Happy April Fool's Day in 2022

1, I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear, and this is how the sea is formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, crying silly, happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight. Dear pig, happy April Fool's Day!

The teacher said: I want a class flower for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers! Happy April Fool's Day ~

On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man nervously say: the child is not mine! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. What is the most painful thing in the world? Obviously, you are smart, but you have been cheated. Do you know the most painful thing in the world? That is, you are smart, but you have had it-April Fool's Day.

6. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you a silly voice when you speak. When singing, stupid sounds surround the beam; At work, be silly and flexible. Love will not be silly until death. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

8. This message is absolutely exclusive to you. You are over age on Children's Day, everyone is glorious on Labor Day, and National Day is too far away. Based on your daily performance, I wish you every success. Forget April Fool's Day. Remember to be happy.

9. Brother Fool, on this big day when all China people can be fools, Brother Fool wishes you never to change your foolish mind, be silly and happy, be silly and happy, be silly and happy. . . . . Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

10, I am getting more and more busy at work, too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day! !

1 1. There is a kind of fish called Le Kuaijie Mermaid, which can make you happy. So I bought you one today. Unexpectedly, after eating your poem, you casually said, "Today, we don't accept gifts on holidays, only pleasure and happiness!" " ! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, April Fool's Day is not a fool, even a fool can't fool you, so I want to send my blessing to you. May peace fool you into falling in love, health fool you into company, and happiness fool you into being together forever.

13, I wish you: many stars are wise and stupid; The popularity is soaring and the future is bright; Young and promising, rising steadily; Speed up the whip; Capture the flag; Live and work in peace! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, from today on, you will go out and be a fool, so stupid that you will be beautiful everywhere, so stupid that you can't see good luck, so stupid that you will be smart and successful, so stupid that you will be safe, so stupid that you will always be healthy and happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. In spring, I will send you a smiling face to make you sleepless. In spring, I will send you some poems to make you think. In spring, I will send you a heartbeat to make you happier than anyone else on April Fool's Day.