Need the last sentence to trick the text message.

1, you sneak into my room, get into my bed and play hide-and-seek with me. I can't sleep for you, and I'm crazy about you. I know you love me, want to kiss me, want to bite me ... damn mosquito, fan you to death!

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all over your favorite pond, dining cabin and sleeping lawn, but I still haven't seen you, and my heart is broken. How can a pig with such a big head be lost?

Do you know what I want to do to you now? Is to drag you to the bedroom, turn off the lights, close the curtains and press you madly on the bed, and then say to you panting, "Look, my watch is luminous."

4. Remember? I saw you in the park that day, sitting in the sun, lazy and uncomfortable I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: "Keep your voice down, no one will call me an idiot after tanning!" " "

5. The night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly when I want to hug you in the middle of the night? I really need you! My beloved pillow, where did you fall?

This may be the last time I send you a text message. I'm hesitating to tell you. I'm leaving. I have bought a ticket to Beijing. I can't help it, really It is forbidden to say that he quit and let me be the chairman.

7. Everyone who kissed me will be dumped by me. Maybe you will think I am too heartless. Actually, I miss kissing, too. That feeling is really fragrant, but what can I do? Eating snails is like this!

I hope you can cooperate with me to do some great things. We will eat, drink and be merry, and we can travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me. Promise me? Let's go begging for food.

9. In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. Your cold expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to show my heart, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand ... you're stepping on my foot!

10. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse you "Good dog, take you for a walk!"

1 1. One day, you squatted on the side of the road and looked at a pile of poop carefully. You leaned over and smelled it: Is it poop? You dig with your hand: it seems to be poop, you put it in your mouth and taste it: it's really poop, and suddenly you shout: It's a good thing you didn't step on it-_-!

12, I told my mother that I like you and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Through these days of communication, I found that I can't live without you! Really, but my mother refused. She said sternly, "pigs are not allowed here!" " "

13, the weather is going to change recently and it's getting cold. You must take care of yourself, don't freeze. As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

14. Today, you woke up to find a mosquito lying on the pillow with a suicide note next to it: "I struggled all night, but I failed to pierce your face. You are so thick-skinned, I have no face to live in this world. Please forgive him, Lord, I am forbidden! "

15, Friar Sand: I changed it sixteen times; Bajie: I changed thirty-two; Wukong: I changed seventy-two changes; Tang Priest: Why don't you change your cell phone on the way? The monster is reading mobile phone text messages!

16, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Even if the whole world hates you and ignores you, at least there is us-the Animal Protection Association.

17. Pigs and dogs are jailers in animal countries. One day, I caught an uninvited guest named SMS and imprisoned him. The next day, SMS escaped from prison. The warden investigated, and the dog said with grievance, "I had a rest yesterday, and it was a pig who read the text message!" "

18,“nHZ！ "Know that you can't guess, can't understand, can't see? Do you know Pinyin? There is a limit to your stupidity! Turn the phone upside down. ......

19, I heard that there will be a meteor shower tonight. It is a big pig. There will be a big pig flying over the sky. Unfortunately, I can't watch it when I want to sleep. So many people are watching you fly!

20. Toads chase swans. Swan: If I grew up like you, I would have died. Toad refused: The pig is still alive and well. The pig is very wronged: I just read the message. Who did I piss off?

2 1. One day I said you were a pig, and you said angrily, I am a pig. From now on, I will call you a pig. One day you finally can't help shouting in front of everyone: I'm not a pig! I was speechless at once. ......

22. I was shocked to see that the model of your mobile phone was extremely radioactive on the Internet yesterday. I just want to inform you, but I'm relieved to see that it doesn't work for people with IQ below 50. You don't have to worry. Keep using it. ......

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how fierce the wind is, how long the feet are, how hot the fire is, and how cold it is, I just want to tell you: these are none of your business!

24. Do you know that I especially remember you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said that 5 yuan was punished for wetting the bed once, 6 yuan twice and 7 yuan three times. You stand up and ask how much the monthly subscription is!

25. Water-splashing Festival, where people splash water on each other to bless each other. You swear, damn it, who threw it at me? Others advise you that it is a blessing to dump you. You shouted, "Come on, which bastard spilled boiling water?"

There are six good reasons for sending this message: 1. At the end of this month, China Mobile will not be cheap. It's reasonable to harass you occasionally. I miss you. I want to wish you happiness every day. I am bored. The third one is fake.

27, lamenting women: beauty is not in the kitchen, tenderness is not in the kitchen, gentleness has no opinion, no opinion and no femininity, it is not fashionable to use women's money, it is not fashionable to use money, it is not safe to use fashion, it is not safe!

28, 6 met 9 and said: Why do you want to practice handstand when you walk? 0 meets 8 and says: If you are fat, you will be fat. Why should you wear a belt? 7 saw 2 and said, come on, don't kneel, I won't marry you again.