When girls send out all kinds of strange questions, how should you answer them?

I believe that brothers will always meet women and throw out a lot of useless tests. Here, we will share the most practical waste test answers.

What is waste testing? A test (DHV) that women use to test whether you are socially valuable.

The invalid test usually happens shortly after I met you, before women know you very well, have not had in-depth communication, or have not had intimate contact.

How to deal with the female waste test: Unexpected answers can often reflect your high value (DHV).

How to reflect "unexpected" in the answer?

Below I use 25 classic waste test questions commonly used by women to teach you how to give wonderful answers!

1, "Do you often meet girls in the street like this?"

Wrong answer A: Yes.

Wrong answer B: Never.

Correct answer: Yes, but this time it is the most emotional.

2. You sent a text message to the girl you accosted, and she texted back: "Who are you?"

Wrong answer A: I'm Xiaoling who talked to you the other day …

Wrong answer B: I am the handsome guy who asked you for your number at the mall!

Correct answer: Haha, it seems that you left so many numbers for boys that I can't remember who I am.

3. "Do you think my dress looks good?"

Wrong answer a: it looks good.

Wrong answer B: Not bad.

Correct answer: Come on, let me look around ... She turned around and said, It's beautiful. At the same time, you also guide her to show her beauty in front of you. )

4. "What do you think of my best friend?"

Wrong answer A: It's beautiful.

Wrong answer B: Not so good, far worse than you.

Wrong answer C: I didn't pay much attention to her.

Correct answer: I think she is sincere to you and should cherish such friends.

5. "Do you want to chase me?"

Correct answer: Yes. Recently, I finished sprinting and prepared to participate in the Olympic Games, lacking a sparring partner.

6. "Why are you looking for me? You can ask other girls out. No girls ask you out? "

Correct answer: Actually, many girls asked me out, but I refused. I can't bear to think of you alone.

7. "Do you love me?"

Correct answer: I'm 520, as deep as water and as hot as fire, you know? I live in hot water!

8. "You are so stupid!"

Correct answer: Hey ~, otherwise I wouldn't be with you.

9. "Why are you acting like a child?"

Correct answer: Mature men want to find a childlike innocence.

10, "You care about me? Who are you to me? "

Correct answer: I don't care about you. I just pity those children who don't know the way of the world on weekdays. I'm afraid they will go astray and give them a hand.

"No need!"

Correct answer: Oh ~, so you admit that you are a cute little P-boy.

1 1, "Are you talented? Why can't I see it? "

Correct answer: Talent and color are synonyms. Haven't you heard of the word romantic genius? When you see my color, you will see my talent.

12, "I haven't seen you much recently. What are you busy with? "

Correct answer: Alas ~ I can only practice sword, spear, halberd, chess and calligraphy at home. What, do you want to ask me out? Invite me to dinner and leave. ......

13, "XXX (your name), I'm thirsty."

Correct answer A: Why are you thirsty? I'm not a water dispenser!

Correct answer B: I have saliva here. Do you want it?

14, "Aren't you rich? How can you come to eat a stall like ours? "

Correct answer A: (Laughter, slow tone) Hey ~, now the economy is depressed, so we have to scrimp and save ~

Correct answer B: I'm here to observe people's feelings.

15, "Why are you always so serious?"

Correct answer: (serious expression) That's true, because I am a noble person, a pure person, and a person who is free from low tastes. (Expression changes) Come on, girl, give grandpa a smile.

16, "Are you always so stupid?"

Correct answer: My mother told me to be sincere when I was young, so I never pretend to be myself. I am not as happy as you, and I don't know whether you are happy or not.

17, "Do you think I am a beauty?"

Correct answer: You can't just look at appearances. I pay more attention to a person's inner beauty, the beauty inside underwear. If you let me see your inner beauty, I will treat you as a beauty ~

18, "You know you care about me, too?"

Correct answer: I just sympathize with you. The thought of your miserable life reminds me of Xiao Qiang in front of my house.

19, (mm changed her beautiful hairstyle to ask for praise) "They said my hairstyle is not beautiful. What do you think?"

Correct answer: How can they say that?

"Really?"

Correct answer: I think your hairstyle is quite special.

"I told you."

Correct answer: particularly ugly. (Prepare female powder boxing ~ ~ ~)

20. "Is it serious?"

Correct answer: I am only serious about punctual people. It seems that you are not punctual enough. Oh, well, work hard.

2 1, "How do you feel about not seeing me these days?"

Correct answer: I miss you. Life is incomplete without you.

"Really?"

Correct answer: alas ~, the floor has not been swept and the clothes have not been washed.

22. "You didn't come to see me when I was ill in hospital ~"

Correct answer: Are you ready?

"It's all right now."

Correct answer: I hope I haven't met you. Damn it, no, I have to start over!

24. "You men always say that women are like clothes and men are like brothers."

Correct answer: I think so. I've been streaking for years!

25. "What about my figure? Am I fat? "

Correct answer: Come here quickly and hold it for a while. (Good physical contact)