Who can send me the host speech of the news broadcast?

This is not the official version, but it's all the same.

Script lines of "News Network"

Play music on the news and cover your face with "TV".

Male host: Hello, audience friends!

Hostess: Today is 65438+ 10/4, the day of the lunar calendar.

Moderator: Welcome to today's news broadcast.

Moderator: The main content of this news is that the financial crisis has spread to every corner of the universe. According to gossip, every planet in the solar system has faced a serious financial crisis.

Male host: Yesterday, a European and American pure gold diamond watch landed in Asia and quickly occupied Zhengzhou market.

Moderator: Xinhua News Agency reporter: According to a senior and frank reporter, Xiao Shenyang was very surprised at the annual meeting of Henan Electric Power Thinking.

Male host: Please see the detailed report below.

(Hang up the "external mirror" sign) (Reporter A appears)

Reporter A: Hello, audience, I'm a reporter for the news broadcast. Obviously, the financial crisis has spread to every corner of the world. Office workers are the number one victims. They have to be thrifty while working hard, and they have to accept the plunder of rising prices while being thrifty. It can be said that it is difficult for parents to talk about friends. Once the wallet is relaxed, there is no food or drink. Let's interview a passerby at random to find out the details.

(Supporting actor enters, brushes his hair and leaves)

Reporter A: Hello, classmate. I am the news. ...

(Reporter A laughs awkwardly)

Reporter A: This must be a friend of Fortune Plaza, because only friends of Fortune Plaza can walk so seriously. Let's interview another friend.

(Wang Zaijin)

Reporter A: Hello, I'm a reporter for the news broadcast. Can you give me a short interview?

(Mike hands it to Wangzai) (Wangzai gasps for joy and turns to spit and wipe his hair)

Wangzai: ... Yes.

Reporter A: What impact has the financial crisis had on your life?

Wangzai: The financial crisis has affected all aspects of my life. First of all, my living expenses are not enough by the end of the month, and then I borrow from the east and the west. Pay back the money at the beginning of the month, borrow it at the end of the month, pay it back at the beginning of the month and pay it back at the end of the month.

(Reporter A takes back the microphone)

Reporter A: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have anything else?

Wang Zi: Other aspects. Oh, I used to wash my hair with a 25-dollar overlord chasing the wind.

Reporter A: What about now?

Wangzai: 3.50 yuan.

Reporter A: 3.50?

Wang Zi: Tide.

Reporter A: Washing powder? Is there a bigger aspect?

Wangzai: Bigger? (Thinking about it, grabbing the microphone) (Reporter A wants to grab it back and stay with him) The financial crisis has spread to every corner of the world. Many office workers can only drop out of school to do part-time jobs to help supplement their families, but it is not a good idea to go out for part-time jobs. (Reporter A reaches for it and is pushed to the ground by Wang Zi) Because of their part-time jobs, they only temporarily avoid the risks of their careers. (Reporter A holds Wangzai's foot, and Wangzai steps on it and throws it away) But after coming out, life will only become more difficult without experience.

Wangzai: Of course. ...

(A staff member ran in and grabbed it, and reporter A got up and grabbed it back.)

Reporter A: Sorry, there's something going on at the scene. Please switch the camera to the live room.

(The man and the woman are flirting. The man stroked the hair in front of the woman's forehead, and the woman smiled affectionately! Two people stared at the audience and smiled shyly! )

Male host (looking at the female host): It seems that the financial crisis has really had a great impact.

Mistress (shyly willing to lower her head): Yes.

Look at each other.

Man (reading the manuscript): What's next (gently bumping into the woman)? You play it.

Lady (knocking over the man, good father Gump) Oh, you play it.

Repeat

Male (bump into female) I'll broadcast, I'll broadcast! Then, after the financial crisis, another great event happened in China: a European and American pure gold diamond watch landed in Asia and quickly occupied the Zhengzhou market. (Holding up an index finger) Come on, everyone must pay attention (turning to look at the hostess).

W: And then what?

M: What kind of watch is this? The woman puts one hand near her eyes, and the other hand grabs the man's shirt and pretends to cry: You ignore me. )

Man (man patting woman with one hand): Oh, good boy ~ ~ Please see the reporter's report below.

(Hang up the "external mirror" sign) (Reporter B appears)

(Hang the "Exterior Mirror" sign) (Reporter B, Rolex appears)

Reporter b: hello, everyone. Today, we are fortunate to have Mr. Rolex, President of WC Watch Group.

Rolex: (waving and nodding) Hello everyone! Thank you. First of all, human life is calculated by time. What time is it now? What is this? What is this? (Look! ! ! ) Yes, it is a watch! And now everyone is worried about whether there is a good watch, but now I can tell you a good news responsibly. Our company's recently launched pure gold diamond watch has landed strongly in Asia!

Reporter b: landing in Asia, audience friends, what he means is that this watch is coming to your side!

Rolex: No problem. I'll be with you in a minute. (Mysteriously) It is made of the latest fashion, made of pure gold, inlaid with exquisite diamonds, waterproof and shockproof, and cheap.

Reporter b: wow, the advantages are so outstanding, so is it pure gold?

