A funny joke, incomplete, tell me the whole story.

I was born in a very poor family. I remember that when I was a child, my father’s life was very boring and he could only count money all day long. The same was true for my mother, who was sweeping away money all day long;

I My family lives in the mountains, and every time I have to go shopping, it is quite troublesome. It takes 5 hours to drive a Porsche and 4 hours to drive a Mercedes-Benz;

Although the family has a helicopter, it is difficult to find parking when driving there. It's quite inconvenient;

I occasionally go shopping. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, so they have more than 20 bodyguards to protect me. Everyone is scared to run away when they see me, so I grew up I started to be ostracized...

Because my home is in the mountains, it is very cold every winter. My father also said that it is very troublesome to go shopping, so there is no heater in winter... There is no quilt... I can only spend money with my parents to keep warm every day... and when I sleep, I can only sleep with the money (I think the pound is warmer).

I remember when I was a child, one time, because the room was too big, I peed my pants before I could run out of the room in a hurry. Therefore, my father put a little sheep motorcycle in my room so that I could Within 10 minutes, I rushed out of the 1,000-square-foot room, walked through the 5-kilometer corridor, and reached the 800-square-foot toilet (I often get lost in the corridor);

My father also asked people to build 20 more 600-square-foot bathrooms. There is a shabby room with a small toilet of 250 square meters inside. He said: If you wet yourself in the future, just change the room. If the room is not enough or too small, tell your father and he will ask people to build more rooms. Our life is very hard. , you have to be patient!!

Now that I think about it, my father is really a kind person!!

I still remember one time when my home was attacked by a thief because he blew it up with explosives. My dad's safe made the gold coins inside keep rolling out, and the thief was crushed to death... I felt so pitiful for the thief... It's very painful to be crushed to death by gold coins!!

He was not as lucky as the previous thief who was suffocated by money.

My mother often told me that our family’s life was very difficult and she wanted me to learn to endure hardship. So I developed a hard-working spirit since I was a child. My future ambition is to find 200 people who will make money. Monster, so that he can eat up all the money in the family and avenge those poor thieves!!

Teacher’s comment: Go to hell!!!