A book that makes you laugh.

1. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

I used to think about how to get rich all day, but now I think about how to get rid of poverty all day.

I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.

I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse until I met you, and I told myself that you can't have one.

I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. It's not good, just rich.

7. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, I will definitely have many husbands.

7. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves. 0

9. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to gain three pounds.

1 The old man counted with his fingers. Now you are lying in bed reading comments, sideways. Maybe you're still charging.

1 1. Men chase women, every car, every room, every mother.

12. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, and I can't figure out who leaked the news.

13. I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

14. Now losing a pound of meat is like playing with your life, and gaining a pound of meat is like playing.

15. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.

15. You are only in your twenties, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. You'll find it later, maybe not.

17. Yesterday, my bag was robbed. I am sad. I cried all night. I really can't figure out where I am worse than my bag.

18. I can't sleep at night, I can't help it. I started counting sheep and pretended that a sheep jumped in front of my eyes and ran away. The more sober the result is, the rhythm of counting sheep can't keep up with the rhythm of running sheep.

19. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully. My eyesight has dropped to a hopeless level. You can't see the money when you open your wallet. It's terrible. 2 1. Research shows that when people see words, they will arrange them automatically. If you don't believe me, read this passage again and you will find that the whole sentence is at sixes and sevens.

22. I passed a person countless times, and my clothes were scraped without sparks.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: 1. This won't do either.

That won't happen either.

24. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashion and beauty. I will use it as a mobile phone wallpaper.