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How to chase your favorite goddess?

Let's talk about the more traditional and clever ones. It is also the most basic. As for advanced and special scenes, I will mention them later.

Chasing girls,

First, the appearance should not be too shabby, the height and weight are hard injuries, and the face (150 can't afford to be injured) is not that important. The looks here are not shabby, not how handsome you are. Handsome guys don't need any skills to pursue women. Just dress appropriately here. Hair, beard, these external things. After all, although there are many infatuated girls, there are very few who are really not handsome and don't marry. (anthomaniac is dead)

Second, the quality should not be too low. Never act as if you have never seen a woman in your life. Even **YY can only be buried deep in my heart. Don't turn blue at the sight of girls.

Third, you can't be swollen and fat. It is absolutely impossible to fill a large sum of money without money. No money, no money to pursue the law. Is it worthwhile to spend a lot of money chasing girls and chasing gold diggers? )

Fourth, confession is only a form, which can only be achieved after establishing a relationship. Otherwise, there must be no one. But there are several situations that must be confessed. There is a third party, and the two should be separated. There is also a feeling that girls are already interested in you, and there is only one layer of paper between you. Remember, you must pierce this paper. Never wait for the goddess. This degree should be grasped by yourself. Boys should take the initiative and have never been hurt by people's affection.

Fifth, bold, considerate, thick-skinned and confident are the essential characteristics of chasing girls. There are also thin-skinned pursuers. As long as you are handsome, handsome will die.

Sixth, it would be better if you could understand a musical instrument. Exercise yourself more at ordinary times is the capital of * *. You can't hurt anything. If you sing well, you can attract girls. If you can't sing well, don't sing in front of others. Practice more by yourself.

Seventh, read more books and accept more information. So you won't be poor when you communicate with your sister. What books do you read? You know, squint manually.

Eighth, we must firmly believe that not all girls are black, and not all girls are money worshippers. There are many goddesses who do not worship gold. Not all girls are rotten women, so it doesn't matter if you are poor, but you should have the courage to struggle. If the other person hates you, it's doomed. )

Ninth, care, remember, hospitality is not equal to care. (Don't talk too much nonsense)

Tenth, perseverance. Sincerely, the stone opens. Where there is a will, there is a way. Remember not to back down at a critical moment, knowing that your retreat will completely cut off all hope. (Except those who are doomed to fail, this article does not include all wolf friends.)

Initial preparation:

You are connected with your goddess, but you don't conform to the old adage. In most cases, many people will shrink back or catch up, but neither way is the most suitable. Now, you should stop and think about what attracts you to your goddess, whether it is worth chasing, or whether you love your goddess. If your goddess is with you, what can you give her? These are all necessary and must be considered first. I can't help it if you want to play. You win, the playboy dies.

Secondly, you should know what you have now, what resources you can use, and how to avoid exposing your shortcomings in a short time. (Everyone has shortcomings)

And if you are with the goddess, will you change your mind or just have fun? All these should be considered clearly. Others vary from person to person. However, it is best to think calmly in the early stage.

After determining the goal and direction, we will start the preparatory work in the early stage.

First, the goddess' information, address, telephone number, WeChat, QQ, Weibo and email address.

Second, the goddess' hobbies, interests, activities, favorite foods and snacks. Blood type, constellation, birthday, mate selection criteria, and the bottom line and so on. (Is it troublesome? Couples die, single is best)

Third, the schedule of the goddess, computer technology, past love history, and most importantly, lamella. Love history is very important. If she can't forget the past, I suggest that she communicate more and watch it later.

Fourth, whether the goddess has the pursuit of male gods, the pursuit of other diaosi, the entanglement of unhealthy young people in society and so on. The point is, beautiful girls are usually chased by many people. Don't be silly. )

Fifth, the goddess likes books, TV series, movies, what musical instruments she can play, whether she can dance or not, and likes to eat Chinese food and western food. Favorite flower, favorite star. This is the key to your success when you meet the goddess.

Sixth, look at your wallet and make a preliminary budget.

Seventh, memorize the above information.

(Is it troublesome? Preferably single)

To do the above, the preliminary preparation is basically completed. Some people may find it difficult to do this, but in fact, there are no secrets in the world since you have a girlfriend. You can get any information as long as the method is correct. So if you want to get rid of the goddess, you must first get rid of her best friend. Of course, this is the premise that you are far away from the goddess, or the goddess doesn't like to take care of you.

Haha, don't have feelings for your best friend. If you really have feelings, it is a good choice to get girlfriends. )

The way to get a best friend is simple, but remember, don't play with your best friend, or you will die miserably. (Except experts)

After you have a best friend, you can use the above information to make a detailed plan for chasing women.

