Funny little joke

A teacher who keeps her students by name is the same as a mistress who keeps her men by pregnancy. Life needs jokes, and jokes can make us happy. The following is a complete collection of funny jokes arranged by the column. Let's laugh together!

Funny jokes daquan (1) 1, delicious and cheap shops are not quiet, quiet and delicious shops are not cheap, and cheap and quiet shops are not delicious.

On the bus, because it is rush hour, a young man said. Squeeze what Stop squeezing! I can't get off after several fucking stops! ?

The other guy said:? Dude, come on, you're better than me. I'm just passing by. Everyone is crowded! ?

At this time, my uncle in his forties said: Make way, make way, let me pass. I'm a bus driver. Who's driving now? ?

The boss of the mobile company is cursed by the witch and can only say one sentence a month.

Find the witch a year later: for. . .

The witch asked: Do you want to know why what you didn't say last month can't be accumulated to next month?

The boss nodded.

The witch sneered: Have you accumulated my monthly residual flow? Have you accumulated meeting minutes for me? You fucking want to talk. . . !

I sent a message in the circle of friends: I finally got my driver's license!

Look at the intoxicating reply below: Can you afford a car after your driver's license comes down?

Can you afford a car and shake it?

Shake the horn, can you afford to burn oil?

I can afford to burn oil What should I do if I meet BMW?

What if I can't touch BMW and meet an old man?

Dear friends and classmates, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming. Because the dispute between meat zongzi and jujube zongzi has a long history, and the dispute between sweet zongzi and salty zongzi has a long history, if you can't accurately know my preferences, sending zongzi won't better convey your mind, so this year's Dragon Boat Festival won't accept zongzi, but only cash, again, only cash!

I'll buy zongzi myself. I hope everyone will cooperate. Thank you! !

2. Solemnly declare: anyone who opens a shop in my circle of friends sells cars, watches and medicines, underwear and bras, cosmetics and soap, clothes, shoes and hats, bags, masks, daily necessities, plane tickets and mobile phone numbers, as well as lovely and sweet photos. . .

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. Give me something to sell. Thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either I've been staring at you for a year.

3. When I'm away, you must cover the quilt when you sleep. Don't kick the quilt naughty to avoid catching a cold. Remember to eat on time. It's so hot. Don't eat too much cold drinks and ice cream. Think about the day when we met. At that time, only I love you so much. Since I love you so much, would you like to give me a red envelope from 5.5 yuan to buy a zongzi, so that I can taste the Dragon Boat Festival?

Dear friends and classmates, the Dragon Boat Festival is coming. Because the dispute between meat zongzi and jujube zongzi has a long history, and the dispute between sweet zongzi and salty zongzi has a long history, if you can't accurately know my preferences, sending zongzi won't better convey your mind, so this year's Dragon Boat Festival won't accept zongzi, but only cash, again, only cash!

I'll buy zongzi myself. I hope everyone will cooperate. Thank you! !

2. Solemnly declare: anyone who opens a shop in my circle of friends sells cars, watches and medicines, underwear and bras, cosmetics and soap, clothes, shoes and hats, bags, masks, daily necessities, plane tickets and mobile phone numbers, as well as lovely and sweet photos. . .

Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. Give me something to sell. Thank you for your cooperation! It's not easy for me either I've been staring at you for a year.

You must cover the quilt when I am away. Don't kick the quilt naughty, lest you catch a cold. Remember to eat on time It's too hot, you shouldn't eat too many cold drinks and ice cream. Think about the day when we met. Only I can love you so much. Since I love you so much, would you like to send me a red envelope from 5.5 yuan, let me buy a zongzi, and let me taste the Dragon Boat Festival?

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