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People who do nothing hurry home for dinner as soon as they get off work.

1. If you don't care about your food, you will have no spirit if you don't eat it for a day.

2. If you insist on cooking, there is nothing you can't catch up with. Cook for oil!

I want to cook a good meal in this smelly and rotten day.

4. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

5. Sleeping king after class, lightning wolf in the canteen, everyone is a dry rice man!

6. Live in vain, die in vain, and struggle for life in vain.

7. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning wolf.

8. Today's meal is not hard, and tomorrow's state is unstable, giao!

9. Eat in the canteen and let others have nothing to do.

10. After all, nothing can't be solved by a delicious meal. If there is, then eat two meals in a row. What to eat in the morning? What to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to drink in afternoon tea?

1 1. December goal: to be a successful chef! Ganfanren Ganfanhun Success Ganfanren

12. People who do dry food are sleepy and refreshed as soon as they arrive at the meal.

13. Those who don't eat have joined the women's group. I can only join the US Mission if I cook rice.

14. The world is big and the dry food is the largest.

15. Whether you are white, black or lace, in the eyes of dried rice people, there are only shredded potatoes, shredded pork with fish flavor and shredded pork with green pepper!

16. It's difficult to drink 8 glasses of water every day, but to cook 8 bowls of rice, all you have to do is say I invite you to dinner. Actually, I was very touched, but I didn't say anything about your cooking.

17. Migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow well.

18. Dry rice man! Great appetite! Big mouth eats the world!

19. On the road of no return, human beings are never lonely.

I like to go home for dinner as soon as I get off work.

A warm word in a circle of friends likes to go home for dinner as soon as I get off work (I) 1. It is fashionable for fat people to feed thin people.

2. I am very hungry. When I was hungry, I ate all the dishes I didn't like with relish.

Every time I go home, my parents always greet me from a distance, make a phone call enthusiastically, and come and pick up the package on the table. Neighbors on the road also greeted each other cordially, and parents chatted for a while. After crossing the "Damaoling", we arrive at the "Candle Pool", which is a three-acre square pond with a natural spring in the middle for two water trucks to draw water. The spring water is clear and sweet and will not be exhausted all year round. Later, under the leadership of his father, the villagers drilled a well with flaky cement to supply the village with domestic water. Every year when the New Year bell rings, my father will carry the water. It is said that grabbing "carrying water first" will bring good luck for a year.

I'll tell you some vegetables. I don't know if you like them. Stir-fried potatoes: shred potatoes, soak in water for five minutes, wash off the starch on the surface, and shred one pepper. Heat oil in a pot, add shredded potatoes and peppers and stir fry, add a little salt, vinegar, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate. Stir-fry and plate.

You come from my old country. Tell me what happened there! .

Are you tired of having an affair with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?

7. Who can get drunk when eating and drinking late at night?

8. Tomorrow is the Lunar New Year and my mother's birthday. I have to go home for dinner. It's another warm winter this year, and I haven't seen any snowflakes. I hope it will snow, let the impetuous world calm down and find the winter appearance of my hometown in my memory. Go home for dinner. What a sweet sentence. The name of a hotel downstairs is "Go home for dinner", and the restaurant next to it seems a little deserted, but this one is booming, perhaps because of this warm feeling.

9. I wish you, unload the tired and painful memories; Happy moments always belong to you.

10. You fly freely in the sky, spicy wing root.

I admit, I want someone to give me a home! If nothing else, I just want to go home and have a hot meal. ...

12. Smart people manage health, smart people store health, ordinary people don't understand health, and careless people ignore health.

13. Independence can lead a comfortable life, and the basic fantasy of eating a hot meal at home can only be realized by myself and my mother.

14. Eat at midnight, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke, quack.

15. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway.

16. After work, there is no better medicine than after work. It can cure boredom, relieve depression, drive away all fatigue and eliminate all troubles. Another blessing, icing on the cake: I wish you a happy day after work!

17. Food is the most important thing for people, which is a common practice. The happiest thing in life is that the fireworks in the kitchen smell so good!

18. Friend, if you get this message just after work. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I'm not mistaken, there must be people watching you say, are you not sick?

19. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you usually dare not eat. Delicious food really has a healing effect. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!

20. Lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is meat, and the glacier is you.

A warm word in a circle of friends likes to go home for dinner as soon as I get off work (2 1). Egrets are flying freely in front of Mount Cisse, chubby mandarin fish are swimming happily in the river, and the peach blossoms floating on the water are so bright and full. An old man on the river bank, wearing a blue bamboo hat and green hemp fiber, braved the oblique wind and drizzle and fished leisurely. He was fascinated by the beautiful spring scenery and didn't even go home after the rain.

22. If I have a stable job, I can earn enough money to support my family. When I get home from work, I will have hot meals and someone will help me open a bottle.

23. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be hot meals at home.