To put it simply, if you want to chase a woman, there is a major premise that the goddess can't hate you, that is, she can hate you, but if she hates you, you are dead. (Go to hell) So don't just stick a hot face on someone else's cold ass. (They are all human beings, so there is no need to degrade themselves. )

This will only make her more and more annoying.

How to let people from two worlds enter the same world? If you can't synchronize your world with the goddess' world, you'd better try to break into her world. Only people from one world have a chance to be together. This is why after some people get married, the man runs a business outside, the woman is a housewife at home, and finally the man has an affair. Simply put, two people are not in the same world because they are married. Even if you fall in love before marriage, there will be barriers. (reservation)

How to enter her world requires the above information. If she likes reading, you can visit the library. (Playing games) I like watching movies, and I can meet you at the cinema. In short, just do what it wants and wait for it. There are no coincidences in the world, and there are few real coincidences, which are predestined.

You can't take the initiative at this time, and you can't take the initiative too much. A woman is a strange animal. She will turn all her feelings into love. Simply put, if you happen to catch the softest part of her heart, and you are not particularly unacceptable, she will consider dating you. But remember, just think about it. If you do anything out of line, you will screw it up.

So remember not to let the goddess hate you. Some goddesses like male chauvinism, some like little men, some like men's care and consideration, some like men's gentlemen, and some like men's wildness. Some people appreciate young artists who play and sing around with their guitars on their backs, while others like young artists who shoot around with their SLR on their backs. Some people like knowledgeable and experienced people. Some like men to be mature and steady, while others like men to be naive. But basically, they are humorous, considerate, honest and kind. Not stingy. Not being stingy doesn't mean spending a lot of money, but don't care about small money. No one will like this kind of person. These are all necessary. Without these. I advise you to give up. (Give it up, Sao Nian. Gay circle welcomes you to join)

After successfully entering her world, the goddess will notice you. How can I put it? If the goddess only regards you as an ordinary friend or a passerby at first, after this step, your status will be significantly improved and become a good friend and an ordinary friend. Because this is only a preliminary relationship. But remember, don't be radical, because now you have broken into her world. You are her unexpected guest, full of freshness and curiosity. In most cases, the goddess treats this uninvited guest coldly. Even if she is interested in you, she won't have much communication with you. It's time for you to go further.

Get up, people who don't want to be slaves, get up, get up, go down, there is an elephant in front.

At this point, you can already talk to the goddess.

The so-called words can be said to be redundant, not to say good night in the morning and afternoon, whether to eat or sleep. Life is just nonsense, and nonsense is still necessary.

But remember not to cross the line of friends. You should and must establish a relationship with your friends. There can be no ambiguity. At this point, as long as you have the same hobbies, it is easy to become friends. If you have become friends, then you can talk about some in-depth issues. At this time, you need to integrate and classify the information collected before, thus creating an illusion that you and the goddess are predestined. Once realized. At this time, you can basically ask out the goddess. (predestination, predestination and separation are separated, and being active does not mean being divided. )

For the first time, it is best to choose a crowded and lively place, preferably during the day. Because the goddess at this time is still wary of you. After all, you don't spend much time with her. This is especially true for the goddess who pursues online. Remember not to choose the inaccessible corner of the park, coffee shop or western restaurant. It's easy to leak clues in these places. Remember that your current relationship is just friends. After meeting, you should observe the reaction of the goddess, because from the moment you ask her out, her thoughts about you are changing minute by minute. Complex and changeable. If you cross this line, you will disgust her. So as to completely sever contact with you. Or beat you back. A passer-by lay down and died. )

Everyone is nervous on the first date unless you are familiar with it. After all, it is very exciting to meet the goddess who misses you day and night. Be careful at this time, it must not be cold. If the goddess puts a colored label on you, you will be miserable. So it is very important to find some topics in advance or find ways to deal with them. If you talk less, find a woman who talks more. )

Next, you talked to the goddess. I'm glad you're walking in the street. Go through different shops. At this time, whether she is thirsty or not, you should buy a bottle of water and hold it in your hand. When you see signs of her thirst, don't hesitate to pass the water directly. (Be sure to have a drink first. What's a bottle? Two bottles are not expensive. Don't ask such questions as whether you are thirsty or not. It's worthless. It's bad for your image. (healthier)

Take the initiative to carry bags and buy things. Don't ask questions such as thirst, hunger and fatigue. Everything depends on you. Being a man is a must. Goddess, you can be kind to her, but you must not get used to it at first. Otherwise, you will be miserable. So be kind to her, be moderate, if she takes it for granted, or flatter her. Then you are definitely a tragedy. Just like friends.

