked in your dream, gently, I called your name, got up, a new day has begun, dear, good morning!

2 1, look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always have a smile on your face.

22, flowers spit to meet the morning sun, rain and dew Ling Bo to meet the morning breeze; The corners of the mouth are upturned to welcome short messages, and the eyebrows are bent to welcome blessings; I am full of happiness and wish you a happy life. Good morning!

23, the sun is out, you are still sleeping, I have been calling you, but you sleep more soundly; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I took a bone and saw you yelling at me.

24. Time is like water, and the only constant is deep concern; Silent morning, a little breeze, what I want to say is the warm confidence. Time is quiet, good morning, my friend!

25. Life is full of stress, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes busy, full of motivation, sometimes idle, lack of relaxation. Face up to the pressure and relax. Good morning!

26. Love should be tender as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose a pig with a runny nose. Time is running out. Wipe your nose and go to work!

27. Happy sunshine shines in, fresh air gives people care, smile is the sweetest, dream has come true, and the future is struggling. I sincerely wish you all the best, happiness and a good mood every day. Good morning!

28. The weather is cold and people are warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, my heart is near, and my thoughts about you remain unchanged! I wish you a sunny day and always smile. Good morning!

29. When I arrive in the morning, I will wake you up with a short message and send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five times of luck, six times of luck, seven times of getting up early, and finally a beautiful morning.

30. Please note that quiz: There are elephants, you and pigs among the contestants. Through fierce competition, it is concluded that elephants are smarter than pigs, and you are smarter than elephants. The final ranking is: you are like a pig. Applause!

3 1, it takes some road to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I know how to trudge; I didn't know this was happiness until I said hello. Good morning, my friend!

32. When the alarm goes off, the time is up; The morning breeze blows and the sun shines; Run when you go out; Clouds float and trees shake; The grass is swaying and the flowers are laughing; When the phone rings, the message arrives; Blessing: Good morning, good morning, good morning!

33. The melody of mobile phone ringtone is beautiful, and the morning breath is really good. Open the phone and smile foolishly, and send a message to greet you early: accept my blessing, have your confidence and have a good day. Good morning!

34. I want to pull your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your _ _; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! Little lazy cat gets up.

Along the way, there are thousands of people passing by, but only you know each other. Time goes by, erasing vows and diluting love. In the face of fleeting time, only friends are forever. Good morning.

36. The sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. I'm sorry to remind you not to wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

37. Every night after I met you, I lost sleep every night, thinking about you! Your smile and your face are always in my heart ―― I'm too scared to sleep!

38. The goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. So our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm just kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

39. Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success nestle in your chest, let happiness bloom, and let friendship be treasured in your heart.

40, such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, I just want to stay in bed. Looking up, I found it was moonlight and slept soundly. The sky is gray and wild, and I am lazy and itchy. I don't want to go to work or be busy. I have to remind you to add clothes. I wish you a happy morning.

4 1 the plan of the year lies in the morning, and the early bird gets the worm. Get up, lazy pig. The god of wealth is knocking at the door. Get up, lazy pig. Happiness is waiting for you. Today, a good dream came true and everything went well. Good morning, friend.

42, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; Piggy caresses the wall, brushes his teeth and washes his face to go to the water room; Feel refreshed after washing, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of paste; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

43. In the morning, in the morning, I will send you a morning elixir, and clean your mind with the sound of the morning light, full of morning light and beautiful spirit; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is bright and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

44. When you stop and look back, time flies by; One day and one night, flowers bloom and fall; When we meet and leave, where can we find the years? A road for a lifetime, time is not wasted; A lifelong friend will always love you. Good morning and good luck.

45. Flowers bloom and fall all over the ground. What I can't stop is my boundless concern; Clouds and clouds are the happiness of a lifetime, and countless are my infinite wishes. I wish you flowers in full bloom and good luck. Good morning!

46. If the temperature drops by one degree every day, I will store the thoughts of MINUS 365 degrees for you. If I feel warm every day, I will wait for you at the zero point of happiness. Good morning, it's not too cold this winter!

47. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. The flowers spread out and the magpies chirped and sang. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!

48. Ask the way so that you won't get lost, leave a retreat so that you won't die, and if you dare to turn back, you won't die. Failure is not necessarily failure, and success is not necessarily achievement. You can escape from reality, but you can't escape from life. Good morning.

49, moved, because someone cares; Happiness is because someone can think; Satisfaction is due to mutual understanding. No matter where you are, I deeply bless you: you will be happy with my blessing! Good morning!

50. It's dawn, because the sun rises, the grass turns green, because it's spring, butterflies are dancing, because flowers are blooming, I'll send you a message, because I want to wake up the lazy pig, haha, get up, good morning!

5 1, a short message, send a blessing; A short message, caring and sending; Send text messages, add clothes and hats; Send a text message and your troubles will be gone; Send text messages and laugh happily; A short message, happiness report, good morning to you.