24. Peaceful, interesting and not too intense.

If you don't come back, that home is your own world.

26. It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.

27. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

28. There will be hot meals at home. Happiness comes too suddenly. It's hard, wife!

29. Go home for the New Year if you have money!

30. After being away from home for a long time, the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.

3 1. After thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mom kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.

As long as I eat fast enough, fat can't catch up with me.

33. Home cooking is the happiest. May I look back on happiness after many years.

34. The happiest life is to eat home-cooked meals with relatives, have favorite dishes and drink favorite radish ribs soup.

35. Home-cooked meals are the most delicious, and eating with family members is the happiest.

36. Passengers returning late, would you like a drink?

37. The happiest meal in the world is not to enjoy luxurious dishes in a fancy restaurant, but to have a home-cooked meal with your beloved.

38. As soon as I get off work, my eyes shine, my three spirits are happy, my limbs are relaxed, my body is five feet, my six roots are clean, my eyes are exquisite, I am happy all around, and I am very comfortable. Have a nice day after work!

39. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.

40. I am so hungry at work. If I don't eat, I will lose weight. If I don't eat for two days, I will lose four pounds. If I go to eat after work, I can gain five pounds. I don't understand.

Yearning for coming home from work and just eating.

Looking forward to coming home from work and just eating. A 1。 Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

I want to go home again. I just feel at home. I feel very wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I get home from work.

Time flies, time goes by little by little, and it's Spring Festival again. People are crowded in the narrow box office when they go home, staying up all night, writing anxiety on their faces, eating and sleeping, no matter how hard it is, standing or leaning, they can have a dream of going home. Tickets are still small. However, this is people's worry. The increasing number of trains still can't shorten the way home. The ever-increasing high-speed rail still can't bear the pain of people going home. The crowded green car still carries the dream of returning home year after year, recording the pain year after year.

4. Life is full of five flavors, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I would like to warm a pot of wine and wait for the night owl.

I am waiting for you to go home, and I will treat you well.

No matter how far you go, a city with parents will always be home. Mid-Autumn Festival, with the people you care about, even an ordinary meal is better than delicacies. It is the happiest time to have you with me.

7. Forget it, forget it, don't be angry, at least go home from work and have a hot meal.

8. Talking about eating late at night is not just a meal.

9. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention there is still a long way to go.

10. Because of a love, I have a home; Nesting warms the memory of a generation; Because I changed a room, I fulfilled my lifelong dream; Because of a you, drunk for three generations; Living in a pillow and sleeping in a cave to die, life and death are inseparable. With you, home and happiness. Light rain, light thinking, light life. Healthy and relaxed; Living is easy; Life is not easy. Living in clouds and flowing water, a hundred years of harmony. When we go out to support our families, we often feel homesick and we are eager to go home. The warmest thing in the world is the care of family.

1 1. Are you tired of having an affair with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?

12. The happiest life is to have home-cooked meals with relatives, with favorite vegetables and radish sparerib soup.

13. After work, forget your troubles, put down your burden, close your eyes and enjoy the day. Hot meals are waiting for you, and warm wishes are waiting for you. Dear friend, love is at work, I wish you happiness!

14. The happiest thing is to have dinner with my family.

15. The happiness of going home with meals every year, the happiness of going home with meals every year, and the season of reunion.

16. It is common practice to go home and honor your parents. Good health is the happiest thing.

17. I am happiest when I wake up naturally every day. I ate home-cooked food and played mahjong with my friends in the afternoon.

18. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

19. There are many things hidden in my heart. Sour is you, so is sweet.

20. Go home for tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.

I yearn for the mood of eating right after I get home from work. 2 1. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately.

22. Go home to eat delicious food these two days. Do you want to control your weight next week, or do you swear not to lose weight and have a son? By the way, going to work will make people fat.

23. Someone will pick it up on time after work and there will be hot meals at home.

All the expenses at home depend on your daily hard work. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

25. Independence is the only way to live a free life. The basic fantasy of having a hot meal at home can only be realized by myself and my mother.

People always have a hot meal as soon as they get home. Whenever you take your child home, you will only be hungry if you don't burn yourself.

27. A bunch of flowers, two points sweet, three points expectation, four seasons peace, Five Blessingg Liushun, seven stars shining high, wind coming from all directions, waiting for you for a long time, time is up, come back from work. Wish happiness every second!

28. I'm so happy to get a hot meal when I get home from work!

29. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

30. As soon as I get off work, my eyes shine, my three spirits are happy, my limbs are relaxed, my body is five feet, my six roots are clean, my eyes are exquisite, and I am happy and comfortable all around. Have a nice day after work!

The advantage of living with parents is that they can have a hot meal when they get home from work.

32. If I don't go home on weekends, I will get upset, and then I will buy bad snacks. Eating them will hurt my stomach and cost me money. I might as well go home and have fun and eat delicious food.