(doomed to tragedy)

There is also a careful observation of the goods she has seen. If it is something she likes but doesn't buy for some reason, as long as it is not too expensive. Buy it. Initial investment is necessary. If you are not careful, your investment will not pay off. Be careful. ) but you must do what you can. Never hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat. Don't be silly. Just give it to her. You can wait until you have a good rest and go shopping on an excuse, then buy it and give it to her next time we meet. Or put it in her bag when you send her back. Very few things will be returned to you. Even though she is an extremely principled person. Neither will it. At this time, whether she admits it or not, your impression in her mind has been greatly improved.

Next, you must pursue victory, because your current role is a mature, steady, gentle and considerate good man. But I'm not talking about stupid confession. (Lying down and admitting being shot) Taking your things doesn't mean liking you. But that doesn't mean I don't like you. This time is the most tangled time for girls. What she sees is your performance, your personality. But if you are so far away from her, she will be afraid of the comments of people around her. In short, no matter what she thinks, whether she admits it or not, she already has you in her heart. It's just that your state is constantly changing. At this time, the evaluation of girlfriends is particularly important.

(Girlfriend is lying down and slandering)

"XXX, there is a person who is very kind to me. But he was so far away from me that I couldn't accept it, but he was really nice and didn't chase me with great fanfare. What do you think I should do? " This kind of topic is a common topic between goddess and girlfriends. At this time, a word from a best friend can decide many things. If the best friend says, "He is nice. What else do you want to choose? I am not afraid that the male god will not pick it, and this one will be lost. " This sentence is quite satisfactory, but the goddess has begun to play drums in her heart. But if the best friend says, "Just like him, no matter how good it is, just like that, that figure, forget it." I broke my mind long ago. "I don't need to say that. You're already a tragedy. So when you want to get rid of a goddess, you must first get rid of her best friend.

(Done, squint manually, don't think slanting)

Don't be too attached to the goddess now. Do you think you are a caterpillar? ) but don't ignore it completely. Time to talk, time to play, time to make trouble.

But don't confess, don't let the whole world see that you are interested in her. ()

If you are at arm's length, looming, playing hard to get, that's what you have to do now. But don't back down. Never back down, once you back down, all your previous efforts will be wasted. At this time, it is time to be good to her and be good to her. So is her best friend. Kill two birds with one stone? In short, you can't show that I don't want you to get married. The rest is a bit ambiguous, everything is acceptable, but remember not to overdo it.

In the following days, the goddess will generally not refuse your invitation. You can choose a quiet and comfortable place suitable for chatting. (You know) Because now, in the heart of the goddess, your position is very strange, between good friends and good friends. But not a spare tire. If you are obvious at this time, congratulations, you have entered the ranks of spare tires. (The spare tire is doomed to tragedy) So don't be radical at this critical moment.

You can talk to her about what she likes, or what you like together, or what you have had fun, or what you have seen during your trip. (Otaku will die of his own volition. In short, the goddess will not hate you easily at this time. As long as what you say is not so explicit and vulgar.

Now is the stage of mutual understanding.

The role of getting your best friend is reflected in the front. Don't be too greedy, or you'll have neither. If she likes painting, you can talk about masterpieces. If she likes games, you can talk about online games. If she likes LOL, you can say that you have played DOTA. In short, make her feel that you are her confidant. (Lan Yan is doomed)

You will find the inner world of the goddess through chatting. At this time, try to make her talk more. Only when she talks more can you understand her, and vice versa. Don't talk too much, it's all nonsense anyway. The goddess will play jokes on you and tell you interesting things at ordinary times. If she likes music, she will also talk to you about a singer's new album, or a pianist's famous songs and so on. But these are not the point. If the topic between you suddenly extends to her emotional story, if she suddenly changes the subject. That shows that this relationship is the weakness of her heart, and the person who knows about it is her best girlfriend. So you can use this as a breakthrough, because you have grasped the softest part of the goddess's heart. In fact, the goddess is often cheated because of her beauty. Therefore, for pursuers, the so-called pursuers, in most cases, it is true. Now that you have become her good friend, you are only one step away from your bosom friend.

(One step can kill you)

As we said before, the goddess' past is her greatest weakness. So now you have two paths. First, expose the scars. (Haha, the beginning of tragedy) It is not a stupid topic to tell the goddess how bad your ex-boyfriend is and how good I am. It is necessary to know what he did to her first. Like abandonment and infidelity. Or dead. Or go abroad. Anyway, you have to convince her that you are different from him. You won't cheat or abandon. Tell more lies and solve the problem later. )

Once you do that, then basically. The goddess's heart is full of you. (You won)

Whether she admits it or not, your status is on an equal footing with your boyfriend, and there is no skill in how to do it, only eight words of truth, sincerity and rock-breaking.