Rolex: Absolutely pure gold! Come, let's weigh it together!

Reporter B: Oh, my God, look (gesturing) 250 grams!

Rolex: Really? Really? Absolutely pure gold Do you see the sparkling stones?

Reporter B: It's sparkling and dazzling. Is it really a diamond?

Rolex: No problem. Diamonds. (Hold it in front of reporter B) If you look at it twice, you will be dazzled!

Reporter B: Oh, my God, it's so flash. Audience friends must want to know how much it costs.

Rolex: (gesturing) The market price of this watch in Europe is 48880.

Reporter B: Oh, my God, it's too expensive!

Rolex: Don't worry! It is the first time to land in Asia. (gesturing) It uses the factory direct selling price, 28880!

Reporter B: Unprecedented price. Audience friends, call to order quickly!

Rolex: Take it easy, take it easy! Because it is the first time to land in Asia, (pay attention to gestures) now there is a new selling price, throwing plates and crying, 998!

Reporter B: No, no, absolutely not. It's incredible!

Rolex: absolutely possible, absolutely true! And it's not 9998, not 998 yuan, but 9.98 cents!

(reporter b shook his hand and fainted to the ground. )

Rolex: In addition, if you call the phone at the bottom of the screen now, you may get a pure white gold necklace with a value of 5,000 yuan randomly given by our company. Come and snap it up! (Spitting blood) (At the same time, three extras came in to pull us away and take the props)

Rolex: I tell you, there are two more models. Come and buy it!

(The male anchor is asleep, and the female anchor is pulling up while talking.)

Hostess: Hey, what are you doing? Get up and broadcast the news Let's watch an explosive news. (They cover their mouths and talk mysteriously)

Female anchor: According to a senior honest reporter of our station, Xiao Shenyang was surprised at the annual meeting of Henan Power Thinking.

Male anchor: But strangely, it didn't cause a sensation among fans. Is it the decline of influence in small Shenyang? Or did the audience not accept his performance style?

Female anchor: What happened to Xiao Shenyang and his party? Take a look at the detailed report with these questions. (placard)

(Music starts. ) Peanut: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Xiao Shenyang to debut. How are you guys? Thank you. Thank you, thank you all. (Sending flowers in) I'm on stage. ...

Peanut: Thank you, friends! (The florist runs back to get the microphone)

Flower sender: Little Shenyang, I love you! (shy, leaving with his face covered)

Peanut: (in heat) Walk slowly, ah, it's really beautiful (wide) (at the same time, those who beg for money enter).

Beggar: Give me your signature.

Peanut: (Oh) OK. The beggar turns around and Peanut signs his name on his back. )

Peanut: Thank you, thank you friends. Why don't you go? (hey)

Beggar: Didn't you say give money?

Peanut: For what? (whispering) Go down and give it to you.

Beggar: Isn't one given to every game? (Peanut reluctantly gives him money)

Peanut: Thanks to my friend, why don't I go when I'm on stage?

Beggar: You said you only gave 50 cents for one.

Peanut: Don't be shameless, ask for money (Peanut tries to push him away with his hand).

Beggar (pointing): Flowers! Flowers! Flowers! Peanut reluctantly pushed him away with lace and the beggar trotted away.

Peanut: (screaming) shameless, pervert! Thank you, my friends, for coming to the stage and giving warm applause to all our actors. This is back to my time. From now on, my friends, you should have a rest, and no one should clap, stop, stop, stop! No one applauded. Don't break the window. Thank you friends. This time I came on stage, look at me, look at my cat, look at me as a pervert, you can't eat anything. I tell you, I don't like it, but I do! I will run for you. Today, I can't come for nothing. Give you a song, Dao Lang, a famous mysterious figure, the theme song "Big Lips" of the famous American TV series "Water Margin". Is the music ready? Music! (Lift up your skirt and skip to the center of the stage) Lyrics: You are my lover, a woman like a rose. With your red lips, I will die endlessly in the middle of the night (like the silly sound of little Shenyang). You are my lover, a woman like a rose, pausing with your thick lips. (Running to the edge of the stage and crouching down) Your singing is OK. Let's have another one. (running back to the center of the stage) OK. Generally speaking, I never ask others what I can do-no one tells me to do it myself (hehe). Please, stop it. I have been singing other people's songs for years. Now I want to sing a song of my own. A good friend of mine wrote it for me. The song is called "My name is Xiao Shenyang". Is the music ready? Music! (Jump a few times during rock music) Lyrics: The wind blows the fragrance of rice and flowers, and the river flows. Our hardworking parents grew up in black land, but our voices are loud and clear, imitating the folk songs of northern Shaanxi and mysterious Dao Lang. My name is Xiao Shenyang, and my stage name is Xiao Shenyang. Shen is the sun in Shenyang. My name is Xiao Shenyang. My eyes are small, but there is light. Why do you like the flowers in my ideal Shandandan?

If the sea can take away my sadness, let it drift away with the wind. Will the concert stop? It's gone (Pick up the skirt and jump away)

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Female anchor: This is the end of the news program. Thank you for watching.

Male anchor: Let's go.

Female anchor: Hey, ok (so sweet)