Humorous sentences of husband and wife quarreling

The couple are watching TV at home. TV news broadcast: "Men nowadays want to have an extramarital affair." After hearing this, the husband quickly said, "Then I must be the man there and lie to me as a bastard!" " "Then, the news continued:" Other men had an affair. "

Husband is surfing the internet. Poor wife: "Husband, do you love me?" Husband: "I won't say it!" " "Wife:" Why are you doing this? I just want to ask. Now you won't even tell me the language of love, thinking of that year ... my husband is very helpless: "love, love, love!" "Wife:" Then you will definitely be willing to give me the computer! " "Husband:" ... "

Poor wife: "Husband, do you love me?" Husband: "Love!" Wife: "Do you love me? Can you promise me one thing?" Husband: "Good!" Wife: "Then I surf the Internet today!" " "Husband:" ... "