There are more sweet words, and those who can't say them are doomed to be single.

If you hold her hand on a special occasion, cross the street, or in other circumstances, and she doesn't refuse or resist. She didn't let go until she crossed the road. This situation shows that she has special feelings for you. At this time, some beginners think that she likes you and falls in love with you. Yes, it is possible to fall in love with you and like you, but more girls are unlikely to refuse. To put it simply, you are her confidant, and she regards you as the closest person besides her best friend. If you cross the street by holding her hand, she will think that you care about her and love her, but it doesn't necessarily mean that she will fall in love with you. Maybe she's just embarrassed to take her hand out. Or refuse you. So you need to observe further. The first time you held her hand across the street, she blushed. It's almost certain that she likes you, if she doesn't secretly look at you or show a happy expression. It's almost certain that she's embarrassed to take her hand out. In the second case, you'd better let go. Avoid causing unnecessary trouble. This distance is about 100 meters to 3000 meters. (There should be a zero missing at the back, don't be silly.)

You can try to watch a movie together in the future, and then slowly hold her hand. If she still doesn't resist, you can be sure that she has a good impression on you without me, but remember not to play such stupid things as attacking and kissing in the cinema. It's easy to screw things up. Generally speaking, it will greatly reduce your image. Hard-won impressions are wasted. (destined to be single)

Then you can try the scene of your evening date, if she is successfully asked out by you. This means that she absolutely trusts you. At this time, you can try the old-fashioned but effective provocation, you can say so.

"Well, there are several girls chasing me recently, and I don't know who to choose (say hundreds). I am very entangled. " If she calmly said, "Really? Congratulations, "in fact, my heart is scolding you again, this bastard, isn't it so good to like me?" Is it because I think too much? Or she exaggeratedly said, "huh? Why would anyone chase someone like you? Stop joking. Who has such a bad eye? " The subconscious of this sentence is saying that if I can have such a crush on you, you will be practical to me. Maybe one day I am happy and I will be your girlfriend.

Another possibility is a temporary silence, which can basically conclude that her mind is at war with heaven. She is not sure whether what you said is true, so she is confused. Don't know what to say. Bless you or help you choose. These are not the best choices, so she is very entangled. (There's another one, playing with you from beginning to end)

The last possibility is that she helps you choose, or tells you what to choose, if what she says is very similar to herself. Then I don't need to teach you, and you know how to do it. But if what she says is very different from herself, Basically, it can be concluded that she doesn't like you, or doesn't like you that much, so * * hasn't succeeded yet. Comrades still need to work hard.

If it is the first few, your relationship will be mature and natural. You successfully broke into her life and became an important part and an indispensable part of her life. You won the favor of her best friend, (awesome, kill many birds with one stone,) as well as her own identity, your personality, knowledge, appearance, figure and so on. They all passed the exam. Basically, at this time, she will be your girlfriend with or without confession. All you need to do is take a step forward and break this enough paper.

()

There are many ways. If she's the first, say, hey. I want to choose one of them. But I already have someone in my heart. It's a pity. I just want to be nice to her in my life. Other women are just passing in my eyes.

Then don't wait for her to talk, kiss and hug. It's up to you. Hold on for a minute. Eat more tofu even if you fail, and don't treat you like a gentleman. ) refuse if you don't resist, and have a happy expression. You'll succeed. If you are disgusting, this is the best time. Don't be afraid of mistakes, speak up. For happiness, come on, go ahead. There is an elephant ahead, turn left quickly.

Ex: XXX, I like you for a long time. I fell in love with you at the first sight. Your words and deeds, your smiles have attracted me deeply. I especially like the way you play the piano. Every time, I will listen quietly by the piano room for an afternoon, and then pretend to meet you by chance. Whatever you've been through before, it's over Believe me, the sunshine is always after the storm, and tomorrow will be better, won't it? (confession: I like you or something. It's short and fast ...)

Then. Needless to say, you are already lovers, but falling in love with the goddess is not the end, but the beginning. Since I have chosen a goddess who will be chased by many people. In other words, does she have a boyfriend? (The third girl is dead, and the third girl will have a fourth girl when she digs) There will still be many people chasing her. If this time is taken lightly, it is easy to be poached, because she had no one to compare with before, and now she has someone to compare with. So there are two ways. The first is to keep the original care. Even better. The second is to spoil the goddess to heaven. It will be difficult for you to get off the ground in the future. ) Let other boys flinch from her. How to choose specifically. Decide for yourself.