52. Laughing and feeling depressed, the water is drifting away, watching the clouds on the ridge disappear; When you are free, you can lean on the inclined bridge, the bright moon is in the sky, and flowers bloom and fall in front of the court. May you sing with the wind and be happy. Good morning.

53. My short message reaches your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun shines on your ass in time. My blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!

54. Open your eyes and send a text message to greet you. Stretch and awaken the god of luck; Dress and wash, and be happy and intimate with you; Ride a breeze and embark on a happy journey; SMS greetings, happiness is increasing day by day. I wish you good morning and happiness!

55. Money is falling in the sky, bankbooks are waiting in line, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in the group! These are your dreams from last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

56. The morning light shines on your face and the morning wind blows into your heart. Did you receive my blessing? Sleep away yesterday's fatigue and win today's beauty. I hope you can eat it. You have a good appetite, full of energy and vitality. Good morning, friend!

57. Lazy and sunny. The morning light shines on your face. I am kissing you. Do you feel it? Smile and wish you today. I am in a good mood, and your smiling face is something I should cherish. Miss you.

58, winter, heavy conditioning; Exercise more and sunbathe; Go to bed early and get up late; Often open the window for ventilation; Warm abdomen and back, cold does not dominate; Suitable for nourishing and strengthening the body; Optimism, no worries; Warm feelings, warm transmission, endless joy!

59. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up" when canceling the service. Good morning!

60, good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy smile. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you make money. May your career rise to wealth, and your sweet love will get better every day. Blessings always arrive earlier than others: good morning!

6 1, I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and jump off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

62. After the storm, I only hope that there will be a heart on the bumpy road; After a thousand turns, I only hope to raise a glass with my bosom friend on the difficult embankment to eliminate all fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness. Good morning!

63. I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always pick on you, hehe, good morning brothers and sisters!

Everyone says that the longest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

65. Have you ever had the same experience, flipping your wrist or putting your hand into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, and then suddenly finding that you didn't look at the time? A new day and a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!

66.good morning! If I wake you up and know that your dream has not been completed, please don't complain Rub your confused eyes, wash your sleepy face, have a nice breakfast and start a beautiful day. Good morning, dear friend!

67. SMS from ufo: I wish every man and woman who gets up early, walks dogs and flies kites in the morning, regardless of age, height, short, fat, thin, married, unmarried, cool, old, beautiful, handsome and beautiful (there is an urgent need to catch my breath here): Good morning!

68, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can eat it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order it! Good morning!

69. The early morning breeze floats over the window sill and caresses the corner of the hair tip. The birds in the early morning chirp and laugh when they wake up. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful, and the "friends" in nature are calling you: "Good friends, get up quickly, it's' good morning'."

70.good morning. Have you eaten? If you haven't eaten yet, I'll give you a plate of duck, which will make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; Take a sip of soup and you will be healthy forever; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

7 1, good morning, brush your teeth and wash your face to get rid of your troubles, exercise happily, drink water to clear your intestines and listen to music. Eating a balanced breakfast is the most important thing, and reading is the most reliable at this time. The beginning of the day is beautiful. Good morning, Zhu Jun.

72. Ding Rinrin, I wish you a happy mood after getting up; Ding, I wish you a good mood in the morning; Ding, may you be happy; Ding Lingling, may your dream never end; Ding Lingling, bless you not to run out of short messages; Say hello to Ding. May you be happy all your life. Good morning!

73, big waves wash sand, heroes can't escape from the workshop, the boss's speech is Mount Tai, doing good deeds encourages you to move forward, making mistakes and criticisms is nothing new, smiling and asking who is right in life, cowboys in the world are very busy, I hope you will be busy again every day, counting money and numb your hands! Good morning!

Magpies sing for you, alarm clocks ring for you, chickens crow for you, kittens meow for you, puppies want for you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

75. The air in the morning was really good. I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Covered in Jin Ruyi, Jin Dou kept taking risks; Every morning, friends who receive text messages come to wrestle. Haha, good morning, my friend!

76. May you bring laughter on weekends, on outings, at parties, at reunions and in dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and busy fortune in the new week!

77. The sky is bright and the morning is coming; Flowers bloom and the grass laughs; The mobile phone rang and the text message came; You see, your face is red; I miss you and I love you; Looking at the east, the spirit is coming; Take your legs and go to the appointment; Good morning, waiting for you!

78. Send you 12 "Red Hearts", feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient and careful when you encounter things that are not satisfactory, pay attention to making friends, treat others sincerely, be happy at home, feel at ease at night, have confidence in yourself, have love for others, and wish you a happy day! Good morning!

79. If you cry, your opponent will laugh; If you laugh, your opponent will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Good morning, friend!

80. Sunny, twittering birds, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, feel happy, happy, lucky, blessed, every minute, every second, gently, greetings, good friends, good morning!

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