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Tik Tok's very interesting copy.
2. Remember, dear, all good-looking people are spoiled, and all ugly people are wild!
You ate every piece of fat with your own mouth. Come on, what do you have to complain about?
4. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
5. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.
6. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.
Seven. When you comfort others, you do the same thing. When you comfort yourself, you just want to find a rope.
8. What's the use of taking selfies every day? If you look like a selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend?
9. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.
10. If you want to know what your hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
1 1. Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, one is a man who has no money and the other is a woman who can't pretend.
12. There are only two kinds of results of unrequited love, either to be a positive result or to become a Buddha. Take a step back, and your blue sea and blue sky will be fulfilled.
13. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.
14. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss. And you, besides being hungry, were awakened by urine.
If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. You must be dreaming, because you have no life at all.
16. Just now I saw a figure that looked like you, and I chased it like crazy, only to remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.
17. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.
Eighteen. I am this year.
17 years old, driving a Maserati and using an iPhoneX, in Beijing.
In the Third Ring Road, Shanghai has a full set of villas, and the bank has millions of deposits. I don't depend on my parents or friends. These are all imaginary.
Nineteen. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
20. Do women really have no resistance to all kinds of small animals? The Great God replied: Land Rover, Hummer, Jaguar, BMW and, of course, Tmall!
The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
22. In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money and not pay it back.
Twenty-three People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.
Twenty-four Why do some boys suddenly ignore you, cast nets for selective fishing in a large area, and you are released?
25. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
26. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.
27. Being a child is better than academic performance. Growing up is better than salary. Now you have to walk in step! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!
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