April Fool’s Day deceptive sentences

1. The animal world is so wonderful, with lions roaring and hundreds of birds chirping. Zebras and antelopes are grazing, and bears and elephants are fooling around. The hare bullied the little tortoise and always wanted to race with it. Only the bastard was quiet, turning on his mobile phone to watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Are your ears itchy? That means I'm thinking of you. Are your eyes itchy? That means I want to see you, is your mouth itchy? That means I want to kiss you. Is your body itchy? That means stop thinking about it, you're about to get lice, and go take a shower as soon as possible. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Your influence is so broad, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today except tease you. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. If you are a mentally retarded person who saves this message, if you reply to this message, you are equivalent to an idiot. If you forward this message, congratulations, you are still saved. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

5. There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, which is called my lover; You who send text messages are called a fool! Happy holidays!

6. Brother Yu, in this great day when everyone in our country can be foolish, Brother Yu wishes you will never change your foolish heart, be happy with your foolishness, fill the world with your foolishness, and be more foolish. Happy, "foolish" plus happy. Oh, that’s a long way off, happy April Fool’s Day!

7. Buying a house is no longer expensive, buying a car is not taxed; no one cares about your truth, and you are not afraid of wasting your feelings; you are welcome to join the Fools' Conference, worship your invincible stupidity, and indulge in self-indulgence in your giggles. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day in advance!

8. Poor mobile phone users, it is a pity that because you confirmed this text message, you were infected with the April Fools' Day bacteria. Now bacteria are moving through your body at a vigorous pace. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9. A pair of fiery eyes and golden cheeks. He was holding two packs of salt in his hands and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. If the police see you and want to impose martial law, the hospital will send you for a physical examination. People say your brain is smoking, but you say you perform during festivals! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. You look so beautiful when you sleep. Your skin is so white, your eyes are so clear, your nose is so unique, and your ears are unique. Sleep well you pig. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.