Boys send text messages to girls, "I have a cold". How to answer?

Never say "drink more hot water", whether it is a boy or a girl. As a girl, if I say "I have a cold" to someone, what I want to hear most is the following reply:

1, overbearing type: If you don't pay attention to keep warm, I'll put you under the bed in a rage and you won't be able to pull it out.

2. Intimate type: Why are you so careless? Do you want me to take care of you? Don't eat cold food recently.

3, hate but warm heart: you deserve it. I don't blow my hair after washing it these days. There's really no way. Alas, I have to watch you, a leprechaun, day and night.

I was at a loss when I heard this news: Ah, ah, why did you catch a cold? Do you want me to buy you some medicine? Please put on more clothes and keep warm.

5. Best friend: What? You have a cold? Wait a minute, I'll go to your house right away.

6. Parents' nagging: How many times have I told you, put on more clothes? Hey, remember to take the medicine after you buy it.

I caught a cold when girls saw boys off. In fact, there are two situations:

The first one is that I miss you and asked you to accompany her quickly, but she didn't catch a cold. She was lonely, empty and cold, and she needed you to warm her bed badly, so I lied to you to accompany her.

The second is that you really have a cold. Let me tell you, we won't talk about it tonight, but another day. It's up to you now. You must go to her house as soon as possible. You'd better call her and show up at her door. Then you said indifferently, open the door, I'm coming.

She will be startled first, then open the door quietly, and then you can kiss her. After sex, she recovered and you caught a cold. Because you take the initiative to catch cold germs, she will be very moved. Not many men practice medicine by themselves! So, male compatriots, if a girl gives you a cold, don't say anything, just go to her house and kiss before going to bed, and make sure that you can cure the disease immediately. More effective than any cold medicine!