Mid-Autumn Festival funny greeting go away.

First of all, I would like to thank CCTV and mtv, mom and dad, and the fans who support me. Here, I would like to say a happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you silly people!

Second, it's really hard to reach you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet, but I learned to be invisible first. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

Third, turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me, think about moon cakes, and you will find that I am as lovely as moon cakes! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

I had a fight with the sun in order to steal the moon from you. I didn't expect that guy to lose face so much. I accidentally stepped on it in the moon cake. Take it if you don't mind! And wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, on behalf of the universe, outer space provinces, Galaxy City, Sun City, the global village, Chang 'e, Yutu and Yue Lao, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings to you, and through you, to your family and friends.

In view of your happy life and hard work, it is specially approved that you take your wife and belt to enjoy the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival and invite your friends to drink. Look at the cards and say you, don't thank Lord Long En quickly!

According to the Mid-Autumn Festival Special Law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all the patients' troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately. Happy forever! Fall back! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Eight, the bright moon is in the sky, and we secretly touch a glass of wine. The wife can't let go of the wine. I don't know about palaces in the sky, but no matter what birds order at festivals, people will get together on the Mid-Autumn Festival and have a rest, and they won't make much money. Business is booming after the holiday, and all competitors are finished. Send text messages to wish friends a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy family.

Nine, it is not a crime for girls to eat it. Fat people have the right to gain weight. Slim is actually gaunt behind, and people who love you won't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost moon cakes. Mid-Autumn Festival is also a kind of beauty! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Ten, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, give a moon cake, ingredients: five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, tied with humor, sent by mobile phone; Shelf life: before August 15th of the lunar calendar.