33. Cooking and eating at home is the happiest. Seafood, all kinds of meat and vegetables, under the change that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice, it is also a pleasure to present them properly and enjoy lunch with her family.

34. I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but after buying it, I felt that I had to wash vegetables and dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.

Let's call it a day, have a happy dinner and have a sweet and happy day.

36. Prepare a table full of joy for the person you love. The moment they stepped into the house, it was neither too hot nor too cold, just right.

37. I really want to get a wife. Every day I go home with hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I get a good wife?

38. I really want to live from nine to five every day and go home for a hot meal after work.

39. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking about it at this time. When I can't see you, I will feel spaced out. Can you come back early to accompany me?

40. The happiest moment in ordinary life, apart from the arrival of the bank card, is to be able to sit together and have a light meal.

Thank my roommate for having food as soon as he gets off work.

I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but when I bought it, I felt I had to wash the dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.

2. The highest level of eating goods is eating at sight.

3. Happiness is that my mother read books all afternoon, my brother read books all afternoon, and I also read books all afternoon, and my grandmother cooked an ordinary meal, which is the happiest moment.

4. After tasting camel meat, we came to the two generations of love barbecue shop. These Xinjiang boys are really interesting! Wearing a Uighur hat and a moustache of Avanti, it's so cute! But what attracted me most was the giant mutton string. Roast mutton gave off an attractive smell and sucked all the bugs out of my stomach. I couldn't help sticking out my tongue and licking my mouth and swallowing it.

The consistency of that meal proves the long flow of water.

6. Eat in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke, quack.

All the expenses at home depend on your daily hard work. I am really distressed, but I can't replace you, so you should take care of yourself.

8. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, make a picture at night, and watch the raiders in the early morning. No TV, no games, no hot meals, no mobile phone brush.

9. Peaceful, interesting and not too intense.

10. Life is short. Don't make your stomach bitter.

1 1. But when I got home, I went to play games.

12. anxious to return, a nest is better than no nest.

13. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

14. The holiday has been arranged and you can go home in two months. China Duck, people who have no ambition just want to go home and eat delicious food now.

15. It's going to rain, and the meal should be ready. Life is short, have another bowl.

16. Remind my husband that I am off duty. I don't know if you miss me. Be careful when you are alone outside. The quilt must warm your heart. Planting flowers must be intentional, and planting willows is not necessarily a shade. Wish my husband happiness every day.

17. I really envy people who go home three times a day and have a hot meal. I don't want to eat takeout

18. Stinky tofu is very hospitable. She is always filled with a strong fragrance, which makes people look for it.

19. I have been away for a long time, and the happiest thing when I get home is to cook a home-cooked meal for my family.

20. I went to my boyfriend and forgot to go home.

Thank your roommate for having a meal as soon as he gets off work (2 1). Sweating at the dinner table is more comfortable than ever.

22. It turns out that the gentleness of life is to pause time and enjoy food with family.

23. I feel more and more that eating a hot meal after work is the happiest thing. I want to go home.

24. After thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mom kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.

25. The starting point is the ticket to go home, and the end point is the smile of loved ones. There are snow and snow all the way. Warmth is accompanied by a fluttering heart. All the children in the world go home well, care about their hearts, and happy blessings come together. Happy smiles surround the house, happy Spring Festival and live a good life in advance. Have a nice trip! I wish you a happy home!

26. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.

27. Food sharing without copywriting is simple, rude and delicious.

28. I like small animals very much, such as fried chicken, roast duck and boiled fish.

29. Give you a bike after work: relaxation is the cushion, leisure is the foot-binding, happiness is the bell, and stretching is the handlebar. Happy bell rings, sit on the mat, stretch your bike and ride. I wish you a pleasant journey after work and a good mood all the way.

30. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?

3 1. I ate too many snacks recently and didn't eat well. You can eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow.

I have never hated anything in my life. I hate five things. First, the shad is bony; second, the kumquat is too sour; third, the water shield is cold; fourth, the begonia is odorless; and fifth, Ceng Zi can't write poetry.

33. I finally know that every day, all kinds of happy people are embarrassed and afraid of losing. Those who simply do routines without showing off, sending Weibo or using WeChat are the happiest.

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

35. Going home from work and having dinner with my husband is really the happiest moment of the day. I want to cook as soon as I get home. I'm not tired at all.

36. The good times are over. My parents are gone, and there is no hot food at home. I will start to be self-reliant.

37. Work is tiring enough. I have to eat after work. I am bored to death. Can you separate work from life? ?

38. Sometimes I really want to have a hot meal at home when I am late from work.

39. I hope I can be normal for a while, not sad, not sleepy, not tired, eat on time, have time to read a class every day, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.

40. Life is full of five flavors, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I would like to warm a pot of wine and wait for the night owl.