I am looking for some super funny birthday wishes...

·Maybe you no longer need my company, or maybe you no longer care about my existence, but I will always remember this day: Happy birthday to you!

·Happy birthday! Although I am just your distant friend, my blessings are always by your side! May you have a happy life!

·The Internet is illusory, but feelings are real. I have been moved by you. The wings of love are gone in the sky, but what remains are beautiful memories.

·You are a honey and I am a melon. On your birthday, you are not a stupid melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are indeed a honey melon! I wish you: I laughed after reading the text message, happy birthday!

·I really want to be by your side and spend this wonderful day with you. My heart is with you. Love you in my heart.

·On a quiet night, with dim candlelight, listening to soft music, and sipping rich wine, let me accompany you to spend an unforgettable birthday!

·365 days a year is waiting and hoping. Your arrival adds a bit of color to the world. I hope your smile will still be bright in the next 365 days.

·Life and love are the highest meanings of human beings. Have you found your love while I'm trying to grasp life?

·I wish you may have wrinkles for another year and be one step closer to having a full face! May the sun bring you light and happiness every day.

·The glowing background light shines on your cheeks. Although it is weak, it can extend far. After reading this message, make a wish and let the stars in the sky bless you!

·There are faint poems in the long clouds, and there is endless joy in the faint poems. In the endless joy, there is my gentle blessing, happy birthday!

·You are so pitiful. Today is obviously your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter, because you have received my blessing. I believe you will have a very happy day!

·On this day that belongs to you, I wish you a happy birthday. May your every day be filled with joy, happiness, warmth and satisfaction!

·For us, the greatest happiness is to have parents who understand us. I gained this happiness and never lost it. So on your birthday, I say to you: Thank you!

·Close the door of your heart and let your humorous words and frank character emerge. You are a trickle, nourishing our hearts...Happy birthday...

·The long distance, the long line, the long time keep wiping away. Today is your birthday, far away I've been thinking of you and wish you a happy birthday!

·Happy birthday! If you are happy, I am happy; if you are not happy, I am not happy. No matter who is happy, happy birthday to you!

·The innocence of childhood, the romance of youth, but we have no chance to stay together in the flower season, but I will never forget your special day. Happy birthday to you!

·May blessings linger with you in your dream of always being bordered by spring. I wish you: all your wishes come true and happiness! Happy birthday!

·The past is a road with countless staggering steps, the future is a dream carrying you to the distant sky, this is a new beginning, and you will do better from here on.

·The longer the wine lasts, the mellower it becomes; the longer the friendship lasts, the more true it becomes; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter as it flows. Happy birthday and always be in a good mood!

·Today is your birthday. The first moment you turn on your phone, I give you my first blessing today.

·May all happiness accompany you, looking up is spring, bowing head is autumn; may all joy follow you, the full moon is poetry, and the missing moon is painting!

·Although I can't spend this special day with you today, I still wish you a happy birthday from afar!

·May all the joy, all the happiness, all the warmth, and all the good luck surround you forever! Happy birthday!

·There are no colorful flowers, no romantic verses, no expensive gifts, no exciting surprises, only gentle blessings, I wish you a happy birthday!

·Congratulations on your birthday, and congratulations on your happy birthday; today is the same day every year, and today is the same day every year; Congratulations----Congratulations----

·A gentle wish is worth a thousand words. When the bell rings for your birthday, don’t forget my blessing. I wish you a happy birthday!