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What are the blessing messages sent to classmates this year? Be funny.

Spring Festival is coming, I recommend two fashionable New Year pictures. There are students at home, please hang the head of a famous detective Conan, indicating that it is difficult to fail the exam. There are staff at home, please hang up the head of Hong Kong sister Michele Monique Reis to represent your salary increase.

I sincerely wish you a happy new year for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. WaChangCheng; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; Feed you